Volt, don't touch that.
Why? The green datas never have anything important, it's fi-
Unimportant also means irrelevant.
I know you're trying to hold back on words, but that was still like something-teen syllables.
You will lead me to the next location.
It would be my pleasure.
"Would"?
Yes. For you see, there's a slight problem.... Neither me nor my... Operator... has any idea where this fabled "Number 5" is located.
...
No, nononononono-
!!
Wh...?
What happened to...?!
Stupid edgy Greek W...
Don't you (CYBERSQUAWK)ing tell me what I should and shouldn't know.
You know what I used to be, before the whole Gospel thing? Rank 9. It wasn't much of a name, but it was a name. And I got it using nothing but broken panels and boiling lava.
Then clone boy and his other gimmicky friends come in, and next thing I know there's terabytes worth of dumb tricks I gotta learn if I wanna be more than Rank 35. If they even had Ranks under 10.
What, you're sick of hearing what I gotta deal with?! Been dealing with it for years, just wanna nap on your park bench?!?!
Doesn't have to be him. If they don't look like they could put out FlameMan's candles, I'll be there to turn their heads a fine gray smoke.
...
Locked and loaded!
Hah! How's that for a-
*huff*...was that really...*cough*...your best?
Uh, that was my whole library, so...yes, I guess?
I still won, though.
Well, don't get used to it, Henchie! This is war!
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