. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Right back at you, pal!




.................................... 
...Phew. | ...Hmph! 
That was... not how I thought this fight would go.
You mentioned something about not having the time to fight. What's up?
Circumstances have changed. As it turns out, one of our allies is... dealing with Energy complications.
So we'll just have to cut things short here.
But that'll leave this fight without any closure.
Please, I think we already know what would've happened.
(If only they knew...)
(...Fighting him actually felt really, really, scary. Oh, well. If I just sound tough, no one will notice.)
(I'll tell everyone.)
Quiet, you.
The f
was all that!? There's only ONE entity that can pull off such a move, and even THEN, it takes an enormous level of Z-Power just to have a CHANCE to use it!
The f
if I know, dude. Not my fault you ain't using the Theta Sigil.
Oh, that's right... I WASN'T.
Wait wha-
DANCE FUCKERS DAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!
Well, you folk seem quite busy, so we'll just leave you guys with what you gotta do.
Dude.
Okay, okay.
We'll settle this some other time.
...
I'll be looking forward to it.
I should probably get outta here before Defteros decides it's time for another goodbye hug.
*physically restraining Defteros from giving the two of them another goodbye hug* YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
By the way, just as a little heads up... You might wanna keep an eye out. Word around is that killing you would be worth a lot of moolah.
Huh!? How do you two know about this!?
Being a Merc in 20XX has it's privileges. Well... see ya!
...
Ugh! You're STILL going at it, Alternative!?
It's ALTERNATE! Besides, didn't you tank that giant-
blast of starforce to the face!?
I'll have you know that I'm capable of MUCH more destruction when I recieve THAT much starforce all at once than that
lord!
(Speak for YOURSELF, why don't ya...)
I've had enough of your
, you oversized gumball! It's time I dealt some hurt RIGHT BACK!
-off arms!
Now THAT was EXTREMELY satisfying, if I do say so myself!
Now that that's over with... I've made my decision.
So whassit gon' be?
The person who's going... will be me.
I've made up my mind. You don't like the result? Defeat me, then we'll talk--
I meant what I said before. I'm willing to do what ever it takes.
You know, for someone who focuses so much on the whole strategy thing, I didn't really expect that to happen.
Listen. Props to where it's due, you are a smart fighter. But you have one weakness...
(Weakness? Just what could he be talking ab--)
You have a real habit of ovethinking things.
(So this is where he starts monolouging, right?)
Don't give him any ideas.
I don't see why the both of you don't rejoice while you're still alive. This is all to do YOU lot a favor.
Favor? You call attempting to wage war and kidnap the city's leader a favor? I swear, you robots get made funnier by the day (No offense, kid).
(Honestly? None taken.)
Pretend as though you're the victims all you want. It's your incapabilities to defend against these things that is the reason WHY this is all happening.
First there was the SWN-00Ω clone invasion. Then there was the "Jazz Hands" incident. The invasion of the Quints. And let's not mention the result of Hades Quartet going berserk.
True, even despite that, the town nonetheless lives on to this day. But for how long? How many more weeks, months, YEARS of countless abnormalities before it finally ends? All of which caused by the crippling incompetence of the city's leader, and it's main defenses.
And that's where WE come in. Putting the area out of it's long-endured misery. See, this country has no use for weak links. In a world where anything is possible, only the strongest of areas should thrive fully.
And it starts by mounting the ruins of Mega City with your so-called "Hero"'s head.
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