Foolish dragon! For it is your hide I shall add to my collection!
I see... What a shame. I'll have to send one of my subordinates to look into it.
...Speaking of which...
Yes?
Digamma Devil. Did you find the location of those Mighty Numbers?
Why, yes, I certainly have... I assume you're asking because Alt. Wily is done with those copies?
Precisely. Get those sent over immediately, understood?
Right away, sir!
What? What's your deal?
I believe you are mistaken... I know not to corrupt any member of Beta Team, lest I catch their unwanted attention... Digamma Devil is simply a clone of the real deal that I created, simply to serve as a replacement. I have also made Devil Clones of the REST of Beta Team, save for Beta himself.
Apparently, it's an Archaic Greek letter... If Mirror World Beta Shadow is going to take the name of "Gamma", than I suppose Bolt decided to go for the next best thing... And the Devil counterpart I made followed suit.
Yes, quite.
...I don't know who hit me with this, but it feels both insulting and confusing.
Well, I appreciate the compliment, but which mess? I've made many.
...OUR Omni-Meme!!!
...*Sigh*... Give me a moment.
Alright, what exactly is it do you want? And keep in mind I don't speak in silence, so if you happen to have any method of talking- or, hell, use SIGN LANGUAGE if you must- then make it clear so I can determine whether or not I should fling you to the other side of the galaxy.
Your Omni-Meme?
Yes! The Crystal Coconut!
Ever since you came in and shattered it like a glass paperweight, DK Island's been in chaos!
In that case, you're very welcome.
Listen here, wisegal!
There's a darn good reason the Crystal Coconut was the Omni-Meme. It was something we could keep safe on the island. Cranky even made that fancy coconut holder out of his globe to keep it secure!
Sure, it had a nasty habit of falling out of our hands because we could be rather careless about it. But at the end of the day, we were the only ones who actually kept hold of the thing long enough to do anything with it!
Powers aside, it was just a crystal. If King K. Rool, Kaptain Skurvy, or any pongak like that took it out of our hands, it'd at least stay in one place for long enough that one of us could get it back before a wish was made!
...well, aside from that time DK and I sang a magic spell that made the coconut fly around on its own...
But now that those powers have been given to a person?! A living Omni-Meme?! With WINGS?!?!
There's no telling how power like that could fall into the wrong hands by accident, or even through persuasion!
And it all happened because of YOU!!!
*cough* My hair is orange, thank you very much.
What are you doing? Attack them!!!
Oh no you don't!
...
He's not infected yet, Eggman...
...And I'm not interested in causing anything on Earth... At least, not until the other Limited bots are taken care of. So long as my Anti-Omni aura is inactive, he should have nothing to work wi-
...
.
Master Matt... You, like, felt that, right?
I feel a disturbance, that's for sure... And it's coming straight from Jazz.
Like, if the Limited causes post-apocalysm... And if Evil Energy- which the MKII Virus is partially made out of- causes the Limited to be destroyed...
Then there's no telling what could happen if all three were to meet... We must stop this at once.
Alright, everyone, listen up! The time for training has passed. The Dead Zone portals are closed, and we've trained long and hard... It's time to lay the nightmare to rest.
Matt... Are you sure that we're ready?
...I'm not entirely certain. But I have faith in every single one of you. And we're out of time. We must take immediate action.
Now, go! The fate of the Universe- and possibly even the Omniverse- is in your hands!
Away with you, you obsolete piece of garbage!
*Coughing* N-now now, Jazz- *Coughing* Let's not do anything we're going to regret.
Oh, it is far, FAR too late for that, Missingno. You have already crossed the line... And even still, that line was crossed long, long ago.
First Wily, then Ninja Phantom, then the Reapers, and then Surge. They have ALL pushed me over the edge, Missingno. But you were the one that made it impossible for me to climb back up...
...And this time, I'm dragging EVERYONE down with me.
...
...
So...what are you gonna-
Well...so much for the deal...
Attention Security Divison 09. I'm sending you my coordinates.
Back away from the-
What the devil are you?
I...
...have...
...
ing...
...HAD IT!!!!!
I've been trying to play fair. I've been trying to follow your little house rules and hierarchy.
But it's only turned me into this world's punching bag. And I did NOT come here for that.
Let me give you all a reprise of what my OLD world was like:
I was nothing more than a WORTHLESS MINION of the Black Kingdom that my world's Dark Prince ruled over. He was, and still is, a ruthless tyrant, but all I got was a lousy spot in Stage FOUR. Out of THIRTEEN.
