. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
...What the hell did you do to my men?
...N-no, seriously, what the hell did you do? I'm not sure if this is good or bad for us, and I'd like to know now whether or not I should go ahead and destroy you for this.
...And how do we know you'll end up doing what needs to be done? Because you feel stronger?
No... not that selfish, unbelievable reason... because I might not know what I'm up against, but that won't stop me easily. I'm doing it to save the people... even those who I'd despise... no matter what cost! I'm determined to get through enemy lives, to keep our world safe!
...Woah... That's... This IS supposed to be important, right?
This feels a little contrived. And when I say a little, I mean very.
What's... happening to her?
....Obviously nothing out of the ordinary.
RELEASE THE ENERGY CONTAINER!
...Yup. Still don't know what's goin' on.
It'll make sense later.
So, this is where your little squadron has been hiding?
...Oh. They're back. How many people did you invite here, anyway?
As many as it'll take to destroy that round cretin!
So... I was told there was someone here that could rival my speed.
Just relax, he's busy right now.
So sorry, but there's only one way you're getting towards me.
Why are you even attacking?
As a whole? Because you've trespassed onto our base of operations and attempted to spearhead (pun intended) an assault on us.
...Why am I attacking you? Because of your blasphemous attempts at trying to masquerade as a "magic fairy"! In the name of science, I refuse to believe such exists!
...You can't be serious. The wand? The wings? The unrealistically short stature?
The wand must be a a technical component capable of executing commands programmed in it. The wings? See SON-00A, just because you're not a bird doesn't mean you can't have wings. And have you, AT ALL, ever heard of dwarfism? I thought as much.
Yeah, What next, you'll tell me you don't believe in god?
Well, unless I'm shown a preponderance of the evidence that he DOESN'T exist...
(I could summon a flock of crows from this science-
's insides and nobody would notice or care.)
...Meh. You can go. But you'd better not screw the pooch and make an oopsie-woopsie wah wah diaper--
...What was I saying again? Oh, well. Just be careful Mary suuiiiII mean Ray.
Wow... of all unintentional insults you've could have chosen... you chose that? I mean, I could have thought of worse like wench, show stealer, hell, even distraction would have been better than "MaRrY sUe~". Fine, you go. But know this, if your ass is in need of need of bailing out, just know i'm doing it for them rather than you.
(This power...!)
...Needed.
Who are you to say whether ANYONE will ever need you or not?
Now that I think about it, all that you have been ever since this attack is a liability. It was your lack of ability to protect that created this hostage situation, correct? It was your need for sustenance and showing off that wasted valuable time that could’ve been used to create a plan, right!?
Eight out of the alleged 10 DMNs attacked town. How many of them did you take out? How did you fare against Rock and Mech-tenant? What do you have to bring to the table?... A ring. A ring and overzealousness that will get you killed.
This guy here is evil and yet he manages to do more good then you. How is that even possible?
Actually, I prefer the term morality-curious right now—
I don’t give a damn.
You aren’t doing this because you care about anyone. You’re doing this because of an artificial sense of fullness which was fabricated on a whim. You came because you wanted to prove yourself to an empty audience. You came because you wanted to feel important. I was literally built for this situation. So either get off your high horse and stop pretending like any of what you have been given so far has been actually earned, or get used to embracing the idea of becoming who you were before.
...Sheesh.
Anybody else notice the number of this post? Nice.
Great. Now we can scratch this one off the checklist. Kamek?
Right away.
..You know, attempting to inflict Stockholm syndrome on the person you're interested in isn't a proper way to attempt to make those feelings of yours reciprocated. It might be hard for you, but there's always the option to move on and better yourse--
Sorry, honey, but I've never been one to move on. You see, I have a little philosophy that I like to follow. That what's mine is mine, and that I should do whatever it takes to make it MY way.
Even if it means getting cancelled on Twitter?
I assure you, his crookedness hasn't the time for such trivialities. Isn't that right, my lord?
...
...oh no--
...HA! JOKES ON YOU, YOU DON'T KNOW OUR WIFI-PASSWORD!
DOUBLE HA! JOKES ON YOU, I'M ON A HOTSPOT!
TRIPLE HA! JOKES ON YOU, I JUST THREATENED TO INVADE JACK DORSEY'S HOME AND EAT HIM ALIVE IF HE DIDN'T TAKE THE WEBSITE DOWN!
D'oh, fiddlesticks..!
*sigh that would be saying if sighs could speak that he's too old to still be putting up with thiiis*
Can you just get on with your dumb plan already?
Hey, shut your trap, you little twerp! I'll discuss whatever I WANT to discuss whenever I WANT to discuss it!
...Which would be now. You see, I waited for the perfect time to strike... so that those bothersome brothers... AND those overall-wearing circus acts... would be too busy to sick their plucky noses where they don't belong. In FACT...
Wait, hold on a mom--
Oh, yeah. That's them, alright.
But what the heck are they doin' here of all places??
I'unno. But from what it looks like with that little scuffle, along with what they're talking about, it seems like they've got they're hands full.
We'll call the Koopa King. This is as good an opening as we're gonna get.





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One with such a childike mind does not deserve such power.
...What did you... do?
...
...What had to be done.
Yeah, baby!
...Stouter than an iron burrito... Studier than a snow tire... I am... Wario-Man!
Stick your opinion up the burrito burner of someone who cares! for now, It's Wario Time!
It's all apart of the second plan. You want your pawns to be stronger so they can destroy your enemy and I have provided a way to do so. So long as you stay away from them so you yourself don't get infected and just let me conduct my side of this twisted symphony, all three of our dreams will be reached.
Wahahahah!
S.K, we did it, that damned Janemba's weakened down. That's great n' all, but what in tarnation 're we s'pposed to do 'bout that there Wario-Man!
...You needn't worry. That Wario will very clearly get what's coming to him. In fact...
Hngh!
I believe it's already kicking into gear.
TOOK you long enough.
(D-- Anthem!)
Don't worry. I'll get the two of you out of here in a jiffy--
The thing is... we aren't alone.
Who the hell is this?
Why do you care? It's not like the knowledge will escape you. But because it won't matter anytime soon...
...I suppose can afford to humor you just this once.
Listen. I don't know what you think you're doing, but you'd better turn yourself in for questioning before I have to kick the answers out myself.
And if I don't?
Then you'll have to deal with me.




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What kind of moron do you take me for? Risking a 1 on 1 in such a situation is only asking for disaster. No. You'll have to work harder than that if you want your friends back.
...Whatever.
Look at you. In an act of wanting to be different from Proto MKII, you fight against your true nature.
If you're trying to pass me off as some sort of hero, then I've got news for you, pal; That isn't why I do this.
Ah, of course, that's right; You're not doing this for heroism or redemption. Your entire group was made for the purpose of survival.
But once Beta Diablo is defeated, what do you aim to do? Face it. Beta Diablo. Coda. Team Mecha. Singularity. Without a single one of them- as well as a certain other enemy of which we shall not name*- YOU would be the primary target of these heroes you side with. None of them would let you live if there wasn't a common enemy.
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You should face the facts while you still can: Nobody in their right mind would EVER save you.
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