I don't need to be strong, I want to be me!
SILENCE! How would you like it when your life is on the line, eh!?
Like I thought.
...
Narumi, I'm sorry I didn't tell-
Don't worry, BlizzardMan, I'm not mad at you. I never was.
I dunno what a Darkloid is, or why he wanted you...but if you don't see that as you anymore, neither do I!
You scared me for a bit there, Medicine.
Hey, I did what I had to do.
Yeah, I guess so. The way you sidestepped in was neat, though!
Heh...just kinda thought of what a friend of ours would do. Of course, I didn't have any handheld weapons...
No, no, the tornado was a great idea!
Excuse me, Ms...uh, Yamame?
Thank you so much for helping BlizzardMan.
Yeah, we can't thank you enough! Whoosh!
*soft laugh* Don't mention it.
Hey, uh, as long as we're here, miss...do you know the path to City Area?
Oh! Yeah, you just take either of the north paths, and take another north at the rocky arrow. If you take the northwest route from here, just head up the stairs and back down the ones furthest west. It'll get you straight to City 3!
Hah, small world; I actually live in Central City!
Really? Wow! Maybe we can come and visit some time. Isn't there a code you give friends if you want them to visit your HP?
Wait, you mean a P-Code? Uh...not sure how much I can promise being available, but-
You saved BlizzardMan, I wanna show you that I really do mean thank you!
Ye hear that? From the sound of it, they took down Pranara...
Well, like I said, they be on the search now more than before. Could be a blessin', could be a curse.
Aye, if nothin' else, we n' Skifree be the only remnants left from ye jumpin' overboard.
Uh...how long do I have to keep the disguise on?
'Til the next time we find a place where there be no connection. Just remember if anyone tries talkin' to ye, think o' the least suspicious trivia ya know and only tell 'em that.
...You ever feel like we're missing out on something?
Eh, I try not to worry about it.
Like you do with those dreams you keep having?
Hey, I've been trying to remember them, but it's like something in my subconscious is trying to make me... not remember.
...But I have been remembering just a little bit more. Which reminds me-
...I'll tell you about it later.
Alright, I'm here; What's the issue?
It's terrible... The viruses that invaded our soda machine are now in the sound system! I tried to have SurgeMan get rid of them, but there are too many...!
*CYBERSQUAWK*ed pests... They just keep coming!
...Don't worry. I'll admit I'm not quite experienced with NetBattling, but I'm sure we can handle it... Ready, NinjaGhost?
Hmph. Just try not to slip up too much... If I get deleted because of your dumb *CYBERSQUAWK*, I swear...
Battle Routine! Set!
Execute!
...you're sure you didn't forget rent?
The weirdo in the purple hat gave me enough for the month. I don't care if I'm lucky she did, I'm taking it.
I mean, you're still doing fine with the robot stuff but, uh...something tells me she was desperate. Last time you touched a PET-
I've told you a thousand times. Do NOT bring that up.
...y'know what, I'm not even gonna argue, that was inappropriate of me.
Tch. That's one way of putting it. Gramps almost forced me out on the streets.
...I mean, it's been, what, 3, 4 years? I've lost count. But we're still surviving, we just...uh...
Spark, if you wanna put me in a good mood, the best you can do is shut up.
...*sigh*
Agh! Watch it!
You watch it! I'm in the middle of something important!
Can you at least not almost get someone killed doing it?
No! I mean, yes! I mean, not you!
I gotta find something to take out that stupid purple dude...
That's...am I supposed to know which purple dude you mean?
I saw him in Hill Top! He's like one of those crazy guys from Genso, but a different kinda purple, and...uh...vegan?
How did you catch that the guy was vegan but not his name?
He was handing out some dumb papers when I came in and was rambling 'bout how someone named Byakuren came up with a vegetarian thing!
...and you fought him because someone told him to hand out flyers?
What? No! He was in my way! And he only had like 5 Battle Chips but I still lost, so I gotta do something to get better!
Wait...you're Terry's Navi! That guy knows tech! He could hack me stronger!
...there's a lot I don't wanna talk about, but the Navi stuff really isn't-hey!
Didn't ask, let's go!
Yo, Darren! Wake up, dude, you got some mail, and it says some funky stuff...
"Hey, uh, it's the guy you saw yesterday. You know, when the big dragon was...y'know. I know I kinda just left without explaining, so...not trying to be shady, but I wanna invite SurfWave over to my place so I can tell you what happened."
