A reason...a reason...AH! Got it.
The fact is that it doesn't matter which side I join because my impact will have little to no effect on the war. With that said though, I couldn't even fathom joining those who wish nothing but death and destruction to those that don't deserve it. For that matter though...does anyone really deserve it? I mean...everyone can change...right?
Uh sorry...lost track of what I was saying. In any case, save for my word, is there anything I can do to prove myself?
Quit trying to butter him up man. It dosen't take an god to know you're just saying all of that to get me kicked out.
Nonsense. Besides, I can't help someone that's gone, can I?
Help? You want to HELP? After what you've done to me and to the system?
*whispers*Now's not the time. We can discus this latter alright?
...
Getting back to what I was saying though, is there anything I...no...we can do?
Let...GO!!!
We'll need to track down and stop these "Hyper Limited Stardroids" before they-
Uh...boss?
...iX?!
...I'll think about it. Until then, you can start by there being no more of you causing a scene. Is that clear?
Of course Mr Matt. Of course...
Also, please please please put me down, we're really really high. Like, a 90,000 feet high I bet.
It's less than 3 feet.
That's even worst!
Uh sir...we have a problem
Sir?
Course...out partying with every one else... Meanwhile I'm the only one who's actually paying attention...
Woo! What's the name of this song?
Darude Sandstorm!
Awesome! But what's the name of the song?
Darude Sandstorm!
Huh. Sounds better than I remember. In any case, keep the punch coming!
Admiral, please return to the brig.
No way. I'm finally having the time of my life!
Admiral! Someone new has arrived on the brig. It looks like a toad. He wants to congratulate you, but the present's too large to fit through the door!
Alright! Guys, I'll be right back!
What do you mean that it was a excuse to get me to come up here?
Sir, I needed to talk to you. It's urgent.
Nothing is more urgent than mandatory party time now that our creators are back.
But sir, that's what I'm trying to talk to you ab-
Hold up. What's that on your screen?
That's what I've been trying to te-
The portals are closing?!! But not all of our masters have returned!
And if they don't all return-
Then that means that the ones here will be sent back.
Exactly, so-
Why didn't you tell me!
...
Alright. It's fine. We'll take care of this...
How are we going to do this...
I'm currently working on an solution sir.
I knew it... I KNEW it was too good to be true...
Huh, so the deadzone cracks are fixing themselves...
Good. Now we can actually properly get rid of all the villains again.
iX, I appreciate your enthusiasm...
...but the Limited virus is volatile to the entire universe. If any Limited comes in contact with the Anti-Omni Corruption, it's over.
And even with how much you've - and forgive me if this sounds like a joke - grown since I created you, the fact remains you're Limited in Reploid form.
I've made many mistakes in my life. Even if the world were to be restored after desctuction out of something such as an omnipotent status quo, I don't think I could live or die peacefully knowing I was responsible for the end of everything.
I'm sorry, iX...or rather, GX. But I must do this without you.
I THINK I MAY KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP... IN EXCHANGE FOR A FEW THINGS.
I'll have you know I have an extremely vast treasury. That even includes the legendary Golden Meme, a source of infinite wealth! I'm more than able to afford it. And just as willing to pay any price.
Now, then... I feel like the robot's adaptor should match the motif of the Kremling Krew... So, a small Crocodile animal companion feels best. As for the weapons... Surprise me. Just make sure the adaptor is ONLY compatible with the robot model...
...Say, Klump? What was the robot's Model Number again?
Uhhhhh, SON-00A, sir.
...The robot model SON-00A.
.....SON-00A? Not a problem. A simple search in the Archive Robot Database will provide all the information we need.
Is there any other way we may be of service?
...About that. Whatever data you may find... You may find it a little "out-of-date". During the reprogramming, I have learned from the robot's coding that its name was "Defteros"... As well as it being built for the purpose of bringing peace. Naturally, I removed any trace of the robot's original name and purpose. I gave them a NEW purpose, under me... As well as a new name, fitting of the Kremling klan.
What you may find in that little database of yours to be "Defteros"... Is now Kahtos, Second-in-Command of the Kremling Krew.
Huh? But I thought I was Second-in-Command...
Yes... We'll need to have a talk about that later, Klump.
...I will be docking at Mega City Bay to pick up the new adaptor, and will be waiting there with the money. Have yourself a good day.
GX, I don't think you understand...
...you simply existing in this dimension is dangerous. You need to join Storm Eagle L and that "Matt" person.
Wh-the portals are closing?!
Wait, my brothers are WHERE?!
Gra-Gra-Grand Nova???
Sir, should I activate the defibrillator cannon?
No. I don't think it will be necessary.
Uh, Hi Grand Nova. Nah, we don't uh need any help. Nope none at all.
Uh sir. What are you doing?
*whispers*What do you think I'm doing? I'm trying not to get us killed.
An wish-granting space storage system...uh no offense Grand Nova...has just offered its help.
Yeah. The same one that summoned Faf the dragon. The same one that killed off our masters. ALL OF THEM. The same one-
The same one that called you a blueberry. I know, I know. That's not the point though.
Wait he called me a blueberry?
...That's not the point. The point is that he *whispers* likely knows that his creators are indeed within our ship*.
*whispers* Why are we whispering?
In case he doesn't know. Otherwise he'd have likely wished us into the sun or something.
Fair enough.
So...Galactic Nova-er, Grand Nova. What exactly do you require so that you can help us?
LOOK. I'M WILLING TO LET BYGONES BE BYGONES AT THIS POINT. RECENT EVENTS HAVE KINDA... LED ME TO THINK. ESPECIALLY ON HOW MUCH I TEND TO... OVERREACT.
...SO I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM... WITH THE PORTALS CLOSING, AND NOT ALL OF YOUR MASTERS RETURNING, LEADING TO THOSE WHO HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE DEAD ZONE ONCE THEY DO. FOR THAT... I'M WILLING TO LEND YOU A WISH. AND WORRY NOT... SOMEONE ELSE HAS MANAGED TO SOLVED... THAT SPECIFIC PROBLEM. REGARDING THE WISH CORE.
...HOWEVER. THERE ARE TWO THINGS I WANT IN RETURN.
FIRST. I NEED YOUR HELP TO DEVELOP A NEW SYSTEM FOR WISHMAKING. I MEAN, I DON'T WANT SOME RANDOM SPACE-DWELLING NUTJOB TO RUN UP TO ME AND MAKE WISHES LEFT AND RIGHT... OR WORSE YET, WISHING TO END THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
THE GRAND STARS WERE HELPFUL IN THIS CASE, BUT... SOME PURPLE GUY WITH TIME ABILITIES MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CAUSED THE GRAND STARS TO MERGE WITH ME, BRINGING BACK ALL THE POWER- ASIDE FROM WISHING- THAT I HAD ONCE LOST. SO, I'LL NEED SOMETHING NEW AND SIMILAR.
SECOND OFF... I'D ALSO LIKE TO REQUEST THAT, ONCE I WISH FOR THE FORMERS TO BE ALIVE AND WELL, AND ONCE WE FIXED THE PROBLEM IN REGARDS TO A WISHING SYSTEM... I'D LIKE TO BE LEFT ALONE FROM YOU GUYS AND WHATNOT. YOU KNOW, FREE TO DO WHAT I WANT WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT A COUPLE OF METS PROBABLY TRYING TO FORCE ME BACK INTO A LIFE OF CONSTANT RANDOM TESTS AND WHATNOT. OR... WHATEVER IT WAS YOU PLANNED ON DOING WITH ME.
SO... ARE WE IN AGREEMENT?
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