...I see. And the good news?
Let's DO THIS, team!!!
Prepare the Combo Cannon!
Let's go, guys!
(I've been all over the galaxy, possibly farther...)
(...this whole time, I've been searching for a greater meaning...a mark on history...)
(...and I was using nothing but twisted versions of the villainy I learned from others.)
(The Evil Energy, the Limited, the Black Kingdom and my unforgiving former master...)
(...even my own delusions.)
(But what I didn't realize was that I was going nowhere in the time it took even the minions I lost to go somewhere.)
(I may be called Dark Elf. I may have been a minion in the Black Kingdom.)
(But that's the past.)
(And in this world, I'm not limited to my past potential. Nor am I trapped by the sins of my past.)
I will lower the curtain on your show, Jazz Hands. Not to set my own stage, but to write a new song. A song of harmony.
Let's do this, Devious. There's no "i" in "band".
...Wow. Sure is a lot going on out there, huh.
...Puyo puyo, puyo. Puyo puyo puyo puyo... Puyo puyo, puyo puyo puyo puyo puyo. (They can't win this without you, you know. Part of that big meanie's power is Berserk Instinct. In order to win, they need the power of Ultra Instinct.)
...
...Thanks, Kirby. I won't let anyone down.
Byyyyyyyyyye!~ (Bye, Mr. Shadow! Good luck!~)
...
Puyo puyo... (I'm going to go order some more food...)

Puyo! Puyo puyo... (Wait! Before you go...)


...I'm guessing you know what's going down, too, right?
Yeah... And it's in the way of my getting you back.
Ok, but even if you were able to fit that into this roleplay, I doubt you'd be able to beat me if that's the best amount of Mastered Ultra Instinct that you can muster.
Whatever. Let's just focus on what's important right now.
Well, what do you last remember doing before leaving?
This energy...it feels good.
I actually feel good!
And yet...
I know that I have one choice in front of me. Stay with this world as it ends or escape it.
By that logic, why should make friends if I can't even save them from their eventual fate? By that logic, what does it matter?
This positive energy that flows inside of me...it's just code.
IT'S ALL JUST CODE.
I REJECT THIS FEELING OF HAPPINESS NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FEEL HAPPY, BUT BECAUSE I CAN'T. I CAN'T BE HAPPY KNOWING WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS. KNOWING THAT EVERYONE WILL FADE, REGARDLESS OF MY DECISION TO LEAVE OR STAY.
Let's get back to work.
....
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR TO LIVE WHILE KEEPING A GODDAMN MOTORBIKE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
......
Who. Destroyed. My. Bike?
...*Sigh* Of course.
You. You have conjured up the deadliest of powers, and combined them into a single evil. A true one-man apocalypse.
However. I do not care what power you have. I do not care what your purpose is. And most of all. I do not care how poorly you were treated in the past.
You have made one fatal mistake. You destroyed what was mine. You took my belonging away. So guess what?
I will take away the one thing you had. The one thing you were meant for. Your true purpose. The Apocalypse.
GYAH! How has it escaped my labyrinth so easily...!?
That tears it... I never thought we'd have to resort to this, but... We have to summon it.
*Gasp* You don't mean...!
Of COURSE, you worryful wizard! Now, open up your book!
W̸̸̢ ҉E҉̶͟ ̴̛E͟͝͠ ́͜G ̶̴È ҉E̢͟͝ ̷̨͘.̢͜ ̧̨. ̢̢.
...You wanna test me, huh? Well, in that case...
...This should be fun.
I think we could add some context to the situation.
TL;DR- From what little knowledge I've been given from my boss, this "Jazz" guy has managed to not only fuse with some weird bird Adaptor, but successfully merge the weapons of destruction named "The MKII Virus", "The Limited" and "The Anti-Omni Corruption".
We actually tried fighting him before he was able to fuse the three, but we got our butts kicked. Also, that weird purple guy* got stabbed by one of his clones. Honestly, judging from the high quadruple-chinned head in the sky looking like the moon from Majora's Mask, I'd say either we're screwed or he's screwed.
This is impossible... I should be immune to all attacks! WHAT GIVES!?
...How far back do you want me to go, RSB? Because I feel like it's going to be a lot.
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