GOD DAMMIT! I ALMOST HAD HIM!
Well...now what?
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Blockbuster?
Sure. Let's see if they have Full Metal Man Jacket. You guys down with that?
...Indifferent.
YEEAAA! Let's go!
I take it that's a yes from you too Shaker. Alright then. Let's go!
Excuse me...
Don't you know it's wrong to ignore your superiors?
(This time Imma let it all come out! This time, Imma stand up and shout!~)
A-are y-you a-a m-m-monster?
...What? No. I may be called a cold blooded cur, an ostentatious rogue, or even a "pretentious jerk", but rest assured, I am no monster. Monsters are uncivilized uncalculating brutes. Those are the last terms I would use to describe anyone of my quite simply stunning calibre.
Perhaps you'll find me less monstrous without this.
Regulus? Did you grow out your hair?
I'm sorry. I'm afraid you have me confused. I am Regacron. Regulus's.... brother.
Hello! I keep forgetting to ask him to introduce me to his family!*
So, what brings you here? Is Regulus busy?
He's for the moment, relieved of his roles as leader of Reguhalla. I am the one taking his place.
Aw... he didn't even say goodbye.
Ah. Worry not, my pink/gold clad friend. You have an even better leader right here!
Now. What's say you come along with me for a little while? Just because I am the leader doesn't mean there aren't ways to have fun whilst doing so.
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..Okay!
GRRR!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU USELESS PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!
I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU! EVEN AOSTH'S ROBOTNIK! Heheheheheheheh.....!
Say, uh... You wouldn't happen to be hiring for delivery, would you?
Hey, with how much this place is growing in business, extra help is always appreciated!
Awesome. (Take that, Mr. Aziz!)
Well, if that's all there is to it, then I guess I'll just deliver this pizza while that other guy can go to the other location. Besides, it's probably about time I get going. Although it isn't any regular time, is it? No. Of course not.
It's Pizza Time.
Good to know. I'll get my fancy tuxedo and invitations ready.
Hold it right there, buster! This isn't YOUR thread; it's mine. You go get your fancy tux... But I'll send the invitations. This party is MINE to host.
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...Ok.
Golly, Uncle Ben, you've taught me better than anyone what it means to take responsibility for actions to come, But lately it's seemed like less of a responsibility and more of a curse.
MJ's mad at me, Harry's dead, I also work at the Bugle- which is hellbent on ruining my reputation- and not even my wages there were enough to get me past a week behind's rent.
But that's just good ol' Parker Luck, isn't it? Well, hopefully this job will be enough to balance everything out. Then I can at least start somewhere...
Let's see here... I'm certainly going to invite the other members of Beta Team... The ASN Crew has been rebuilt and changed to the side of good, so I suppose I can invite them, too... We haven't really seen a whole lot of Bane and Fortem recently, so why not. ...I don't exactly trust Jazz enough, and Beta Devil's become a bit of an
, so that's a no-go for them. ...Kirby, on the other hand, is a definite yes.
...I doubt that Regulus would come even if he wanted to. And besides, it appears I can't contact him in any shape or form. Wario would certainly stink up the place, and I'm not sure if A. Rock or Mech-tenant would exactly be the party type... Defteros, on the other hand, would be a welcoming site, so an invitation goes to them for sure.
CX and GX seem alright... And we haven't exactly seen a lot of either of them, so why not. ...The Mighty Numbers... Hm. Somehow I feel like they're probably busy with something... Oh, well. I'll invite them anyways, and if they can come, they'll come. Probably. I'll also send invitations to the Puyo Puyo squad, and to Mr. Dink as well.
I'll also send an invitation to the Aeons and-
...Rotom... He's looking for Reaper's head because of his universe...
...Bah, screw it. What's the worse that could happen?
I'm sure Mighty would be... mighty interested in coming to the party. ...But not Prontoman. Having him, Tachyon, and Reggae all in the same room would be a recipe for disaster.
And lastly, an invitation to the DOS gang and the Kongs. ...And you know what? An invitation to the Touhou gang AND to Meta Knight and Dedede.
Alright... Is there anyone I'm missing for the invite list?
...Hm...
...Sure. I don't see why not. And Clover and the rest can get an invite, too. ...I might invite Null and Quin as well, while I'm at it. ...But, not Root. Even if Root can be a party person, having Root and Null in the same room might not be much of a good idea if the Matt Realm incident is any indication.
...Actually. Who's even trying to stop those non-traitors of Trio, anyways?
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