Apologies, but I believe that Wario has decided not to fight. So I shall hear no more conversation about anyone fighting on MY property any longer.
...How did he get this number?
Ah, whatever. He already sees me as an ally, so that makes things easier.
Lord Hades isn't that bad, honestly. Perhaps it's hard to look at things from an unbiased viewpoint since he's the only reason why I'm still here, but honestly we've- well, mostly- only done good.
I honestly kinda find it weird that he gives us "Free Will". I've been thinking about it. Could he be brainwashing us from under our noses? Or is it the fact he gives us our own liberties while maintaining a positive feedback to impact his image which truly manipulates us into serving him? I can't really wrap my head around it.
He seems suprisingly chill, too. Like, so chill that it's kinda creepy. The "I know something you don't" kind.
I know, right? Sometimes I think about pushing his buttons just to see if it's even possible for him to get irritated! I mean, If I was as successful as him, then I guess I would feel the same way.
That is true. Hey, thanks for letting me crash here. I didn't really know where else to go, since every normal human being looks at me with fear and/or some other condescending type of emotion.
Ah, it's no problem. I enjoy the company. Everything lately has been kinda boring, so I figured, "why not?".
...There he is... That's the red rapscallion who corrupted a large number of my badniks! I had to scrap a large number of my robots, Scratch and Grounder included!
And it appears he's sided with one of those other alternate mes... Those pompous posers know NOTHING about how to be a TRUE Robotnik!
Well, I'll show them... And I'll show that disgusting Devil what happens to those...
...What happens to those who go around snooping as usual!
Actually, before I head in... May as well check in on ANOTHER ally of mine...
Excellent, Alt Wily. One of my subordinates will send you the locations of the originals as soon as I notify him... They- as well as the rest of the DK Crew and their little friends- will not know what hit them.
Now, if you excuse me... I'm going to discuss a thing or two with another ally of mine, while I relay the message to my subordinate.
..."MacLee Industries"... Can't say it's something I'm familiar with...
...What about you, Robotnik? Are you any familiar with it at all?
That meteor's right outside my windo-
Alright... There'd better be a good excuse for this!
What in the name of Mean Beans is THAT!?
Argh... And all my greatest badniks are still undergoing repairs...! I thought I would never have to do this, but... I've got no other choice.
Hello, is this CD-i Ganon? I need your help, immediately!
You have summoned the Dark Lord, Ganon... For what purpose do you request my assistance, doctor?
It's that dragon thing over there! It's trying to break into my precious Death Egg!
You DARE threaten an Ally of Darkness? You must DIE!
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