I had nothing to do so I came here to beat up some pricks.
I see. So, just because you're bored, it's alright to interfere with business that doesn't involve you? I'd say not.
Good day to you, sir.
What's.... happening... to ....me-
ERROR. ERROR. RE:CODE NOT FOUND. COMMENCING AUTO-PROCOL: GTFO
Damn. It seems like I underestimated the two of them. Well, it seems like I'll have to wait for backup before I can do anything else.
(Someone say, "backup"?)
Just in time, kiddo! Mind giving me a lift back?
(Not at all! Grab on!)
Ah, Kahtos! Excellent timing! Have you thwarted those meddlesome Kongs yet?
Unfortunately not. On top of interferences, this DK. Sr made an attempt to undo my programming.
What!? Since when did he have the power to do THAT!?
Uh, maybe he used that Super Kong technique?
...Say what now?
It was a form they took when they fought that Tiki clan, sir.
Tiki WHAT now!? Are you meaning to tell me that the Kongs have been fighting ANOTHER enemy while I was gone!?
Actually, they've been fighting two; After defeating the Tiki Taks, they went on to defeat the Snowmads.
They fought Lord Fredrik!?
You know him, sir?
Of COURSE I know him, you fool! We went to Bingo Night together! (Though, we always lose to those Metalls with Fs on their helmets...)
And here I thought we had something special... The moment I am not around, they're off fighting other villains? My heart is aching... breaking...!
...And now I'm over it. So, they have some fancy shmancy new form... So what! We just need to develop a counter.
That ain't a bad idea, boss. But, how will we achieve that?
Ah... I know just the thing! An old technique, from the days of the Absurd Roleplay! I've achieved it on my own before... I think I can achieve something similar again.
Kahtos, you are in charge for now. I'm going to train myself harder than I have ever trained before.
I'm pretty sure a fat crocodile trying to get his hands on a reality-bending artifact is everyone's concern.
Do it.
....No. Those days are long gone. My destiny is to serve the order of the Gangplank Galleon.
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