Lord Hades. We have caught an intruder inside of the building. For some strange reason, the barrier did not phase him.
Let him go. I wish to speak with this bottom-feeder.
"Bottom feeder?" Who are you calling bottom feeder, chump?
Care to repeat that?
WAH HA HA! I was, um, joking!
And how do you explain your intrusion onto this domain? Do explain, or you may never be seen again.
Look. I don't know where I am. One minute I was haunting the realm of an old personalized videoeerrrr I mean, scavenging for coins, and the next moment, I popped up in some strange base! N-not that there's anything wrong with it!
Is that so? Hmm...
Tell me, how found of you are of this currency?
Are you kidding? They say money can't buy you happiness, but gold coins are the gateway to my heart!
And are you willing to work for them?
But of course! A little work never heart anybody!
Then from here on out, I declare you a new agent of Quartet Enterprises...
Who do you think you are, you mute menace?!
...it's just as I feared...
Fefnir, please listen to me. I'm just as upset about my Limited virus as you are. Its continuing dangers may very well be the reason I'm alive.
But you're not responsible, and I don't want to harm the innocent. I've done so before, and it was the biggest mistake in my life.
So please, drop your weapons, and we can fix my mistakes together.
Alright, enough is enough!
Ok, you two... I don't know how you got in here, but you'd BOTH better give me one good reason why I shouldn't erase you BOTH from existance.
La...laaaaaaa...
Oh, for the love of...my voice STILL hasn't recovered?!
So, we're in agreement...
We must track down any Limited that we can.
Hmm...seems like the destination of that "Matt portal" you spoke of isn't recognized by the database.
Wait a minute...
You are speaking with Quartet Enterprises.
Do you answer every call that comes in?
Only the remotely relevant calls go to this line. Now shush.
(...Hm. Sounds almost familiar. Almost.)
*Ahem* Greetings! My name is King K. Rool! And I would like to make a request, if you will...
You see, I happen to have... Repurposed. One of those... "Robot Masters"... Who happened to have washed up on my ship. And... Well...
...How familiar, exactly, are you with Adaptor Technology?
("K. Rool....")
Wait. I think I know him! He's one of the other v-
We here at Quartet Enterprises happen to be have quite the expertise on such. If you'd like, you can purchase a custom model, tailored to your own liking. If you can afford it.
Quite Familiar if I had to say so myself... but I feel like I met you before... King K. Rool
The reason why you shouldn't erase us is because you can't. You see, Mr. Matt, everything around us is made up of ones and zeroes. Ups and downs. Living and Dead. The reason why I have yet to die and why Skull Reapers's scythes didn't instakill me or why the system can't delete me is because I found an exploit. A loophole.
An...loophole?
If you kill me, Mr. Matt, then I'll just come back. If you lock me up inside of a pocket dimension where I constantly feel the sting of death, I'll simply use my little exploit to respawn where ever I please. If I'm cursed or braindead, then my exploit will make a new body. If you completely delete my existence out of this forum or even out of reality, then the entire system will crash, potentially causing just about everything around here to disintegrate into code. I don't aim to brag Mr. Matt or act like I've got the upper hand, just to make a point. After all, its hard not to respect someone with your talents. And if you really stop to think about it Mr Matt, if I really was just bluffing then I wouldn't even take the risk.
Besides Mr. Matt, just because the portal didn't let us in doesn't mean that we're not on your side. After all, if you don't see yourself as a hero, then why would the portal? In any case, I was actually trying to make Root over here a deal.
A deal?
...Maybe I can't erase you. But I can surely punish you two for making a mess.
But, if you truly insist to be on our side, then why don't you give me a reason to trust you?
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