That 'Plumeria' ally of yours I crushed.
Yknow, she's Peony's friend too--
Besides striking me, she did something no one thus far has done against my presence.
...


That wench anticipated my OmgaScan. She had no reason to not attack unless she knew what it was capable of, and yet... still performed a flawless counterstrategy.
(...I'll admit when she did that it put me off a little, but I never actually thought of it that hard until now... now he's got me curious, too.)
But she was not there during any of the other times I had used it. She would have no idea how to walk around it.... unless she was fed information about it before the battle begun.
...I ask again. How did she know.
(We never said anything to anyone... it goes against our current circumstances.... so, then.... could it be...?)
Hello, my name is Beta Shadow. I am the owner of Little Papa Beta's, the Pizzeria located in Elec Town on Giuseppe Street. There's some kind of... thing infecting everything in the Pizzeria. I think it's a Cybeast, but... I'm not sure. It keeps creating these really messed up viruses, and it's causing chaos within the Pizzeria. We need help as quickly as possible.
If you are aware, then you are free to identify whom.
...
(This "Peony" individual... they've made a grand mistake. Such a thing can easily be seen as treason. No doubt, she'll suffer for her decision.)
...Bah...
I am the most powerful entity to grace or blight the Net. Preparation is useless against me.
Wh-what!?
Do you wish to contest this?
N-no!
...Then be cautious of the tone you reply with.
(This makes no sense whatsoever. She should be mincedata for doing such a thing!)
The Hell? You guys can regenerate and change colour AND SPEAK ENGLISH FINALLY?
No... you are mistaken. I am simply the essence of the first of my type. The others you see around here, they are just mere copied mindsets of me and the others...
Well okay seems pretty stupid for those things to happen, so why the hell are you standing here menacingly-to-weak-little-pieces-of-sh*ts?
I am simply the first checkpoint for you, a warning of what is to come, which is to not go upon...
Well if you guys are supposed to stop me or something why aren't you fighting back CENSORED?
Before I explain, 1. Get Soap, 2. Stick in your mouth, 3. Choke on it and die. Anyways, we can't stop you and only the copies can because they are simply the extractions of our capabilities, we are only the spirit of them
Okay well f*** you I guess I'ma walk out of here and I assume I can't do sh*t to you so I'll just leave you be...g'bye...b**ch...
(hopefully he won't be able to escape...)
What weird chips?
Oh! I didn't introduce myself! I'm L, or L.exe, I eat old data and put it to good use! Essentially.
.....
Uh, I guess I'm not allowed to know what you were talking about then?
What business do you have with the impending ruler of the UnderNet?
I was just passing by, sheesh, what the hell is an UnderNet anyways? Is it like Hell but where the bad files like Opera explorer go?
Y-you.... you don't even know the place you're literally standing in right at this very moment...
Listen all I do is get coordinates and get sent there, they don't give me anything else for these cleanup jobs
Gnh.....
Tell this gnat what needs to be said and return. I've no time to waste with idle chatter.
(Does he even know if he's going in the right direction?) ...
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