I see... Well, since you aren't causing us any trouble anymore, we won't cause you any. In fact...
There you are. Run along now, you little scamp.
Hey, it's fun to watch him having little escapades like before.
...Also, I still hate Beta Shadow. Many things have changed about me recently, but I'll still have a grudge on him 'til the day I die. You know, again.
Ah... That's that done. Now, then...
Since I have technically killed off that Null guy... What's ne-
...OBJECTIVE: ERADICATE ALTER WORLD INHABITANTS. STEAL SOULS. OBTAIN POWER. REACH PERFECTION.
Hide from who, exactly, doctor?
Well, now that we're all here to listen, I think it's time I give you news on what you failed to realize long ago.
Did you ever think about why your call to Metal Sonic didn't reach? Because it wasn't because he was in the vast reaches of space...
...it was because he belonged to someone else. Someone long gone.
On top of that...you think we're rebelling against you, do you not?
SUBJECT "SONIC ADVENTURE 2 DUB EGGMAN" ORIGIN: DIFFERENT WORLD. WORLD'S SUBJECT "DR. IVO 'EGGMAN' ROBOTNIK" MORTALITY STATUS: NEGATIVE.
That's right, Doctor. We've been fighting against you because you never had power over us, and he who DID have such power is long gone. We're our own masters.
And with the Medallions strengthening us being true no matter what you or anyone you know might claim, we have more than enough power to take on a measly few like you.
You might as well lie down and-
!!!
Hey, Mecha!
Bet you thought we were down for good, didn't you, dude?
Well, hate to break it to ya...
...but we're ready to give yer folks a clean burnin'
!
So don't even bother making an embarrassment of yourself!
...
...seems like it's everyone in this ship against just the three of us.
If I wasn't a fool, I'd have said this fight just became fair...to YOU!!!
...Tch. Look at you, parading around like you already own the world... You're no better than Wily.
...From that Anti-Omni Corruption to that giant apparition that was falling to the Earth... I stood by long enough.
...I'm taking action.
...
Oh, Mecha, Mecha, Mecha...if you weren't a fool, why were YOU the only of your team to go after the same targets twice??
Bugger all!
Don't bother moving...
Because if you try, I'll level you under this entire building.
So how was the entrance?
Eh. 6/10.
Oh, screw you, that was at least an eight!
Gee wilikers, you guys. I sure am sorry for almost splitting you in half and summoning a huge fireball in the sky. I promise I've learned my Le-
AGH!
! Take a joke,
hole!
And everything you say just pisses me off!
Damn it.
This game has been played for long enough. But now....
...it's Game O-
And Wario makes the save! Wahahahaha!
Please let me go?
No way. This is the end of the line for you.
Pretty please let me go?
Well, since you asked so nicely...
YOU IDIOT! DON'T LET HIM--
Ha! Sucker!
Ughhhh.
I'm not thanking you for that, just so you know.
Ready to put the hurt on him?
Readier than I'll ever be! WAAAAAAAAA-
......
You can't go Wario-Man, can you?
This weird energy is blocking me off from accessing the form.
How convenient.
Now. How about we pick up where we left off?
Tch!
Sorry, Mecha Son, but tryin' to take me out is gonna take much more work than before!
Tch!
Well, well... I know you would probably hop in sooner or later... But the problem is, 4 against 3 isn't so much of a fair fight...
So, unfortunately for you, I'm here to even the odds... After all...
...Well, you know what they say... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
So he has. Don't worry about it too much. Just keep an eye on him, and if he starts to cause any sort of disturbance for the customers, just redirect him to the Adult's Corner.
This is a children's pizzeria. There's bound to be at least one adult who just wants to get away from all the playfully screaming children.

...
I hate you.
You know, the ONLY reason we ever hired you is because lines were getting a bit too long, and we needed a third line quickly. You were just the lucky one that signed up first.
...Nothing I say gets under your skin, does it?




...Fine. But never ask me for MegaTale: the Remake.


....
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anybody! I don't know what came over me!
Looks like our plan's going to hell. Junior, reconnaissance report.
(Everything seems to be going fine from up here. But just to make sure he doesn't try anything I should probably--
.....Oh boy.)
Nrgh!
Kid, when has this ever worked? If anything, you should be glad I haven't gotten serious yet.
...Of course. Petty tricks like this are obviously not beneath you.
Hey, tough guy!
You. Wouldn't. Dare.
One waft. All it takes is one waft to blow this city to smithereens.
....I'm pretty sure I'm strong enough to snap your arms in half like a twig.
Go ahead and do it. In fact, Wario here will reward your effort.
.....
Ha! I've got you two both on the ropes! It's time for you guys to give up and-
.....Of all the motherlo--
Nice move.
Why, thank you.
TARGET "BETA DEVIL": UNFAVORABLE OPPONENT.
Calm your nerves before I calm them for you!
Alright, who is that at my do-
Bad boy*. Now, go out there and make sure nobody else interferes!
Alright, this time, NO mistakes! Crystal Coconut 2, I wish to become an immortal creator like Cranky Kong!
...Hmph. Of course it would do a thing like this. In that case...
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