Arrgh! How could I, The one above all others, fall to a insolent knave like him!
"Aviation Man". The next time I find you I am not going to kill you. No. You will suffer my wrath until the only things you feel are numbness and the desire of death-
And no one is going to stop me.
Is he in good condition?
Suprisingly, his condition isn't all that bad at all. Still a bit beat up, but with a few upgrades here and there, he will be fine.
Hear that, bro? You'll be kicking it in no time! and once you're up... We'll catch you up to speed, as well as prepare an unbeatable plan.
You idiot! Do you have ANY idea what that star i-
...Hold on.
...Where exactly did you find this?
...I see.
Just as I thought. This Grand Star was a fake.
You see... It is completely impossible to find two Grand Stars on the same planet...
Someone must've crafted this fake... But for what reason? Is it to deceive us?
...No. If it flew into your face, then it can't be because of us. ...There has to be another reason. ...But what...?
Ah, right. My name is Alpha Fire. I am an alternate version of Beta Shadow from Universe 3, Tomline 2, of what was known as the Absurd Roleplay.
And, no. I did not spell "Timeline" incorrectly. I wish I was, though.
Avy? Wh... where am I? I think I'm gonna be sick..
That's completely fine. You've been out for a while now (plus you can't actually get sick, only feel it). Let me explain what's happened recently.
And that's about everything.
So, whaddya say? You ready to get revenge on this MKII creep?
...Yeah. We'll teach him not to mess with our family!
UV Man
WHAT!?
Hello! You have reached Epsilon Snow! Please, leave a message now, because this is NOT a voicemail!
Epsilon you absolute IDIOT!
Oh, hello there, Alpha! Have you gotten that Star from the Airship?
No, K. Rool got to it first. Why did you let the Green Grand Star get stolen!?
It wasn't stolen, silly! It was just borrowed by some robot with long, green hair! ...Erm, we DO have a green-haired robot on the team, right?
*Facepalming* Unbelievable... Just go out there and keep an eye on K. Rool. We're going to have to stop that corrupted Terra before things escalate.
Already on it! They appear to be landing on some kind of desert planet...
...
GO-
Holy crap, is that ALPHA MISER!? Haven't seen you in a long time, dude!
He ain't the only new guy here.
Oh hey, Alternate Aeon's here too!
Yeah, turns out Full Release Devil isn't quite dead. You're gonna be QUITE the valuable asset, as when you revived Beta that one time during the King K. Rool fight, he ended up gaining the power to defeat the Anti-Omni-Meme.
So I guess this means we're gathering up all the other Aeons to beat the
out of Full Release Devil once and for all, then. Say, if that's the case, why isn't U1 Aeon with us?
Actually, I WOULD have gone to U1 Aeon first, but as it turns out, U1 Aeon is dead.
Wait, U1 AEON IS DEAD!?
That's the exact same reaction Phantasm gave. And yes, U1 Aeon DIED!
*PELO GASP*
...Yeah. Appears that out the method of killing was caused by a slashing weapon. Pretty ominous that HE of all people can get killed.
Speaking of appearances, what's with the new looks?
Art Evolution happened.
Oh, okay, that makes sense. So, how are we gonna stop Full Release Devil?
My first idea is for us to find the other Grand Stars before K. Rool can. I've learned quite a few new tricks with PSI, so this should prove easier than, say, grinding fields for Starforce.
Sounds good to me. Thoughts, Miser?
Miser...Why do I-
How goes the overwatch?
Uh, good sir. Going good...
Good. Now remeber, both Proto Man MKII and the Limited virus are to be observed and stopped. Is that understood?
Of course sir. Of course
His mind is one with the system, but he still wishes to have a different appearance among other things. The existence of an error such as this is unaccounted for, but not unwelcome. Still...I can only hope it doesn't start rubbing off on the system itself...
If it involves fighting, then sure I'll hunt down those energies readings. Although this buster...it's not dangerous is it? I mean...to others around me. Don't want to accidentally push a button and presto, everyone's a goat or something.
Huh, neat. Also, what voices?
Did he just-
Relax. There just actors that are made to act like they know what the fourth wall, remember?
Oh yeah. Duh.
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