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Haha, Wario number one!
....What just happened?
Wario-Man happened!
...Did we just win?
I guess so. Wario-Ex Machina.
...Huh. So. What next?
...No.
It's fine. I'm pretty sure he's more in control of himself this time. ...And if that's proven to be untrue, I have Kirby on speed dial.
Finally, THERE you are...
It's time we settle the score once and for all... Mega Man.
Okay, this much is on me. I should've expected this thing to happen at least once (you guys should probably leave before things get ugly).
Alright. Now I know from ...personal experiences... that boneheaded jerks like you might be immune to the science of talking things out in a peaceful manner, but I'm going to give you a fair warning anyway.
I am not your Mega Man. Mega Man wears tights and a helmet. I do not. I have a scar from across my face and a missing eye. Mega Man does not.
Do you understand or are you just too much of a glutton for one-sided punishment to see through the obvious?
Heh. Rookies.
...Where in the Snoop dizzle are we?
Back at headquarters. And judging by how none of us recall anything that happened before our disabling, we probably lost.
...Who in the world are you?
You know, we don't take very kindly to intruders.
Don't go thinking some kind of costume can fool me, Mega Man. And even if you aren't the Mega Man of this world...
...Beating you will prove me to be superior to you either way.
I mean... shoot. It's your funeral, man.
Juust don't tell Wily I never warned you.
...I'm sorry, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Wily died a year ago. And even then, I stopped working for the old fool a long time ago.
...But in any case... Don't go thinking this'll be a walk in the park.
SPEED GEAR!
Huh. He really? I'll have to send my condolences to his family.
(Wait. If he's dead, who'll be there to activate that red robot The Council of Quints were talking about?)
Relax, relax. I just wanted to join. Here's my application.
Besides, someone's got to stop the fireball, right?
What on Earth are you...? Whatever. Let's see how you block THIS!
Power Gear!
Hmmm. Not bad.
(What the...? Was that the work of that Medallion I picked up...?)
...Tch. Whatever. I'm not giving up so easily!
Alright, you little blue runt, take THIS! Freeze Cracker!
...What the hell just happened!?
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