Ughhh. through and through, I need something new. This life is getting too boring.
Then why not take on a real challenge...
Crimson?
And you're supposed to beeeeeee...?
Huh? Don't be ridiculous! You already know who I am!! Remember how you caused me my humiliation in Defeat the Destructor!?
Wait, that old thread of Rotom's? Why do all my problems come from there? Was I that much of an a


I guess so.
I'unno what happened with that Destructor guy, or really anyone else on that thread.
Not that it matters, anyway. Because now that I've found you, you'll be history, courtesy of
Whatever helps you sleep at night, pal.
Oh, I'm going to enjoy thi--
......How'd I end up like this? I trained for four years just to win! ...Was that really all for nothing?
...Who?
Hey! I... noticed you were having a bit of trouble back there. Sorry about my brother, he can be a big jerk sometimes.
wait did you say br
I'm Pop. How about I show you the ropes on how to fight so you can get even?
Okay, one, I don't understand why you'd be willing to help me if you two are related, and two, I doubt there's anything you can t--
His lack of care in the world for anything isn't healthy for him. What he needs is a motivator. Something to rile him up. Something to give him a challenge. Or maybe... someone.
...Yeah, sure. Why not?
This is where you'll learn the basics. Everyone has four actions. Attack, Defend, Item, or Run. First you'll be learning to Attack.
Okay...? Who am I attacking? You?
Not exactly~
...
Now, use a Regular Attack on the Sandbag. Don't worry about any consequences.
Please, this thing'll be so sore once I'm done it won't even bother showing it's face next time!
You're pretty good with a Trident! Though learning to be on the receiving end is just as important as dishing attacks out. Try blocking the oncoming attack.
Pfft. With ease!
...
Oh, that smarts... Why, I ought--
Don't get mad. Get even. Try using one of the Items I gave you.
...
Alright, punk! Let's see how you like it when you're headbutted, pal!
You're a quick learner! Now try teaching this Sandbag a lesson! Now let's see your special actions!
...Are these all I can do?
Don't get so down in the dumps, silly. You'll learn more as you level up. For now, Try spraying the Sandbag!
Will do.
What some moves lack on damage others make up for with devastating effects! Now for your second Special Action, you can summon Mechas to help you in battle!
Now I'm excited! Let's do it!
'Sup, boss?
Help me kick that stinkin' dummy's behind!
...The chick?
No! The white-pinkish one!
Awesome!
Incredible! (also, you get to keep Snapper. He won't despawn or disappear or anything like that until he's disabled.)
...Until?
Uhhhhhh let's move on! There's one more key element that you need to learn. But I'm not sure you'd like it.
Please, there's no task I can't handle!
So you'll be okay with Running away?
Fleeing is a task I can't handle!
Ugh. Look, Triton, as strong as you may grow to be, There will always be at least one unfavorable situation where you'll need to make a break for it. You can't risk your life as if it's nothing.
Sorry Poppy, but running away's for cowards. As long as I live, I'll always fight to the very--
!!
AAAHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! NO, NO, NO! GETAWAYFROMME! PLEASE, JUST-- AGGGH! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!? BECAUSE YOU CAN HAVE IT!, MY ZENNY, MY ITEMS, TAKE IT ALL! JUST PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
...That works too.
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