Well, now... This seems more promising of fun...
That should spread a decent amount of chaos... And while I'd love to see where this goes... I have something ELSE to take care of.
...Where is she?
...Dark Elf, my dudette mistress, it's gonna go down smooth if you calm your vibes for a-
SHUT UP!!!
You are NOT to question me. You are to FOLLOW me, and if any of you do otherwise, you are DEAD!!
Hey, you dolt! Can't you see I'm busy being a menace while looking for someone simultaneously?
I do apologize, my good sir. I just happened to be walking on this fine time of day. But before I leave you gentlemen- and gentlebots to your business, I would like to ask you a question.
...Go on.
I'm fat, I'm shrewd, I eat garlic; I burp, I fart, I make people sick. I'm rude and unmannerly as heck; And worst of all, I'm about to get wrecked. What am I?
...Hmmm...
....HEY, WAIT A SEC-
....Have a rotten day.
Alright, I'm done. You won't seeing any more of that conflict from myself.
..."Done", you say?
Oh, no, you poor fool. We're not done until I say so.
....We're done.
...Alright. This seems to be the place... Now, then...
...Rise from Hell.
There we are... Now, to prevent you from getting any ideas...
Urg... I hate doing that. But, it's just so that I don't cause any unnecessary attention from those heroes by starting an apocalypse...
Now then, Limited Air-Face... I believe I need to have a chat with you.
The name's Beta Devil. I revived you to ask you just one, simple question...
...You may or may not understand half of what I'm saying- That depends on how 4th-Wall sensitive you are- but I've been looking through the older pages of this roleplay... And I realized something. A missing piece of the puzzle.
Apparently, according to GX, Limited is meant to make robots obedient to Dr. Doppler... Except for the kind of Limited that infected you. Apparently, a 20XX Robot Master is NOT supposed to be inflected with Limited... And that someone made an off-brand version for their deeds.
...And what I want to know... is WHO. And I have ways to MAKE you talk.
...Have you ever wondered what happens when Evil Energy meets Limited? Because it doesn't end well for the robot in question.
Boh-ring.
Oh, do I have to report back already?
Not really, I just need a break from all this corporate/civilian protection stuff. Not to mention Lord Hades gave us orders to stand down for some weird reason.
Also you're the only person I know that I can hang out with.
Oh... well, come in, I guess.
So, about that incident with that fat yellow guy...
I wouldn't worry about that. He's gone now. also he's kinda in kahoots with us now, so...
Wait, WHAT? THAT FATSO?
It's no big deal, besides, I think from what was about to happen, you kinda got off easy.
.....
That power... Human or robot, it just didn't feel... natural.
Don't worry about it, dude. Since he's one of us, you won't have to worry about that kind of power anytime soon. You also did tick him off to the point of oblivion.
Heh. I sure did.
Yeeeah. That doesn't seem like your run-up-the-mill natural phenomena that takes place every so often. What do you think it is, Mech-tenant?
My guess? Magic. I'm no Disney or vampires but I think I know an unormality when I see it. What about you?
Pfft. I dunno. Probably some evil guy with their tom
ery. Considering everything that's happened, I'm more nonchalant than afraid of the concept.
Understandable.
..."Little Papa Beta's Pizza Hut Palace Imporium"? A little redundant, but just what the doctor ordered!
I demand eight of your greatest pizzas, Extra garlic, and make it snappy!
Ha! Maybe a simple loser like you has the patience to wait, but when you're the best of the best, you get things the fastest!
WAHAHA! A nobody who takes down another nobody is still a nobody! As for me...
(Hmm... What have I done? there was that one brat who made a mockery of me, but besides that, I don't have anything else to show...)
Oh yeah?
As far as I know, these babies are the strongest things in town! Forget the gun show, these are the muscle MOABs!
If you insist! But just know that I won't go down to a purple chump like you!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Wario. You are not to activate your Wario-Man form in public from now on unless you are ordered otherwise.
...Tch! Consider yourself lucky I came here for some pizza instead of trashing wanna-be tough guys!
...So I have wasted my time reviving you. Thanks for making me realize my mistake.
...There has to be someone who knows the answer... But who...?
...Hm... Perhaps to discover my enemy... I'll have to talk with their enemy...
...Puyo... (Meanie...)


Puyo puyo, puyo puyo puyo! (I'd like 10 large pizzas with everything on it, please!)



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