HI-DLY HO SENOR DUMBASS!
Ah calm down Curty-wurty, or I'll clean your clock!
Does it look like I want to give an answer? NOPE! Besides... I'm just here to test something out...
THIS!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Bring it, bring it!
BYE! BITCH!
Oh ya wanna go, eh!? I'LL GO ALRIGHT!
Okay, sure. Again, sorry for the hassle.
Celesteela, wanna say thank you too?
My greatest priorities are in keeping Ms. Kaguya and this program safe. In fact, I was made for the latter.
Dad says she's a Cyber...uh, Cyby...something like that, and she's special!
Well, I'm glad we got you home. Have a good day!
Why'd that kid's dad give her...that??
To tell the truth, I was almost thinking of asking her that. I didn't even know you could contain a Cybeast like that, closest I can think of was that incident last year where a Virus Hunter had to deal with a Cybeast born from a Virus.
Y'know, where he accidentally used...a...Virus Ball*...
Hey. I don't care what you have to say about her motives, we have never called Byakuren trash like that and we are not about to start now.
Ugh...y'know, yer a real idiot for not thinkin' how you might've wasted something useful like-
Shut.
Your mouth.
*
*sigh* Henchie, listen, she doesn't know what happens if anyone, and I mean, anyone tries to bring in religion to the net man, and I say we show her examples to show what would most likely happen.
You may think you know what I'm going to do, well that's not going to help you since I know everything your going to do! STRANGE ISN'T IT?
Do you think we should have a catchphrase?
That sounds, as spoken by a true commoner, "lame".
What? No! It'd be a hit!
I do enough hitting as it is.
See? And no moronic phrases required.
You're looking at this the wrong way. Think of it like a battle cry.
I tend to let my enemies do the battle crying. Particularly after I shoot them very hard in the face or stomach.
Omega, "AAAAAAUGH" isn't a battle cry. It's the sound you make when you're mortally wounded.
And that is relevant how?? They are both used by losers. Why should either be treated differently than the other?
Because one is consistent and the other is not.
Of course the screams of forsaken Navigators is consisent. Simply take a look at the people I--
We--
I-- have sent to the Graveyard.
You're impossible to pitch things to.
Only when the appeal of said "pitch" is utter stupidity.
Hmph. Sniveling sycophant.
It seems like the growth in Viruses has faded.
That's true... although something tells me we haven't seen the worst of things just yet.
Far from it. Though, if things go the way they have been going, the plan will be smooth sailing from here.
Look at that ignorant snob. He's been playing at this for far too short a time to gain such confidence in himself.
Just wait. Him and the current UnderKing will collide, and after such... I'll lead the way to be the sole ruler.
What if it doesn't go that way?
We will be more than prepared if so, Takeo. We'll just have to use... it.
*pant*, *pant*...ugh, how are they so fast?
And him... he's borderline flying! That bastard... I just know it! He's the guy who deleted me!
He'll pay for this! I swear it!... just... just after I'm rested up enough to follow them.
DAMN IT!
Ok... which one of you two started this?
Don't even think about Rey. You know full well that you'd lie in this situation. Meaning that you might've started this whole fiassco. Great.
Sorry about him. He's sorta my... other half if you will.
Can't really blame you, it's kind of a complex situation I had since I was a kid.
A'ight, what hoops am I gonna be forced to jump through THIS time?
I'm BOOOORED! I wanna go solve an incident, beat up some bad guys, that sort of thing!
We're NOT goin' into somewhere as dangerous as the Undernet just so you can kill time.
Plus, I'm pretty sure there ain't any particularly awful situations going on at the moment, not that I'm aware of.
Then let's go FIND an incident to solve!
That's not quite how it works; incidents aren't things you can hunt down. Heck, if a situation's going to make itself known, then that'll only happen on its own terms.
*ahem*...
*in the theme of the first 30 seconds of the vib ribbon tutorial theme* Ooh la la~! Gon' have some fun! HUP!
Everything's lookin' good! Now I just, need, to bring in the pain for when I see that blue bummer~! RAGH!
Oh man, now we're talking! HOOA! BOOM! BAM!
Oh man! Things are looking good! Now my payback is gonna be ensured! Ha, ha ha ha!
Thanks, you too.
...what kind of "examples"?
Man, they held a whole tournament when Central City got a Game Center, and what do we get when we head to Den? A dumb kid who loses to a baby.
And I'm sick of heading to Tamako for a fight every time we're ready to scratch that itch...
Don't have to tell me twice. Let alone ten-
Jackpot.
Oh, I'll show an example alright, but let's just say it ain't for the light of heart.
If you'd please... follow me to uh, Engelles area 2. Because there's someone I want you guys to meet.
Hold fire until we an acquire a professional hunter*, redirect focus on evacuating injured Navis!
Sorry, not passing this up!
Ma'am! Cybeasts are serious threats, jack out right now or we can't guarantee your safety!
Just try us.
Wait!!
Battle Routine! Set!
Execute!
So, uh, Curtiss right? Since this happened due to some sort of data ghost thing, I suppose we need to find out where that thing is? (Could've sworn Geo told me something about something like that...)
Oh come on! I don't wanna!
Byakuren, I won't make him do this if you don't want him to, but...
But first, I just need too edit me and Rey's folder, if you don't mind that is.
...
...
Wha, what?
...*sigh*
Sometimes I think life's trying to mock me.
...One more look wouldn't hurt.
None of this would of happened if I didn't keep my gunpowder next to the furnace. Along with my last house, there goes all traces of my main man.
...Hmm...and yet...can I really be so sure of that?
I mean...I never really went back since I got out of the hospital.
Yeah! There's got to be something there!
Ooh! Fellow viruses!
Hello there!
Ah! So you must be those bad viruses then! Consider your time of being evil over!
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