The Crystal Coconut...well, I can't defend myself on that one.
I did end up distorting the world's balance quite badly when I broke it and ended up giving its Omni-Meme power to Harpy...
...but if you simply want to steal, or rather, kidnap the Omni-Meme for your own gain, I'm not going to help you.
(...I just told him who the new Omni-Meme is, didn't I?)
...Alright, moment of truth. It's time we find out exactly what Air is up to, and-
...Get down. NOW!
WHERE!? IS!? HE!?
...Is that so? Well, then... It's a good thing Kahtos is still on DK Island.
In fact, they've probably had CRUSHED those puny apes by now! I should return there at once to find out!
...Why am I already being payed? Oh, well... By Assasin's Code, it only means I have less of an excuse to let that Null guy go.
Now, WHERE IS HE!? I know that SOMEone is harboring him... Now tell me where or ELSE.
Thanks. I really needed someone to further jinx something I had already jinxed badly enough.
And while I'm not going to ask why you were in my house in the first place, I will ask if you've heard of something called "personal space", and whether or not the fact I'm living in a small cottage amidst acres of tall, thick trees have some sort of connection to how badly I need it.
Yes, I went on a self-destructive long con to scam the shadiest CEO on the planet for some money.
No, dipshit. I'm here to take you down before you pull some evil crap on this planet and also because you're just a prick in general.
Apologies, but you are better of trying to fight someone moronic enough to announce they're either taking over or destroying the world to the entire public. Or whatever it is villains are up to today.
Now, if you excuse me. It may be best you flap your gums at something your interference holds weight to.
Well. That was something.
Lord Hades? We kinda have some bad news.
The authorities have a new peacekeeping robot?
The authorities have a ne-
Oh.
And then, with an unparalleled one-hit wonder, you two managed to send him to Antarctica.
I assure you two , measures are being made to combat this. If it is War Mayor Dorado wants...then war it shall be.
I don't know where he went, but I think this just about proves it. He and that Null guy is CLEARLY in kahoots. And after I absorb the souls of these ASN clones... I'm going to find him and FORCE Null's location out of him.
Now, hold on a second there, bonehead. Why exactly are you so obsessive about catching that Null, anyways?
It's an objective, not an obsession. Assassin's Code says I HAVE to pull through with the job, for as long as the employer does not call off the hit. If I don't, I'll have my Assassin's License revoked. And the moment I lose that license, I'll be sent to Dimensional Prison.
And if ANY of you idiots end up being the reason I end up in Dimensional Prison... I'll drag each and every single one of you there WITH ME.
...Alright, I'll bite. What, pray tell, are you trying to do here?
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