. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
IDEA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Woah!
It seems they had it covered after all.
It always ends up between the two of us...
Ya got that right, Blaze!
...
...You speak as though we are comparable with one another.
(Do you think he'll be alright? Also, about time I get a new look.)
Of course! I had him created, didn't I? And you aren't supposed to comment on your new mug. That way slipping them in is more subtle for the guy posting this. Why did you think I didn't brag about mine?
Looks like things are returning back to normal. Your little HQ should be a couple of blocks ahead, right?
(Mhm.)
Well, then let's go.
Nnnn... Where am I?
Can I second that question? My head hurts like a motherlover.
Rise n' shine, you FG-inspired assholes.
Hey! Who gave you the right to talk to us like that?
The same thing that gave YOU the right to invade a city and attempt to inflict as much pain possible. As of now, you are property of the Big Eye Battalion.
Damage? We didn't do any of that stuff at all.
Hit it, LJ.
...I plead the fi--
SILENCE, WHORE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Where'd your little leader go?
He... said something about needing some time alone, for whatever reason. Though I'll say I wish he could actually trust us enough to tell us instead of keeping it to himself. He never even said where he was going. Just that he'd be back.
Ughhhhhh.
Well, whatever the case may be, it'd do him good to come back soon... We have enough people to worry about on our hands as-is.
Ugh... searching for this thing is gonna take a millennia! How am I supposed to find one measly piece of gadgetry?
Comin' here was a waste of time. I should just lea--
Well, I'll be damned. Didn't think I would find this guy off all places.
I guess coming here was a blessing in disguise after all. An opportunity like this just can't be passed up.
What's wrong..? At this rate you won't even be a half-decent punching bag!
What's now is that you leave the rest to WARIO-MAN! The one who will save all the world of it's money!
If we-a-see a hint of anything threatening, don't think we'll just sit-a-here and watch.
Fine by me.

Heh heh heh!
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP*
*groan*
....???
...What.
The hell...
'sat supposed to be?
(I think I have an iota as to who...)
Wahahahah!
(...Was he-a-trying to explode our eardrums?)
...Ha! I knew you were a bottom, but this is ridiculous! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WAHAHAHAHAH
Ouch! Hey, don't be so angry because I have a leg up on the situatio--
Dammit, what hell do you want from me, already!? If you need a hand, just say so--
Ah finally, wonder where we are...]{n}
*sigh* Welp... *loads gun*]{n}
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