Ow! Stupid...I went right for it! How didn't that break it?!
Uh, brute force isn't going to break that thing. That's kinda how P-Cubes work, someone has to give you the code and generally they have to trust-
Wait, the portal thing! Why haven't you warped?!
Yeah, been trying to tell you this. Terry and I...well, skipping to the point, we're not doing great. Like, with each other.
But you're his Navi! Who else on the Net would I ask to get to him?!
Heh, "on the Net". That's a good one.
Shaddup! I'm being serious!
And I'm giving it to you straight: Terry doesn't care about the Net, he cares about real-world robots. It took him like half a day to find all the code he needed to hack a PET folder like the time you were thinking of, and any time he touches anything cyber it's because he thinks it's his ticket to making a machine.
If you think he'd give any Navi the time of day if he wasn't about to lose the five or so things he has left, you're expecting a much better person.
...
...thanks for the tip.
...wait, what did he mean by...?
...well, that's why you keep working at it. It's twirling, tossing, spinning, and catching the baton behind you, it's a lot of steps and it's okay if you don't succeed the first...few...
Uh...hi?
You doing okay?
Yeah, fine, no problem.
What about Se-
Fine.
...
...you hear about those MP4 jerks?
I think Mom said to watch out for them, yeah...
One of their Navis was in my house. I dunno what happened, I didn't know what was going on...
Are...were...did they hurt you??
Was just some dirty water. I called my parents, they helped clean it up, we put in some security...
Are you sure there's nothing we can do to help?
Nah. You two are kinda neat, but I dunno how you'd even help when you don't know about whatever they want...
Actually, I think I know someone who could help.
Alright, before we go to Englles, and meet someone who's been in witchy's shoes before, anything you want to know what they uh... look like, to keep it safe?
Wait a moment... what do you mean with that statement of, "look like"?
... So the horror is lessened.
Well, put it this way: is there anything we should know that would make Miss Shanghai uncomfortable?
Because, uh...I think if Miss Shanghai finds it uncomfortable, then it might be worth telling us. Since Byakuren's, uh...probably going to handle it as well as her. Just a feeling.
So...you know this person?
Yeah! She's been friends with Mom for a long time; I think she moved here a few years ago from...uh...
YumTown, I believe.
Right, that's the place!
Hi, Ms. Melissa!
Oh, Orange! It's not often you come here by yourself.
I, uh...didn't.
...I see.
...?
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OW. WHAT THE FU-
Y'know what? You wanna go m8? YOU WANNA GO YA {Nice Friend}?!
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*sigh* I swear, sometimes with all this cyber stuff it feels like nobody gives half a damn about engineering...
What the-
(Holy *CYBERSQUAWK*, this is bad, what do I-should I even do anything, it's not like Gramps is gonna treat this like my get-out-of-jail-free card but it's not like someone would just-)
Ha! Like the fireworks, you stupid Navi hater?!
You son of a-
Nobody to help you now, huh?! You never thought about us Navis, you never thought about what we could do to your...your little toys, and-
Wh-
Wh-how the hell did-
Terry, let me just say right now some blame falls on me. I knew you weren't interested in helping this kid...
This mess, though? He didn't even tell me, but the path to the Comp said enough.
...I-
So you do suck up to him, huh?
Fine! I don't have any buffs, but I can get something to help do the dirty work, too!
I can't stop him alone, Terry. You gotta do the Battle Routine.
You know I'm awful at NetBattling!
Terry...if we just do the usual, we can't lose.
...
...Battle Routine! Set!
Execute!
So, um...this is Sese.
Uh...hi?
Sese. Look around you. What do you see?
They look...uh, old-
Antiques! Valued items from all around the world, which have stood the test of time no matter what!!
And as the owner of this shop, I put by utmost dedication into making sure everything for sale is provided to customers...
Undamaged...
Perfectly sorted, and above all...
...SPOTLESS!!!
Do you understand?
Y-yes, ma'am.
Splendid!
She's really, really good at YumFu.
How'd you already...?!?!
Whaddya mean delivery boy!? I came here for the guard job! Not some lesser known part of this companies business operation!
I swear if this things gonna be a David V Goliath situation I will not have it!
Ah crap... should've seen it comin...
Of course there was...
:Huh...?
I wouldn't expect a couple of commoners to understand the satisfaction of smothering inferiors with true power.
I put my pride, my might, and my mettle on the line in every battle I partake in. That is the difference between my almighty power and your... whatever you have.
*rapid clapping*
*rapid clapping*
Gh! You stupid...!
Well, Orange, Sese, how can I help you two today?
Well, we were wondering...do you know anything about that weird mean group? MP4?
...
...I'm no researcher of their actions, but yes, I'm quite aware. These crime groups are quite predictable, terrorizing the most arbitrary locations for no clear reason but attention...
This very shop was almost a victim, in fact. One day I was waking up and getting things ready to open, and everything was shaking like someone was throwing a tantrum on the roof.
But just because I can't battle their mooks with my bare hands doesn't mean I don't have someone to help me do just as well. Isn't that right, Marshmallow?
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. THEY FELL LIKE ANTS AND RAN FOR THE HILLS!
...Um, Ms. Melissa, ma'am, I'm sorry, I was, uh, just wondering...do you know what I can do if I'm scared MP4's gonna...get me?
Oh, don't worry! I'm sure they won't intrude the same area more than once, so if they've been to your house once, simple security will suffice.
Of course, if you do want some extra...power to your Folder if it makes you feel better...are you focused on a particular Code?
We're all G-Codes.
And, uh...maybe D-Code, too.
Well, I don't stock Battle Chips - far too new - but I do have a few loose ones I'd be glad to give you.
It's actually been a long while since they've been easy to find in these codes*. Small world!
That one didn't even last-ah, forget it!!
You little...
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