We need heavy troops ASAP!
[Give us 5 turns, max.]{weapon}
Five turns!?!
Why it's simple!
To prove I'm the strongest after all!
Ah, so you wish to challenge the strongest warrior? Funny thing! So do I!
I shall venture to the next place I would expect him to be, and if we cross paths as we meet him, we shall challenge each other to see who will go to challenge him!
(I wonder if he knows who he's looking for...)
...There is but one solution. We need to send in the only few people who were worthy of 50% of our power...
...And that's, like, the Full Power of Ultra Instinct, man!
Wow! Thanks a lot, Shaggy!
Like, no problem! Thanks for helping with-
...Like, pardon me, man... My master is calling me.
Finally, at long last... The door to Robbie Rotten's Secret Base! Now, all I have to do is-
Ugh, who's there!? Ugh, nevermind. My master is calling me, so just go away!
..........
FU-
Thank you so much!
How do people keep finding their way here?
Hey, hate to interrupt you bozos, but we are still here.
Ah. Where art my manners?
Oh. It appears I'm back.
Pretty ballsy of you to let us go like that.
Though now, it gives us the chance to gave a long-due good ol' knuckle sandwich!
Hmph, so be it...
...Judgement Bind.
Aw, crap.
You should now any and all attempts to defeat me are useless. But fortunately for you...
Hmph. Clearly scared of me. No matter! While he looks elsewhere, I'll find clues in here!
So...have you seen my Roll-
Zero units left on the field. Deemed massive failure. Setting Difficulty Scale up to 10. Preparing Second Wave.
...Have we really grown this weak?
Wait, so the person we're looking for made this whole thing?
That he did! And afterwards, he began an eternal rampage, conquering everyone who stood in his way, from the mightiest of numbers, to the All-Stars, and even the great dragon Fafnir!!!
Whoa...they sound strong!
But...are you sure they did that?
Hey, who's that over in the crater?
oh, air man! "the unstoppable robot master!".......Heheheheheheheh! i think i'll make some use for you! Heheheheheheheh.......hahahahahahahah.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

STOP RIGHT THERE, SARK!
Damn it.......you three individuals are no use for me! but, since you found me, i'll give you a consolation prize.................DEATH!
I..I am...
I AM NO ONE'S PUPPET!
I AM AIR MAN! NOT A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL NOR OF THE TWISTED, BUT A SERVANT OF MY OWN WILL!
You want blood so bad? I'll show you blood! Yours!
...So Unbeatable Air Man managed to break free... Oh, well. It is of no consequence to me... And what happens regarding the two Sonic.EXEs matters not to me, nor am I interested in participating in their endeavors.
...What I AM going to look into, however...
...Is why the HELL are you wasting time!? I TOLD you to start destroying heroes! Now, start... "Popping" some good guys between the eyes, or... Whatever gets you to get the job done.
Oh, boo hoo. A giant monster's going to destroy everything. So what!? There's nothing that can be done about it. So if we're going to die, We may as well be standing above the corpses of our enemies doing so.
Now, stop acting like a hero, and start slaughtering some, like a real villain should!
Otherwise... It'll be YOUR corpse underneath my foot.
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