Grrrr!!!! come at me, air man, you bastard! i'll make my slickest move yet......
Where do you think you're going, eggman?

GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF OF EGGMAN!
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S TRULY THE WASTE OF SPACE, YOU ASSHOLES!
...Wow. I just Hope you're willing to hold up your end of the bargain.
I feel like the Smiliest of all the smiley face alive! I'm also thinking about Home for some reason.
Well guys, it's been a Pleasure. What next, "Regulus"?
Now...
..Now I siphon all the emotion from your souls and gain the power I've been longing for.

...What?
I care not for any Anti-Matt, nor Trio of Origin. I am the Wily Omega. There is nothing eternal-- other than myself.
YOU!!!!!
Um...yeah, me. What about me, though?
As I have traveled between dimensions, I have learned that you are the strongest warrior in ALL of the Chaos Zone!!
He is?
Of COURSE! He has forever rampaged across the world, performing amazing feats in the process!!
He ended the reign of the All-Star Master with a single dropkick!!
He slayed the dragon Fafnir, even after it was fused with five forms of corruption!!
And mere moments ago, he ripped the flying beast Mechabit in half with his bare hands and sheer force of anger alone!!!
At least six of the things you just said are wrong in some way.
Enough talk, hedgehog!
What the
did you just call me?!?!
Let us fight like men!
And ladies!
And ladies who dress like men!
...what about men who dress like ladies?
...you know, I never considered that before, but yes, like them too!
For Gilgamesh...IT IS MORPHING TIME!!!!
Guess I have no way out of this...okay, morphing time for me too!!!
Bring it on!!!
With PLEASURE!!!
Hmm. That was an err on my behalf. I can't end up going too far, though as long as everyone remains as hideously unaware as they are, it matters not. Though this Trio deemed a "threat" by everyone else gave me the perfect opportunity to seek out this power with no consequence. It's a shame he is fated to die either way.
"Good". "Evil". A cardboard concept for a reality. I see it now. The World Rings showing me what must be done.The world must be judged with true balance. And I must be the one to execute.
Aww, my head! I feel so lazy but also like I wanna go on a murder spree. What happened?
I believe you were "Bamboozled" as they call it by Regulus, seeing as he drained you of all your emotional energy. Fortunately, you can at the very least survive like this.
....



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....Hmm. I should have anticipated for this.
Alright, time out, time out. You are attempting to make me your slave. Me. Your slave. Me.
Surely there is a comical irony to this or a comedic twist that I am not seeing. Because although you have proven yourself to be nothing more than a joke to anyone or thing capable of seeing beyond mortal comprehension, I neither understand nor find this antic humerous.
So. Why don't you go back to back to causing fear to everyone weak enough to throw themselves pity parties at your presence, all the while striking fear into the hearts of the innocent? In fact, I'll even point you in the direction. The Trio of Origin are on Earth, along with Crankey Kong in attempt to cause your defeat. I am sure sure if you attack them before they can react, you will surely have your way.
Oh, that is right. You will not. You are only a glorified idiot getting their so-called fifteen minutes of fame. Now, if you excuse me, I'm waiting in line. Because not all of us are unsophisticated slobs waiting to throw temper tantrumps across globe to globe.
WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE! GRRR! THIS CANNOT BE! I AM THE WILY OMEGA! NO ONE SHALL DEFEAT ME! REGGAE! COME FORTH AND BE ONE WITH ME!
I jest, I jest. You see, Trio, that is how you joke. I believe now that you have seen it firsthand you may take a cue. Now if you excuse me. I am waiting. For my turn. In line.
If I adhere to your little narrative, will you leave me be? Because at this point, you've become more so of a mild migraine than a legitamate threat.
Oh, mighty Trio. You are obviously stronger than I. Please *chortle* please accept my dearest, most humble apologies.
That's UNBEATABLE AIR MAN!
Huh? Is it possible? My chip's...
All right!
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