One sec, guys, I gotta take this...
Oh, hey Rika. How's it going?
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Wait, Rika, rewind a sec. HOW many robots did you just say there were?!
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They're headed to Gensokyo!
We've got no time to lose!!!
Are you sure about this?
Trust me, if there's anyone here who knows about engineering, barrages of attacks, AND being forgotten, it's this girl.
Oh, another world to take over, but first.....i'm gonna help mega man and his pals.
Not so fast! creepy!
So, yeah. I don't expect you to build stuff for 4 or 5 more folks, but for as much as we beat this new Robotnik imposter and his minions in quantity, he's probably still got the upper hand in quality.
Quality over quantity, huh?
Well, you guys are in luck. In the two decades I've spent laying low, I've been making sure I hone the quality of my past creations as much as possible.
Wait, aren't you in like your early or mid teens?
Mhm.
...so is two decades rounding up, or-
No, I was in my early-mid teens back in 199X.
...I'm not going to bother asking how that works.
Yeah, I stopped questioning it around the time of that "Vampire Incident".
So, does anyone else live here?
Indeed. The place is particularly surrounded by youkai.
Youkai, huh? I'm not much of an expert on that Japanese mythology, but I'm not gonna let one of them catch me by-
Surprise!
EVERYBODY!!! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY THE ARCH DEMON!!!!!
Oh, you're calling for help? that's so weak! and you're WAY worse than sark!
Damn you... I have claimed the world as mine from the shadows, and you still persist to undermine my work!? No. I will not let the steps I have made be for naught.
So... what now?
OH, FOR-- HOW STRONG IS HE!?
Hey! what are you-a-doing next to the-a-Master Emerald?
It has been too long since that fateful day of my exiling. All the while I've had to stay just under the radar so the Quints don't end up targeting me.
I was a fool back then. Craving destruction like nothing but a mindless zombie. Clearly my time spent elsewhere has done wonders to improve my perception.
Still, I concede to my main desire. To get revenge on that purple knave. I swear by the blood of the innocent.You will perish by my hand.
For I am Regulus, the true Wily Omega.
I'm-a-sorry, maybe if i could-a-actually trust-a-you, I wouldn't have to do thi-
Oh, what-a-now?
Mario, you have destroyed with my patience! First that stupid Kart Game, then the Tennis saga, and let's not forget how you humiliated me in our Party! Even then, I wouldn't have even bothered to do this before, but when you made a mockery out of me in that Ultimate Tournament, that was crossing the line!
(Shadwari? No, it-a-couldn't be possible. Our-a-world was decimated. Either-a-way...)
If it's-a-fight you want, it's-a-fight you'll get!
Doh! is there anyone out there who is man enough to fight without resorting to cheap tricks!?
You ambushed-a-me before I could-a-react! You're-a-in no position to-a-talk!
Semantics! And don't think you've won just yet!
Thanks for the-a-save back-a-there. It seems-a-like I have someone to-a-trust after all. Now let's kick this guy's-a-butt!
Go ahead and kick it! Then you'll realize made a big mistake butting into my range! If any of you make the slightest move, I'm gonna blow you all to cinder with my Wario Waft!
AGH, my stomach! Not only have you gave me a stomach-ache, but you've also wounded my glorious 144-pack! I need a doctor! Wait a minute, Mario! You're a doctor, right?
...What are you-a-talking about?
Don't choose now of all times to play dumb with me! You can fix this stomach pain, right?
...I-a-think you have me confused. I'm-a-not a this Mario person.
...Really? Then I guess I'll let you off this time. (AAAGHHH IT HURTS EVEN WORSE IN BASE FORM)
You can't-a-go picking fights with everyone-a, you know.
I make no promises.
Wait, so is the umbrella part the real you, or is it the human-looking part?
Both.
Wow. Weeird.
Now this right here? THIS is a well-oiled machine!
...well...for a machine that can't oil ITSELF, anyways...C'mon, Oil, y'know I didn't mean it like that.
Darn straight! Let's see who tries to call me a "small fry" when they see the new and improved Flower Tank!!!
Wait, why did the scene transition to the same scene?
Because I'm tagging along!
Wh...?
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