Now, hold it right there, buster!
...Hm... Merging with the Limited... Become one, and cause a mass apocalypse...
...Well... What good has this- or any- world done me? I've been cast aside, used like a puppet, and even killed. And my afterlife was an eternity of nothing... And I learned that everyone's afterlife was completely personalized. I gained the short end of the stick. Like the whole universe has been saying I'm nothing. No more.
...I can feel it. Even the bird is struggling to stop me. Don't even bother, Reggae; I'M in control here.
...NONE of you bother to try and stop me. The end of all is inevitable.
Oh no! It's, like, too late, man! What are we going to do!?
...
explosion begins to envelop the entire Earth, destroying everything in its path!
Mmmmm! Puyo puyo! Puyo puyo, puyo? (Mmmmm! That was delicious! Who owns this place, anyways?)
That'd be me, sir.
Puyo, puyo puyo puyo! Puyo... Puyo puyo! (I've been to many pizza places before, but this place has had them all beat! In fact... It's the bestest I've ever been in!)
Puyo puyo! Puyo puyo puyo. (This place is great! You have my blessing.)
No...
...NO!!!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHANCE IN THE LIMELIGHT! MY PERFORMANCE!
MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!
What's happening?!?!
A giant, dangerous glow of energy, that's what!!!
But from who?!
...I think we're too late.
No. No nononono. We can still do this...right?!
...at this point, I don't believe the inevitable can even be delayed.
What the jumping jungleberries is that?!
It's a wild glow of energy, man...and think it's a big one! Maybe even THE big one!!!
What?! No, no, that's preposterous! We still have to find the Omni-Meme! We can't just LOSE...can we?!
...I'm sorry. It seems that the world's balance has been...lost.
Listen, I may not have known some o' you for that long but...it's been an honor working with you all.
...
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...
...It's strange... I was mad at the world. I was cast aside, treated like I was nothing. I wanted to destroy everything. That was me, mere moments ago. And yet, it feels like ages.
...And now, what do I want? ...Hm. What do I want...? Is it revenge? To be complete? To belong? To be more than nothing? To control? Destroy? Conquer? Erase? I am not certain anymore...
...But. There is ONE thing I am certain of... My purpose... To be the end of everything.
Evil Energy. MKII Virus. Limited. Anti-Omni Corruption. Jazz Plague. I am all of these things... Yet I am also none of them.
I am terror. I am fear. I am corruption. I am a virus. I am the cure. I am the apocalypse, and its aftermath.
...I am Jazz Hands*... I am The End.
*pops back into existence* .....Huh.
You should be okay, now. Honestly, I'm surprised you're even alive.
Yeah, same here. Last thing I saw was me being vaporized to death. I think this has something to do with that Dark Star Energy. Speaking of brutalized...
Oh. Right. Daffy Duck back there thought it would be nice playing omelet maker with my face. Needless to say, the damage has been done. But besides feeling under the weather after being mortally wounded, I feel the strange urge to maim everything in my sight now. Can't put my finger on it..
Aw, man, my hotel room! Can this day get any worse?
You might wanna hold your tongue on that question while the both of us are still alive and functioning.
True. We should probably go have a chat with Lord Hades about this, though. I don't think he'll like this.
I-impossible!! We're alive?!
...I think something...no, someone saved us!!
But...who? And why??
It must've been someone super strong! Like Matt...but stronger!
And there must be only one reason we were saved...
...to lay a beatdown on a baddie!!!
Dude...did I get the chemicals outta my water before I died??
Don't think so, Wave Feller...'fact, I don't think ya even died.
Th-the Omni-Meme?!
No, Diddy...this is more than what even the purest Omni-Meme could ever do.
I was a fool. There is balance in this world. And in this moment, it is stronger than ever.
...
...Kirby, you've grown so much. Thank you.
...in a place like this, we aren't limited to our past potential.
Wh...but I thought I knew that!
I was pushing away my past potential so I could rule above- 
Well...that didn't go very well...
Say, you're really, really, really fast right?
LORD HADES!
I... know you didn't give us orders to, but when that wave of power hit, we went to investigate ourselves, and- and there was this guy who was insanely strong, and-and now the Earth's deteriora-
You don't say.
S-so if you don't mind me asking, Lord Hades, what are we going to do about it? Should we arm our men and declare war?
Bother not. It would be a foolish notion to waste time and men on such.
B-But-
This crisis will pass all the same. Whoever --or whatever-- the cause of this may be is none of our concern. Whether we interfere or not, they will fall all the same.
....
Well, Lord Hades, for the sake of this planet, I truly hope you are right.
Hmph! I guess that pizza was alright.
Now, if you excuse me, I'll be off--..
.....There will be hell on earth to pay for this.
Ah... What a fine day at sea! And now that Kahtos is practicing with their new adaptor, those Kongs won't know what-
...What in the name of Davy Jones is tha-
...Klump. Krusha. Do either of you two mind explaining what's going on around here!?
Uh, no idea, boss.
Yeah, everything just kinda... Went boom.
...Went boom.
Uh, yea-
Things don't just "go boom", Krusha! Something must've caused this... But what...?
...Really, now. Is this really how things are going to end for us? With a laser through the heart? Our goodie two-shoes counterpart could survive this EASILY. We are NOT going to die like this. Not when we've got work to do.
Work? What work? Face it, our previous failure had cost us our lives. Your plans will simply lead to our destruction.
My plans? No, my friend. OUR plans. Or have you forgotten the reason of our creation?
We weren't created for this. The Anti-Omni Meme was the result of Shaggy sealing away Robbie Rotten's powers. It was meant to preserve the powers of Berserk Instinct. Robbie just used it for villainy, before he lost it, and eventually fell into Beta Shadow's hands.
Stop trying to deny our purpose. We were created from Beta Shadow's inner evils. We are his demons.
...Well, maybe I'm just a different kind of demon. I just want to have a bit of fun. Is it evil? Yes. But at least it's not bat
insane like you are.
Whether or not I am insane does not matter. I am still you. You are still me. We are the same person. And our true goal remains the same: Omniversal Destructio-
No.
...Pardon m-
You are NOT me. You are just a part of me that I don't need anymore... And quite frankly, should be dead by now.
...Is that right? Well, then...
...Newsflash, eggplant. I'm not going anywhere. And you WILL need me... No matter how long I have to wait. I've done it before. I can do it again.
...(Kirby... Heh. Why am I not surprised.)
GAH! You!? What are you... Scratch that. How are you here!?
Highly doubtful his being here is connected... But what's the bad news, Eggman?
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