. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Listen up, you miserable pile of garbage.
Wh--
And I'm not talking to you; I'm referring to the person that made you like this.
If a fight is what you want, then I'll give you a fight. I've had enough. Enough of the constant attacks, enough of you tampering with the lives of the innocent, and enough with your smug attitude. I have had it.
You wanna pick on the weak? That doesn't make you strong at all. Real power is not determined by raw quantity of material. Real power is the ability to stand up and do what's right.
Your little "survival of the fittest" schtick doesn't have a merit of truth. All it makes you is a bully. One too afraid to bark up the wrong tree. One that only picks on things smaller than them to call themselves strong.
So guess what, jackass? For the first time, I'll show *you* just how it feels I'll hand you that same despair--




. . .
...Hmph. You think a little speech and a lightshow'll scare us into submission. You've got it backwards. It's time to finish this.
I-impossible!
...And give you the 100%.
Alright, who had the metaphorical b
s!?
ARGH! You SHITFUCKERS!
(Ugh, what's gotten into me!? That was LAME! Plus, for some reason, my Anti-Army Collision or whatever it's called seems to be running low...)
Ah, the wonders of being able to freeze time at will.
...Seriously though, did one use a One-Room orb or something on that floor? It's just one big room, just like the one above was.
Spirits? Where...where am I spirits? This isn't funny.
I'm...I'm going to die. If I haven't already...
At least this works...
Hello? Spirits? Anyone!
I know I say this often - and with good reason - but this, Diablo? This is pathetic. Particularly so.
Letting Nuru continue with this whole nonsense about what would have happened if you won? Sitting back and giving your posthumous actions the lion's share?
Oblivion and armies mean nothing. You may think it otherwise, but those sparks of time only existed because we were hiding in an altered past so people would stop trying to get in our hair before you stopped prancing around nowhere like a fool.
Considering how all-seeing you probably are‡, you should know that we expect to be treated as top-level threats, and are more than pleased to take the measures that prove us as such.
By that point, maybe people will stop grouping us with the electric crybaby, the gluttonous orangutan, and the mutts in the Gummi Ship§.
What, so it's still all about you just wanting attention?!
How about you talk to a couple of THESE?!
You know, it doesn't take a corrupted alter-ego to be told just how mindless you are. The moment you made the crater and someone gave even the slightest insult, you went ballistic on them even though they could've ended the whole Omniverse if they wanted. You spontaneously learned how to hear him from inside someone just to try beating him up.|
We're not going to cry about our insecurities when we're trying to keep the world from ending.
OW! Could you stop that? You won't hurt him anymore!
Huh? There...there's this strange energy radiating from me. What...what is this?
I'm not doing this! What's happ-
I'll be taking those.
I'm...I've haven't shed my last drop of blood...yet!
(I've never seen any power like this. What... is this..?)
You think the guy was made only out of your two-bit alloys and regular defense systems? Wrong. It was part of his code to suppress himself at all times... But it seems like this new threat has gotten him riled up. More than he's ever been.
It's not over yet!
Too slow.
. . .
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Noo this, this is lee. Na robotnik, na baddies, 'n' best o' a', na trauchle! Th' ainlie thing that kin ruin this is some morons trying tae git in mah wey!
Now this, this is life. No Robotnik, no baddies, and best of all, no trouble! The only thing that can ruin this is some morons trying to get in my way!
Hold on a moment... Somethin's not right.
What might that be, Will?
I mean this sequence of events. None of this was in the Time Flux. Janemba's powers getting absorbed by that ship, I mean.
If it were possible, there would've been a timeline showing where it was possible. But it wasn't. He's too powerful. So how the hell did that ship...? Wait a moment...




...That stupid asshole.
Well, what about Janemba? We can't just let him go.
We aren't needed. Janemba's abilities might prove unpredictable... but ultimately he wouldn't have enough time to recover the energy stolen from him.
So, what now..?
We prepare for a threat even bigger than Janemba. But that'll be for another time.
Hahah! Rock beats scissors!
Damnit! It can't end like this! Rematch! Let's go!
This is the third time you've lost. He gets to deal with our fiendish little capitalist after this spacial-manipulation demon crisis blows over.
Eheheheheheheh. That Wario had better watch his back... Things are about to get crazy.
...To be truthful, I wouldn't care if I had an army or if it was just myself. I allow this to continue because it is beneficial to me. And once it's NOT, I have my ways to be rid of them.
And for the record? A "threat" would suggest you are an enemy. And I'm sure you heard the phrase, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"? Well, in this case, the enemy of my enemy is someone I don't have time to deal with. This is ALSO why I still allow for Coda and his pathetic minions to live... For now.
But regardless... A question, if I may. You say you see no purpose in Destruction... Tell me. What purpose do you see in the continuation of existence? What purpose is this world you try to create when, by the end of all time, it'll merely crumble into dust, only to be reborn into a different, yet equally meaningless existence?
This endless cycle of things being created, only for it to crumble into nothing, over and over again... Don't tell me YOU of all people see any meaningful purpose in any of it. Go ahead and convince me. I can wait for you to come up with an answer that isn't some form of the egotistical "AlL tHiNgS eXiSt To BoW tO uS!!!!!!!1!!"
As long as there's existence, there's something to feel. Something to desire, something to regret, something to hate, love...something to fear.
It's not what one does before emptiness, but emptiness itself that takes all of that away. Nobody will remember what they wanted, nobody will remember what they enjoyed, and nobody will remember what hurt.
And with what we know, we can destroy the emptiness you're obsessed with. Allow a true eternity. No Judgement Day, no Heat Death, just existence with no end. And with that existence, all of those memories stay.
And before you tell me that we can't control that in the whole Omniverse, we know. But neither can you.
This Omniverse may never truly belong to either of us, but while we can use that to take control of every part that we can latch onto, you can only act that part if people let you. The Absurd Roleplay would still be more than a lingering memory if its Reaper disagreed with the Trio of Origin.
The truth is, the ultimate decision goes to the creator of MMRPG. This Omniverse's greater purpose is more than the worlds you and I live in, and I fail to see why one would take down a whole game of their own just because of the wrath in one part of the forums.
So while the extent of your destruction is limited to those weak enough to accept words such as "End of Roleplay", our conquest is limited only by what limits the Omniverse as a whole. What limits the Multi-Omniverse.
And we've come to terms with that. We can still endure in our own way, and even if we decay from means out of even a Reaper's control, we can return elsewhere to continue.
Yes, it may be egotistical. But unlike your dream of hastening the end, we can achieve it.
Honestly. You haven't-a-had enough, have-a-you?
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