Nice to meet you!
Now, what was I supposed to be doing again?
...Oh yeah! I can't let Alter cause anything bad to happen in the-
Aaaand he's already gone.
So. What now?
Wait a minute. I just realized something.
What?
With this medallion, I could help stop global warming!
Will you?
No.
...and THEN, to take the shot!!
How do you not know?! It's a menace to the Omniverse, and it's returned after a million years! The Life Virus!!!
Y'know, the records of the Life Virus in my time looked a little more yellow...and a lot bigger...and more sentient, and...
...that's not the Life Virus, is it?
It's a living computer virus in the corporeal world! It could be anywhere, even if it's already somewhere else!
It just...isn't there, that's all!
Urgh, laying low is so boring!
Yes, because it's so much fun being literally scarred for life.
...Say. Other people probably have more of these medallion thingies, right? Whaddya think'll happen if we have all of them?
...No.
I say we look for 'em, so we can nab them ourselves!
No!
Hush, both of you. The items you speak of are being sought out by others. It would be most wise of you to give yourselves an advantage by playing off of that and preparing in the meantime. As we already now, hiding and running headfirst into action are surefire ways to become scrap metal.
...Or that.
I can abide by that. Just not trying to be evaporated into pure nothingness like before.
Trust me, I'd do it all over again if it would actually accomplish any. But aside from the fact that I have lost all that power completely...
Hello again. I see that you two are doing well, despite having been scarred and obliterated...
*sigh*
Fine. Just don't say I didn't warn you that we're at the mercy of the Prince and-
...the Songstress!!!
Goodness...this "Black Hiver" is hitting a little too close to home for-
YOUR TIME HAS COME TO AN END, SONGSTRESS!!!
...again with this?
Listen, I'm not against paying or making amends for my past sins, but it gets confusing when I keep having to do it with people I've never met in my life.
Just I thought! The Songstress is also a TEMPtress!!!
...not even at my worst did I ever try tempting any-
The Half-Organic Marauder...I never thought the Prince would have resorted to reviving his minions!
Look, historical records weren't perfect when I left, okay?! That's what happens when nearly everything gets deleted! All I had were those codenames!
But after being sent back in time, the Prince...or as you're saying, DARK Prince, returned! It was bound to happen, even if he had to wait it out instead of using time travel himself!
I know only that after you and the Breaker perished, two minions were left to join him: the Builder, and the Life Virus!
I believe the names you're looking for are Other Dark Prince, BreakMan GZ, and Qbby, respectively.
But I suppose you bring up a good point: Other Dark Prince must have made it back to the present time somehow. But we have no clue where he or his remaining minions are...
...and frankly, I want to talk with the reminder of my sins who's here right now first.
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