Ha! If you're as weak as you are ugly, then it's no wonder you hit like a girl! No offense to females.
(Damn it Mech, hurry up! I won't be able to keep this up for too long!)
Don't coun't me out just yet! I'm just getting started!
....
...This will do just fine.
!
...
That didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
But that's probably because I didn't want it to.
Crank-uh, I mean...DK Senior, is it? I'm gonna check this planet for anyone who can help us. Heaven knows we need it.
Hmm. Well, if you wish to organize a meeting with our CEO for the purpose of mass-production robotry, then I could personally suggest a meeting with him. Please hold.
(Hang in there, Rock. I'm trying to charge this as fast as possible.)
"Ha! If you're as weak as you are ugly, then it's no wonder you hit like a girl!" Like a girl, SQUA-
Shut up, bird! You belong to ME now!
...And what have we here?
Listen here and listen well, you son of a
. Met-L is heading over there right now to start the Apocalypse, and I don't want such a thing to ha-
...I don't want to catch the attention of those heroes. So, turn off the form RIGHT NOW or face my wra-
Apologies... But I believe I said before that I'd be taking orders from no one.
...What is this.
This... Is one of my new creations, the Jazz Droids. Apologies, they cannot speak for themselves... But it does allow for us to have a bit of heart-to-heart.
When on earth did you even get the time to make something like this, and for what?
When I said I'd be back, I meant it. I was inspired by Worship- and I suppose Quartet Enterprises, in a way- to create an army of clones to do my bidding.
Ok... But why are you using your old MKII model?
Look. I've been trapped within Surge's little makeshift dungeon for a while, and I was fighting Missingno. AND some obsolete garbage while everything was going on. Forgive me for having to resort to the Prototypes.
Anyways, allow me to cut to the chase.
Wh... Why, you...!
What the... What... did you...?
Poor, poor fool. You were starting to spend far too long without your Anti-Omni Powers. And that blow to your heart- Which is surprising that you even have one- merely knocked every last wind of it left in you. Now, why don't you just keel over and die?
...F..... Fuck....... you...........
WAD!
GUESS WHAT, PHONY? I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A FIRST-CLASS LESSON ON BUTT-WHOOPING!
WHAT YOU SEE HERE ISN'T SOME VIRUS, OR PLAGUE, OR SOME OTHER SECOND-RATE CORRUPTION METHOD! THIS!IS THE DREAD CANNON! WHAT POWERS UP THE DREAD CANNON, YOU ASK? WELL, YOU COULD CALL IT AN "OTHERWORLDLY" SOURCE OF POWER! THAT'S RIGHT, DIP
! DARK STAR ENERGY! AND LORD HADES GAVE ME PERMISSION TO BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIMENT ON IT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD! NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT CAN'T BE OVERWHELMED WITH THE SAME "GOODY TWO SHOES NICENESS" ENERGY THOSE OTHER SUCKERS MIGHT BE USING!
DDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD CANNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How adorable... Now it's MY turn.
CHAOS BREAKER.
...Now. Before I put your life at it's end, tell me... Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Your Universe? I thought not... It's not a story Hades would tell you. It's an MKII legend.
What the--
-- What the hell would you know about what happened?
Lord Hades, there is someone who wishes to conduct a meeting with you.
Is that so? Well....
Lead me to this room so that I may communicate with this individual myself.
Hmm...where to start, where to start...
All right! We're here!
...hey, does anyone know where we're supposed to go next?
So, long story short, we need a way to find the Omni-Meme, a way back to Earth, and a banana bunch of firepower.
C'mon! You've helped out with this kinda thing before, you can do it again!
...Very well.
...Don't mind if I do.
Holy SMOKES!
It seems like all the pieces are coming together...
...for a truly diabolical puzzle.
Well, now we know where to go!
We have no time to lose. While I start up the Halberd, you go gather your friends. Then, we find the Omni-Meme, and we head straight to Earth.
I'm on it, MK!
A long time ago, there was a fiendish monster, who was created by an old "wizard". The wicked Wizard wanted to rule the world... But the Monster wanted more than that. It wanted power. It wanted destruction. And most importantly... It wanted to find a worthy challenge, so he could beat them and prove to be superior.
And so, the Monster betrayed the Wizard, and has begun to hunt down world after world, leaving nothing but death and destruction in its path, followed only by a Fool who tried to act as a foil to the monster's destruction. It only barely worked.
Many heroes tried to stop the monster. A pair of Adventurers, one red and one purple. A violet Specter from another dimension. A Phantom who led an entire studio of criminal robots. A red Swordsman from the future. A Cryomancer wearing sun-proof visors. None has succeeded. Eventually, a being known as the Webmaster, alongside his right-hand man and local Judge, decided to upgrade the system of which the monster's world ran on. However, this causes a chain reaction, causing the monster's world to expire.
Noticing this, two Grim Reapers- one in gold, and one in green- has decided to remove the world completely, and start it anew, alongside a third Grim Reaper, who was also a Mechanic. Noticing this, the Monster attempted to escape... The Fool, however, grew tired of the monster's actions, and has decided to lock the Monster up in a pocket dimension.
...This, however, came at a great cost, for the Fool ended up in a comatose... Eventually, this awakened a Silver Specter, who wanted to use the Monster as a method of ridding all worlds that he has considered to be "filth"... (Of course, the Specter didn't realize that all worlds in this Omniverse were absolute garbage, but regardless.)
The Specter released the Monster from the pocket dimension... And then, to have someone to act upon, the Specter created a Knight, someone for the Monster to act upon... Naturally, the Monster didn't like this. The Monster attempted to destroy the Silver Specter... However, he was beaten by the Specter, and captured by a mysterious Gentleman.
...But the Monster's story truly ended- for now, at least- mere moments AFTER the Monster managed to escape from the Gentleman... And not too long after, Hades himself has left the Underworld to rule over our own.
...The moral of the story is... Your boss is not quite what he seems...
...Despite. I have several amounts of respect for your boss. Perhaps I'll spare your life... But not without leaving something for you to remember me by.
...Now, BEAT IT.
Now, then... Where were-
...Hm?
Don't worry, Senior! Everyone's coming along!
Lookin' like we've got plenty-a work to do!
...
Once again, I've failed. What's the point to even try, right
I should of just stuck to my plan, but no. I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to save everybody.
...
Well you know what? I'm not a hero. Because I wasn't programmed to be.
I'm an freak of reality. Been that way all my life. Why change?
*Is knocked back by the dragon* GRAH! This dragon is tougher than I initially thought...
Fortunately, I've already called MORE backup!
Oh, what a clever dragon! But are you clever enough to escape from THIS!?
(
. When Mech-tenant suggested we go check out what that wave of power was about, I didn't think that we would be in that amount of trouble. No wonder Lord Hades commanded us to lay low. it's like... like he new this would happen.)
(And that monster that guy was talking about... what correlation does Lord Hades have with him?)
(Oh, no. Nonononono. First my eye, now this. No more).
(Ever since I've gotten here I've been used as a punching bag again and again. No. No more. No. mo-)
(.....Jeez. I really do need help.)
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