Raze.
Ignite.
Engulf.
Devastate!
Incinerate!
BURN!
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Tch! Never seen these before. Sherrice?
Restocking.
Huh!?!?!?
...Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
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Good morning to you, too. If only THIS alarm clock had a Snooze button...
No! Not "good" morning!
?
The best morning... For this very same day I will proclaim my place... as Number 1 of the Undernet!!
Woah, WHAT!? we never agreed on THAT. I thought we'd be taking them on once per day or something! Jumping from 7th to 1st in the same day is just insane! We have to worry about the armies of Viruses and Solo Navis to fight in between, and we still don't know our way around the Undernet!
So you doubt yourself?
Huh?
Since the day of my creation, I have never been defeated. Not by a lowly Virus, and never by a weakling Navigator. I do not plan on that changing...whether or not you are overwhelmed by this... or not. So get your act together... because your frailness will NOT be a burden on my success.
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...*sigh*... I'm in.
...Good. You have approximately thirty minutes to prepare yourself. No more... no less.
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You, uh...you sure we didn't need help from that elf lady? Like, all I remember about last time we were down here - besides, y'know, the freaks - is wherever we came in then wasn't near here.
I don't wanna remember last time...
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...the UnderFields.
...by Pisces'-
...WHAT... THE ACTUAL... FU-
What's this about? I wasn't off a beat, was I?
DarkElf, what's going on?! Where's Lulu?!
Oh, of course she's your first focus. It's not like I'm right here, waiting to be noticed, like I always have been.
You-what?! No, this came completely outta left field-
Did it?
Face the music, you two. I'm nothing but an afterthought to Lulu. She doesn't think she needs me.
So I don't need her. Maybe nobody needs her.
You can't be serious! You're putting your own Operator in danger for attention?! What good can even come of this for anyone?!
Nothing for her, of course. But for me, perhaps everything. I could be a traveling singer of death, or I could face my swan song here and now. Either way, I win.
She's not listening to anything...
Fine! We won't let you put what you want over everyone else's lives!
Battle Routine! Set!
Execute!
Okay, I've found something that should get us some money.
Alright, some action.
It seems that Rashorse31 seems to have lost something called a Rashorse.
A what?
I think there known as Beasties Buddies. There like NetNavis, but have the AI of animals found around the world. They're all the rage for children 5 and below. The one we're looking for should be painted Starry Night.
So...for our first mission...instead of breaking into cyberforts or fighting oppressive bosses...we're looking for a little lost horse that looks like stars.
Basically.
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...Ouch...
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