Alpha FIRE, thank you. (How is it that all of MTG's characters are terrible at remembering name changes...)
As for the idea... That may just work. The problem is, apparently this universe is tending to hand out Grand Stars to the villains like Halloween candy, so we can only hope that neither this "Hyper Limited Terra" nor K. Rool obtains the other Grand Stars before we can.
...Meanwhile, seeing as you have the ability, Collateral Aeon... I need you to do me a favor.
...There is... another Aeon. I need you to try and see if you can use those Ultra Wormholes to travel to a universe known simply as Legacy and find him. We could use all the help we could get.
Everyone else, move out!
Alright, scanners say that the next Grand Star is somewhere here on this planet...
...Say, Devil. How has reviving those 5 robots go?
It was a simple task... Especially since I am the fastest robot ever made!
...I feel like these claims to be the fastest have been far overdone. But nevertheless... We now have two. Now, only 5 remain.
Come along, Distortion Man... Let us find the next Grand Star.
...Hm, how peculiar... What was that Stardroid doing here?
...Hate to alarm you, sir, but... They appear to have this planet's Grand Star.
WHAT!? How!?
I'm not sure... They seem to have collected a total of 3... Green, Red, and White.
WHAT!? How DARE they!? I am going to-
...Hold on. What did you say that last one was?
Uh... White? It appears to have been the last one they've collected...
...Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Huh? What's so funny?
There's no White Grand Star, fool! That thing's clearly a fake, most likely made by the ancient people who lived here to prevent anyone from taking it!
A fake...? Then why was it white?
Oh, they probably wanted people to believe the colors were Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Cyan, Purple, and Silver, like those star-patterned Dragon Emeralds. But the REAL colors are Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Cyan, Purple, and Orange! Nobody EVER thinks that 7 multiple colored sets of items could have one be Yellow and one be Orange! It's always just one or the other!
And if that Terra thinks the White Star is the correct one... Then the Orange Star must STILL be around there somewhere! Possibly in some kind of secret chamber... Come along, Distortion Man! Let's go find that star!
SERIOUSLY. QUIT CALLING IT A FAKE WALL, IT'S AN ULTRA WORMHOLE.
Though, I'll TRY to get Legacy Aeon into this universe somehow. Maybe there's a "Portal" button on my Mecha Summoning Program...
AFTR 2 OR SO YERS I M FINLY 3!!!!
IT TOM 2 CRONKER ERF!!!!!1!!!1!ONE!!!
After 2 or so years, I am finally free!
IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!!
...Huh, what do you know. I thought they'd hide this thing harder. I guess they just looked in the wrong room!
Whew, this thing is dusty!
Uh, sir?
No need to worry, I'll just brush this dust all off!
Come on... Why isn't this dust coming off!
Sir, I don't think-
Not now, Distortion Man! *Pulls out a canister of water, then pours it all over the "dust-covered" Grand Star, which does nothing to clean it off.* Come on, why isn't this dust coming off!
Sir, if I may-
WHAT!?
...I, uh. I think that was the fake. You know. The white fake Grand Star made by the ancient people?
...What.
Sorry, sir. But I think that the "White Star" they carried... Was the real deal. ...And, uh. Even if it wasn't... The Orange one would also be fake. I can tell because I saw a faint, yellow glow beneath all the... What I would believe is dust.
...
...Sir? ...Si-
Go and grab as much orange sand as possible. Until we find the REAL Orange Star... We need to at least pretend this trip was a success.
What the-!? How long have you been following us!? And... Why are you trying to help us?
Simple questions, simple answers! I've been following you two since you landed!
As for why I'm helping you, it's because I think it'd be funny to watch you two fail to trick Beta Devil with this!
...
...
Why, yes. I am completely, absolutely, 100%-
...Screwed.
Wait, how did you know that it was-
Still, they have 3 already... And they may as well be on their way to obtain their 4th.
Hello there! I have been asked to deliver a package of high-quality hair products to a Mr. or Mrs... Terra?
Yikes! I was just delivering a package, sheesh... It was a gift, from a Constellation known as "Gemini". I could return it if you want...
"Not your product", huh? ...Well, alright. I'll send it back... There would've been a return form, but you, uh... Destroyed it. I'll just, uh... Inform the company.
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