Urgh...I'm gonna need help with this one!
Allow me!
well, greetings to your friendly neighborhood mega man killer member, oh, i see a couple of other robot species known as: badniks!
those ARE badniks, idiot!
we just dug a little hole in the ground just to get here. heh!
and it wouldn't have worked if it wasn't for me!
what a way to bore me......
well...........at least the other half of me, which is soft-hearted-
I HEARD THAT!
turns out that you can be quite useful, am i right, skull man?
yeah yeah, you're right.
eggman, you call yourself "Eggru" for some odd reason, which is funny! ha ha! and you destroyed the moon with that laser of yours! i mean, what's wrong with you?
Not on my watch!
I mean, if they JUST became a couple, I'm not sure if I want to kill them.
On the other hand, we have no other reason to trust them.
There. Two birds, one stone.
...!!!
Guys, Metal Sonic's weaking havoc in the Human Village! I think Trimarc's there too!! We gotta get there pronto!!!
Kogasa, you clearly know more about this than I do. I need you to tell me WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH MY BRAIN.
Not a good time. I'll tell you when it seems like we're at the climax.
?!
To show you the power of Flex Tape...
I sawed this HOUSE in half!
Well, you probably shouldn't have.
After all, that WAS my favorite flower shop you just cut up.
Look, if it makes ya feel better, I was gonna repair it with only Flex Tape.
Doesn't change the fact that you ended up WRECKING said flower shop. And when people wreck my favorite flower shop, that makes me angry. And when I get angry...
People KIIIINDA tend to become not alive, if you catch my drift.
Ooooh, you can make flowers grow bigger. Veeeery scary.
What, you thought that I couldn't ATTACK with them?
Doesn't change the fact that you're about to get MEMED ON!
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 99,935/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Yuuka Kazami | Level: 98 Health: ???/??? (100%) | ATK: 2500 | DEF: 2180 | SPE: 1600
...Hm. I'm curious. If this is the Touhou place... Then I wonder if-
No. Just drop it already.
Hey, this time I'm only curious!
Sure. Totally out of mere curiosity.
For the last and final time...
(Just how many times is it going to be the last and final time?)
...The original Rotom is D. E. A. D. DEAD! And even if he wasn't, if he wanted to come after you, he would've done so already! He isn't. Coming. Back!
...Now, move aside. I want to see how this whole thing plays out, too.
Hoo boy.
Well. I know who I'm going to kill next.
But before that, what now?
....
What... saddens you?
I... I tried my hardest to protect people, but I couldn't even do that.
...I see.
Why do you look so different?
Long story short, was sent back in time for a duodeceon*. Saw the dinosaurs, saw the bubonic plague, saw the renaissance. It may have been me who was indirectly responsible for the death of Archduke Ferdinand and framed someone else in my stead, so apologies for World Wars I & II.
Back to the topics of importance, not only have I spent time building an underground empire with me as the leader/demigod, but I also gave myself a long-due reprogramming and mastered the real capabilities of the MKII Virus.
You see, Evil Energy and an Experimental Virus are the only things that make me what I am, correct? Wrong.
I have learned to tap into the one ingredient no one else has found. Not Jazz, not anyone else. And it was used to create the MKII Virus not from Wily, but the one who brought me from the Void.
That is right. A hint of Reaper magic from the likes of that white cur himself. And as the catalyst, I am imbued with it. I have expanded it. I have mastered it. And it is now, the Regulus Curse.
How was that supposed to cheer me up?
It wasn't; it was an excuse for me to go on an exposition. By the way I lead a utopian civilization of clones now.
Ooh! Can I see?
Why not? Follow me.
(A utopian civilization of MKII clones? Sounds interesting...)
(...And exactly what I need.)
Whoops. I slipped.
Gah!
This is bad...
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