Doubt it!
Who's that~?
Trouble if you ask me.
Hold on, I'm sending you your stupid goddamn Chi--
I do not need them.
...Huh?
I. Do not. Need. Them. I'll terminate these gnats with one weapon and one alone.
...weird flex but okay
I hope you like the taste of MegaaAAAAAAAAAAAA WAITWAITWAITNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(He took him out with regular buster shots in seconds!?)
(I'd better)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
What was that!? H-how'd he take 'em out so q-quickly!?
You... worthless scum... You have the NERVE to disrespect me and battle with that puny level of power?
L-l-look man, this was a misunderstanding...w-we can go--
You may "go" to the Graveyard! I've had enough of your babble worthless! Prepare for complete destruction!
Nothing personal, bro. Just doing what I gotta do.
A-aaaaaaah!

!!!
AAAAAAAAAA--
EEE--

!?!?!?
(I guess you could call it a truce... or a ceasefire? He lets me do my thing, so I let him do his. I'm not too keen on having other people's Internet Navigators erased along WITH Viruses, but it's either that or get fired, sooo....)
Well, I suppose if we have little else to discuss...we'll be seeing each other later.
...well, guess I'll see you later, Alice!
...hello, what's this?
Well, that's new. Of course, if it's something new, that also means...
Verne, you can't be serious.
What, we've been dodging trouble for almost a year and now you're scared?
It's less "I'm scared" and more "my parole just started and that means I can't use Battle Chips!"
Ah, shush. Your buster's at Attack 3 and Rapid 4 by now, if that screen can't even display anything besides blue it shouldn't be a problem.
Look. Let's just cut ACDC short. They're "weaklings", right? Better to look for a challenge somewhere else.
...I am listening...
Having a Virtual Private Network means that as long as there's service there... you can be anywhere at any time.
You don't say...
(I don't like this, but sooner or later we WILL be caught if we show up to the same place over and over again.)
...Weird.
Well no matter, I, Unbeatable Air Man .EXE will find a fan worthy of my greatness!
Hey...I lost you there for a sec.
Worry not my friend, us Airs are unstoppable, right?
Compared to those arrogant humans, yes. Compared to their Navis...
If they get in our way, I'll simply say my name.
Hmph. Just be careful when going off on your own, alright?
Well of course. Best I don't blow away the competition too quickly.
You ready Fyrefox?
You know it! 3...2...1...
Here comes the boom!
...Fyrefox...Is he even taking damage?
You're doing good, his HP is going down like crazy.
Then why isn't he attacking?
He's gonna wish he had.
...What?
...
Napalm, I'll-
Burn.
The heat...it's messing with my weapons. Fyrefox! Find some way to cool down the PET.
Fyrefox?
Oh crud.
Team Protomen! Napalms in trouble and my PET's not cooling down! Come on...someone, anyone respond!
*gasp*
Plug! Holy smokes, it's been forever! How've you been?
: Volt, wait! Dude, we told you why to watch for-oh hey, PlugMan.
...*sigh*
See, ReverseMan? Nothing to worry about! Grabbing any of the goodies in here will be a piece of...
...cake?
...the heck is...?
What's it to ya?
Verne, you know the type matchup, don't you?
Uh...
Then you know how much of a (CYBERSQUAWK)ing problem this is!
Look, what am I supposed to do?! Battle Routine, Set...
Uh...Execute! I'm gonna die and it ain't even gonna look cool...
C'mon... (we ain't got all day here... when the hell's that Hakurei kid when you need 'er for something? That noisewave could come in any minute now!)
Hey, uh, boss? Why are we waitn' for the kid?
Because, dumbass, those noise things are not only droppin rare chips, but could probably kill us all if we don't act all quick like!*
Hmph. Anywhere I would like, and you send me to such a drab place?
What, you want me to wire you to someone's school? This place is pretty big, plus everyone else is probably so crummy you may actually be doing this place a favor.
This guy... you're a topsider, aren't you?
What I am is an entity outside any of your comprehension. Be blessed that you have managed to lay your eyes on perfection so long with yet so little reprehension.
Oh, great... another one of these showboat Navis who love sticking their noses into part of the big W they have no business being in.
Listen, if you and your Operator know what's good for you, you'll beat it as soon as possible. Besides... we don't take too kindly to your kind. Head back to wherever you softies love to hang around so often before you get hurt.
Wow. Surfisct.
Hurt...? And who will be the one to--
Huh!?
Damn! Not that guy again! He wiped out almost everyone last time!
Let's just scram for now. That know-it-all'll get what's coming to it... but not yet.
Huh.
...
...before I make you.
...You dare... deprive me of my prey, and approach me with the gall to make questions??
Say wha?
It's best you comply with RideMan's desires. He isn't particularly known for his tolerance.
Yeah? Well, neither is Joe.
Is that right? And who might Joe be--
Dammit, Sherrice!
ENOUGH!
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