No, Mr. Sunshine, I don't want to go... we still haven't had our tea party...
....Oh! He must have been busy, then! Now let's see...
He took the power from those pretty rings... I wonder what he needed them for.
...Oh, well! I'm glad I could help him with whatever he needed help with!
Let's see how the strongest warrior handles A LEGENDARY WEAPON!!!
...it ALWAYS has to be this one at THE MOST IMPORTANT TIMES...
Well, Gilgamesh, before you go, I just wanna say...
I'm not the strongest warrior. Far from it. Best-case scenario is I'm within the top 100 or so.
But I'm strong enough to win against you!!!
Hm. So dat dere Dyna guy made whooped cream outta dat dimension travela.
Ah gotta say, dose folks down dere have dun lotsa stuff...
But 'long da way dere's a lotta stuff dey forgot.
And ahm not gonna let dat go unnoticed. Ah've nevah left a stone unturned here on Pop Star, eithah.
Wait...what is that in the Reactor Room?
Y'know, Meta Knight, yer usually pretty smart...
...but ah think ya failed to notice - to address - dat dere's Nightmare Smoke still on yer ship. No way t' get ridda it, no wat t' dodge it.
An' dat's just one thing. Dere're at least four things dat were forgotten not only by you, but by others.
And ahm here t' fix dat.
...Gen'ral Sabata.
So, back to the topic at hand...
I've had a lot to deal with recently. A wind master and a trio of mechanical hedgehogs, to be specific. Having to repair the damages from that took up much of my time; I admit I didn't even consider the Nightmare Smoke. But since you're the one who brought it up, care to suggest how we handle it?
Well, they say Nightmare Smoke can't be harmed, an' it can't be destroyed. No one seddit couldn't be undone, though.
Th' way ah see it, eithah we find who made it t' get rid o' it, or we find someone who's good with erasin' doodads.
'Course, it was made by Beta Devil, so dat might leave options a bit thin.
Finally... Our plans are complete!
Well, it's about time! I'm sick and tired of working with the likes of you! What even is your great plan, anyways?
Oh, you'll soon regret EVER doubting my genius! Behold!
I see, I see... What am I looking at!?
This is the trigger for our ULTIMATE weapon... The Blue's Doom! You see, I've hidden tiny, but powerful lasers that will spread out through the entire Omniverse, ERADICATING all versions of Sonic and Mega Man off the face of existance!
I see... But what on Mobius are those crystals?
They're a power source, from the continuity known as "Gigamix"... They are powered up versions of the Energy Elements of their world known as Hyper Energy Crystals. While Cut Man and Guts Man looked for CD Robotnik, I had my other Robot Masters find these... And frankly, it should be more than enough.
Alright, enough bragging from you! It's time to-
Not so fast, Robuttnik!
A Sonic!? ...No, not just ANY Sonic... MY Sonic!?
I've been hearing from X-Me that you've been up to no good! So, I came by to stop you!
How in the world did you get here!? I thought you COULDN'T go Super!
I'm not sure about this whole "Super" business, but I actually got here with a little help.
Hey there, other dimension Egghead! I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but to be honest, I think that even MY Eggman could give you a few beauty tips!
Well, you know what? It's actually a GOOD thing you came! Because now I get to watch you fade from existence personally!
Not so fast, Egghead! There's someone ELSE who'd like to see you!
I thought I told you to never call me tha-
WHERE IS HE!?
M-Momma!?
...I think I speak for both of us when I say we never thought about that in a hundred years. Not by someone like you, anyway.
Well, dis'll prob'bly come back t' bite us in our dair-e-airs later, but fer now...
Imma 'ware we can't really do anythin' 'bout dose cartoon dudes up in space for...outside reasons...
...but what ah wanna set da reckord straight on next is what da two brought down here t' Earth; Orcheggstra.
Ah prob'bly risk'd somethin' just bringin' him up, but eitheh way he's gonna be one o' the easier quest'ns for us t' find an answer to.
(Yeesh! THAT'S Egghead's mother!?)
(I guess being rotten runs in the family.)
What on Mobius are you-
I-I mean... Momma! Wh-what a pleasant surprise!
Pleasant!? PLEASANT!? A true Robotnik is NEVER pleasant!
So, THIS is what you have been doing with your time? Wasting around instead of conquering Mobius!?
B-but Momma...!
No buts! I am tired of your excuses, you pathetic excuse of a son!
B-but I... I have KILLED several versions of Sonic!
And yet, you never killed OUR Sonic! You even let one of them get away with one of this world's Chaos Emeralds, you idiot!
(Sheesh... This lady reminds me of MY mother when she's angry...)
THIS is the guy you're working with!? He looks like he came from an Albert Einstein convention!
WHAT!? How DARE you insult the great Dr. Wily!? I'll have you know that-
Pipe down! I'll deal with you once I'm done berating my good-for-nothing son!
...Yes, ma'am.
Why did you even bother teaming up with a pathetic Wily? Why can't you just team up with another Robotnik!?
Those pathetic alternate mes are nothing more than an embarrassment to the name Robotnik!
Well, so are you! There have been plenty of times those other Robotniks were close to beating THEIR Sonics! And yet, even with OUR Sonic incapable of going super, You keep ending up with failure after failure!
Speaking of failure, thanks for the distraction, Momma Robotnik! (Ugh, that whole sentence sounded weird to say...)
The Hyper Energy Crystals! That hedgehog stole my Hyper Energy Crystals!
Forget about THAT hedgehog! The OTHER hedgehog has found the Death Egg's Self Destruct!
What, you mean THIS thing?
....Hmm. I'm... awake. So I- or my brother- Or my original counterpart completed his mission, didn't he? He acquired the so-called unfathomable power he was looking for, after all.
Not quite my style, to be truthful... But it is better than nothing, I suppose.
....Hmmm, I don't really have a name, do I? According to my systems, I am RUN-00A*. How about...Regacron? es, I do enjoy the ring to that.
And from the looks of things, he really did take his role seriously, didn't he? I believe I should feel honored to be chosen to rule Reguhalla..
...But we both must know that I was destined to be the ruler from the start.
i knew sneaking into the death egg wouldn't be such a bright idea, sark! let's get out of here before we're toast!
NEVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO! ENKER! heh! looks like momma robotnik's beating the living sh*t out of him! Heheh!
Looks like we're gonna have to split!
Way ahead of ya!
You mean to tell me you planned on leaving me for dead!?
Don't act like your intention wasn't to do the same!
Wait, doctor! What about us?
Just teleport out, you idiotic fools!
You pathetic, miserable failure! I'm ashamed that you were ever even born, you lousy excuse of a rotten villain!
Momma, please! I'll try harder next time, I promise! GAH! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
hello, dr. ivo robotnik! wanna play a game? Heheheheheheh......!
SUBJECT "Beta Shadow" HAS ZERO INTEREST IN INTERACTION WITH SUBJECTS "Exetior" AND "Sark". SUGGESTION: FIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD.
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