Not for you, fish-food! Besides, we're too far from the Earth, anyways.
Honestly, I just want to see if this causes a big boom, not an apocalypse. I could cause THAT at the snap of my fingers.
Brother!! You're alive!!
Okay, good to know, but shut up. What if whoever's taking on the H.L. Stardroids gets more infected?!
...Well, this was a waste of time. Ah, whatever...
...Oh. But before I go, to prove a point...
Taa taa!~
...*Sigh*...
(Translation: Gosh dang it not again...)
Puyo, puyo puyo... (Good, I don't have to do anything after all...)
Puyo, puyo puyo... Puyo puyo! (Well, since I'm awake now... I'm going to get me something to eat!)
Puyo, puyo puyo... Puyo! Puyo puyo! (Huh, that looks new... And delicious! I'm gonna go try it!)
Hm? What's that?
Finally, something to spend my time on.
...HER.
ALRIGHT, WISE GUY! YOU'D BETTER PREPARE FOR A WORLD OF PAIN ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!
Maybe next time you should "stick to the sidewalk"...
.....Ya schmuck.
WHY, YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE GREAT WARIO!
Wahahah! Not bad, kid! Could use a teeny bit more salt, though.
Oh, you've really done it now!
I am no one's punching bag! Try to remember that as I punt you into Texas!
Listen here, runt. You can pack a punch, you've got some speed, a ton of potential-- I'll give you that. But in the eyes of everyone else-- you're an amateur. You've still got a long way to go before you can tango with the top dogs.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Hasta la vista, sucker!
And the spoils of victory go to Wario yet again!
*Cough* *Cough* Alright, what now?
I AM NOT "GREEN", I AM NOT A NEWBIE, AND I AM *NOT* AN AMATEUR!
Lord Hades!
Well if it isn't Lieutenant Mech-KII. To what do I owe the pleasure?
A. Rock and Wario are causing an uproar in the town! At this rate, there's no telling what damage will be done!
You don't say... Let them.
W-what? Why?
Let me put it this way. The child believes truly there is no one on this planet that could rival him. And while he does have his strengths, if he hasn't experienced enough conflicts to think ahead, there is no telling what disaster could be held.
And as for Wario, this is the perfect opportunity to see what he is capable of. Though if he transforms... perhaps it is for the best we interrupt him before this power would be unleashed.
Oh. I see. Apologies, Lord Hades.
REALLY, NOW? I THOUGHT THAT DRAGON WOULD DIE OF OLD AGE AT THIS POINT...
...UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE ANY IDEAS... I KINDA MADE THAT THING IN A BLIND RAGE.
...HM, BUT PERHAPS... THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED MIGHTY. HE'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. PRETTY SMART, TOO. MAYBE HE COULD FIND A WAY TO HELP...?
...ANYWAYS, THOSE SOUND LIKE FINE DEALS. "GRANDER NOVA" SOUNDS PRETTY COOL, TOO. ALRIGHT, I'M IN.
Oh, goodie! The package is here!
Now, on that payment... I wasn't exactly told on how much the price was, so as a start...
...I believe this should be suitable? There's more where it came from if it's not.
YOU ARE ENDANGERING INNOCENT LIVES. CEASE YOUR CONFLICT OR RELOCATE IT TO AN UNPOPULATED AREA, OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE ACTION.
...Cheap trick, squirt! But it *oof*, won't *ow* Help you!
Of course. That punk is scared of my prowess. No matter! I know that bumbling brat is here somewhere, and I won't let him get away with this!
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