...I'm sorry what.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEING FIXED!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE BANANA GODS EVEN HAPPENED!?
WHAT THE-!? TWO Donkey Kongs! But that's impossible... Unless...
...Cranky Kong? Wow, I haven't seen you look THIS young since you went on that business trip to New Donk City!
...How did that even go, by the way? I've only heard a thing or two here-and-there. Something about a carpenter or something...?
...Wait a second, what am I even saying!? This isn't the time for playing catch-up!
I'm going to leave you lot here to fight my new little friend... Don't worry, I installed a program that allows them to warp back to my ship any time. As for me...
I'm going to find the one who broke the Crystal Coconut and ruined my perfect scheme... And clobber them into dust!
Because you just told me, narration boy!
*BRBRBRBRBRBR*
...looks like I have to take this into my own hands again.
Walter, Walter, Walter. You're really hopeless, aren't you? now it's my turn to take the wheel. Don't worry. I'm not gonna try to destroy everything like before. Just gonna make a few additions.
First off.....
Day 43: Hunger consumes my very essence. My desire for food is like a new sun, rising and waning as the days pass.
Those guys at Quartet Enterprises think they're the only thing protecting this city? Wrong. The government can handle itself just fine.
State your name.
Anthem, Mayor Dorado.
And what is your mission?
To protect, serve under, and honor the MCPD.
Heh. It looks like he's ready.
Bonjour.
Sweet merciful Banana Fairy Princess...or Queen Banana Bird. I can't decide right now.
What, you're worried?
You're not?!
*BEEEP**BEEEP**BEEEP*
So, you two truly wish to take me on?
Very well.
Fight me.
I must say, it's pleasantly surprising how much talk there is about salvation in literature.
Hmm...what this one? "Skellington's Rev-"
?
With pleasure.
You have defied the great King K. Rool for what will be the last time. Prepare yourselves.
Ah. You must be "Mr. Egg", I presume?
Oui. Here are the blueprínts, as promiséd... Do noté that, for some odd reasón, this modél operates at peak capacité only when runníng on Windóws XP. I could nevér wrap mon héad around why that is só...
CEASE YOUR SCUMBAGGERY AT ONCE, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
You have much yet to learn.
Excuse me, could you please keep it down? I'm trying to-
...oh.
Do you happen to be "Dark Elf"?
You have no authority here. I will not surrender to you all.
How's it feel when you're the one being played?
SCUMBAGGERY NOT CEASED. EXECUTING OBJECTIVE TOWARDS ENTITIES "KAHTOS", "K.ROOL"; GROUPS "KREMLING KREW"...
Sweet merciful Banana Fairy Princess!
Well, um...yes. I am indeed Dark Elf.
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