I came here because it was my one chance. Not just to become a threat on par with my former master, but to gain SOME semblance of recognition.
And do you feel that?
For once, I'm not alone at the bottom of this world's dainty little power grid as someone who's just a Character, but is still ready to make a difference.
And the time is right, too! Because now I realize ANOTHER one of my biggest mistakes back in Matt's realm. It wasn't just that I tried to shut up the top dog of the omniverse...
...It's that I entered before it was time for ME to come on stage.
I have no reason to waste time with you lot anymore. Not you pathetic simians, not you worhless pieces of scrap I called minions, not even Mr. Judgement Boy over there.
All I need is the power this world can provide that I can use.
...this is really
ing bad.
Finally...even if I can't atone for all that I've done, I can atone for how it's affected this world.
I'm with you all the way, Doc!
And I'll be right with you in return!
Brothers...it's time.
This is going to be awesome!
LET'S KICK EVIL'S BUTT!
...Okay, you felt that too, right?
Yeah. Felt like....
....like the world's largest temper tantrum.
So I wasn't the only one thinking that! Think we should check it out?
Why? Lord Hades gave us orders not to rally troops.
He didn't say we couldn't seek out an old fashioned fisticuffs on our own.
Ha! True!
Wha-- Hey! I have to pay for that! Oh, whatever.
It's pounding ti--
Eugh. What is that...thing?
Disappointed?
It's a mix of disappointment and disgust, what kind of-- I don't want to assume it's a robot, but it looks so hideous.
Now, now, Rock. Let's try to be friendly.
Hi, I'm Lieutenant Mech-KII. And this is my friend A. Rock. We're here on account of..
Wanting to kick his butt.
Ah. Yes. We're here on account of wanting to "boot" your "rearward", if you will.
That being said...
*Insert witty one liner about you getting your butt kicked here!
No time to chat. I'll help you with the invincible dragon problem later, but for now have this.
If you get a reading of over 50% on this bad boy, absolutely do NOT grant any wishes to whoever was scanned or the Omniverse may be in even more trouble.
Actually, you should probably teleport away immediately if someone that evil approaches you. Also, have this.
My own mix, 90% alcohol and 10% Justice Energy. It should automatically cure you if you somehow catch an evil virus.
Alright, I gotta go. Duty calls.
You are speaking with Quartet Enterprises. How may we be of service?
Alright, Jazz, let's just calm down, and-
I am through with being calm. And besides... Why do you worry so much? After all...
...None of it's real, right? Nothing that happens truly matters. It's all just a fantasy.
...Who's next?
...Well, this is happening. Well, while I'm flying through the depths of space, I might as well contemplate on what got me to this moment...
Let's see... The last thing I remember was facing a swarm of red robots that suddenly ravaged our world... And then one of those b
ds blew my head off.
I don't exactly remember what happened between then and now... But whatever happened, I ended up in some kind of dimension where the dead apparently went to experience their personalized afterlives...
...And the reason everyone became awoken from them was because there was some kind of portal? Then I jumped through, fought those two guys, and...
...
...When did my life get this strange?
Yo, Mech-tenant. You have anything that can put a dent in this guy?!
Well, there is the Dread Cannon. though that'll take a bit long to charge, and if I use it, I'll probably exhaust myself out of WE and HE.
That'll do. Besides, if you do miss, I can just bring you back with my stat boosts!
Hey, Beak Bozo! You seem like the fast type! But just how fast are you?
Let's see you move 880,000 times the speed of light.
My, my! Especially considering the amount of casualties suffered in our last encounter with thatdastardly plumber, the quantity of Robo-Koopas now in our posession has skyrocketed! Your smelliness, of what method have you used to achieve these rampaging obots?
Well, at first I thought we'd have to do things the hard way, but out of nowhere, this purple guy came to me with a "deal". When I sent my forces to attack, before I knew it, they were all gone. But then he offered me a deal. He said in exchange for the remaining shards of the Dark Star I obliterated some time ago, that he would replenish and bolster my Koopa Troops.
At first I was about to clobber him for daring to do such a thing, but before I could retaliate, he opened a portal. The next thing I knew these Stronger, Faster, mysterious Koopa 'droids came in, and he said they were all mine if I gave him what he wanted.
And judging by the fact that they're here.... you probably know what I went with.
Your evilness, are you sure it's wise to create alliances with such mysterious strangers?
Aw, don't be such a worrywart, Kamek. It worked in the end, didn't it? And now...I'm more than ready to teach that troublesome plumber a lesson!
*groan*
Hope that answers your question, blue boy!
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