I haven't the slightest clue. You tell me.
Perfect.
You know, I truly need to hire a better chef... That Mega Mushroom Stew was absolutely disgusting! ...But you know what? It's worth it.
Now, where was I... Ah, yes. Pounding you into paste!
Why, you...!!!
Diddy, wait!
*sigh* I was afraid something like this would happen...it was only natural.
Well, it feels like nothing until you figure it out... then you start feeling a very unsettling mix of every negative emotion there is. Ḟ̶̨̢̛̻̹̠̘̘̹̲̫̪̤̥͉̩͓̋̋̂̆͘̚͜͝͠͝e̷̡̺̦͉̠̩͕̣̞̤̱̋̀̍̃̈̋͛̓̾̈͜ͅe̶̜̠͙͙̦̣̤̣̯͚͖͆̎͑͌̓̍͆̎̀̂́͗͂͐̐̋l̵̡̤̜̜͓̦̣̼̓͐̈́̒̚ ̷̧̬̠͍͎̦̝͗̽̈̏͗͜͝ͅḯ̴̹͗̊͊̂̊̉̓̓͋͌́̒̃̍̕͠ẗ̷͈͈̤̤͎̤̣́̃͂͋̂̊͘ ̴̨̧̫̦͙̗̼̖̱͔͔̏̋͆͌̓̇͋̓̕y̷̢̢̜͇͎̼̟̝̫̪̟̳͎̬̌̊̐̚͝ě̸̬̠͇̭̟͈̫̪̖̱͙̏t̶̡̧̨͎͚͓̯͍͕̮̩͔̖̗͐̈́͋̄͝ͅ?̶̧̨̢͚̩̻̗͖͈̘̫̪̍͋̌̈́̊̔̈̌͊͐͋̉̚͜͠ͅ
You're not taking the hint, are you? I suppose I must be upfront here.
Take a look at the deposit I made. Do you still see it there? Of course not. We retracted it the moment our phone call ended.
If I wanted one of your robots I would have just took one and reverse engineered it. Don't bother with more protocols and failsafes, however. Already went through. A bit of a letdown, I must say.
It's not that this game hasn't been fun, though. I haven't been this humored since I tore the robot yours are after above in half. But I believe it's time for you to go. Or, don't. It makes no difference since you can't actually go inside.
Foolish droids... Your attacks are far too tiny and insignificant! Now, stay out of this fight... This is a One on One!
As for you, Dark Elf... You come here!
Um...how would you grab with boxing gloves on?
TARGET IDENTIFIED. NEW MISSION: ELIMINATE SONIC ADVENTURE 2 DUB EGGMAN.
Don't question my methods, you little pipsqueak! Now, hold still!
Alright, you silver rustbucket. If you want your
kicked, you came to the right place.
Element Sphere: Shadow!
NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS "SILVER SONIC": NUMBER CANNOT BE CALCULATED.
NAME "SILVER SONIC": NEGATIVE.
NAME DESIGNED UNDER: MECHA SONIC. NAME LATER GIVEN TO RESPECT FUTURE MODEL: ROBO SONIC.
RESPECT VULGAR EXCUSE FOR IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK HAS TOWARDS ANY OF US: NEGATIVE.
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