I'm guessing he was the dude who threw that big Virus Ball-looking thing. Since, y'know, there weren't a lot of others there before he left with the-
What business do you have with me?
Hey, how dare you speak to the future ruler of the Undernet in such a casual--
...?
Firstly, I couldn't care less about any of your weakling companions. Furthermore, I hold no interest in any of the hodgepodge cowardice you address by "strategy". If there is something that needs conquering, it shalt be conquered.
He... hasn't lashed out at them? Strange. To willingly walk up to someone like him so informally and not be attacked. Such idiocy is unbearable...
...Or wait... That glorified clown... could it be that he's actually managed to form some sort of tie with that other Navi? Or perhaps they are of some use to him... either way, this is certainly unexpected.
Do you think we could use this to our favor?
Perhaps. But that's not what we're here for, are we?
Ngh... I'll have you know that I have been enlightened to the savior of Cyberspace. And as such, I am privileged with the ability to aid him in taking the throne of the Undernet for himself.
(Enlightened? For *CYBERSQUAWK*'s sake, that zookeeping chump's trying to suck up to wannabes to get on their good side...)
(Holy crap, that whole gang is nothing but wannabes! I swear, if I had a CopyBot and the address of whoever thought to give Rank 5 to a stupid sunshine puddle...)
(...no, y'know what? I want 'em to die as they all want each other to, but if it boils down to who kills who, I'm better off scavenging from Mr. O-M-G than I am taking his blood meal.)
('Course, if I'm gonna finish the job on the little kid toys, I might as well wait a sec to watch 'em break before I melt what's left...)
Yikes, this place is a mess...
Don't have to tell me twice.
Whoah!
Just gonna cut to the chase: Name's ShadowDigital.
That thing from yesterday? Long story short, the Gospel beast wasn't a one-time thing, but it's not like it was a hundred-time thing, either.
Multibug Organism. Dunno why, but if M-FF here's a sign, they're actually a lot easier to keep steady than a Cybeast. Yesterday was only the second time it pulled a stint like that, and-
Yeah, dumb name, I know, but I had to think of something that sounded like words to Jacred, and all I could get from looking at it in the Custom Screen was an M and an overloaded hexadecimal.
...oh, yeah right, should probably explain that, too. Dunno where he lives, but whatever he did, Jacred managed to hobble together that big Virus Ball so we could actually lug the monster around next time it did something like it was doing when we found it.
I mean, everyone's eyes were on the whole Nebula liberation thing, not to mention it was pretty close to the Data Sea...it's where Jacred and I met, actually.
There are no complexities. Simply put. There is I. And across from me, there is my enemy.
And as follows... I crush the enemy with my overwhelming power. It is as simple as the switches in your inadequate minds. And nowhere near the rudimentary cowardice that rudimentary trickery involves.
Mhm. Was just kinda by myself before that. Not that he's my Op, he's still thinking about if a PET's in his budget-
Step back a bit, man, kinda getting curious, if it's okay...where did you come from, then?
...well, it's no horror story, I'll tell you that up front. Ever year about that NumberMan guy who's like some sorta mascot?
Well, someone thought taking away the "more than" was a good idea, and started some sorta Navi-making business. Think they called it "DecorNavis" or "DecoNavis", can't remember if they did the character limit thing...
Anyway, basically they made Solo Navis for people to use to show off stuff or look fancy in their Comps. Basically what a Mr. Prog, a Sprite, heck, a signpost could do, but with a bunch of thinking skills that just couldn't be used.
Yeah, people were already seeing red flags the moment they opened up; took maybe four months tops until the whole thing went down from the uproar over Navi rights, and everyone they made was allowed to just kinda...live their own life.
No way I saw all of them, but I remember they had some old Eurican-style fairy, some tiny fella with huge missile-looking arms, a demon-looking thing who was also a pogo stick or something...basically, you'd think they had a NetOp, but nope.
So, yeah, I came from there. Wanted me to be like a knockoff kid's playground version of that one assassin Navi. Y'know, with the same scarf, but not covering his mouth and not with a color scheme like a 5-year-old who dressed himself, and...yeah.
...dude, that's, uh...man, I dunno what to say.
*sigh* Yeah, I need to stop trailing off like that. Well, if you need anything else, I'm here, and so's the giant bug dragon.
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