
...Well, then. 3 down, 2 to-
...Scratch that. 4 down. Apparently, Tachyon Man has been killed. ...By Reggae? ...Apparently Beta Man Z has headed off to Reggae's location to convince him to give Tachyon's medallion. Until then... I guess we just head for Surge Man's tower to wait for a complete regroup.
...Which, considering the amount of time it took for this to happen, might not take long at all.
Just give up. Your powers do nothing to me!
Likewise. But I'm not about to let some Galaxy Man-looking
droid take over MY Cathedral! Especially since I've just bought it a week ago!
Excellent. Now, let's get back to work!
Is something wrong, Moto?
Wh... What the
!?
Our lead construction foreman is dead!?
...This slash wound... And it seems like he became completely soulless, too...
It's complicated.
...It's very clear who could've done this. ...Moto, send a mass text to everyone in the "Absurd Roleplay" group and warn them...
Yes... that is more like it.
Though in the wake of the upmost recent events that have transpired, perhaps it is for the best that proper defenses are installed so this doesn't happen. Mech-II!
Awaiting your command.
I am about to give you a password. This password is to be be programmed and locked into the systems of every one of you Battle Mechs. No matter what happens, as soon as an outsider else tries to find it, your system will be shut down. After hearing it, you will construct a laser barrier around the fortress.
...Command received. Following orders.
Hmm. Now to make a few business calls.
MINE!
Argh... Alright, you've got my attention now...
Agh!
Volt Man! Dyna Man! Keep Distortion Man busy!
Sonic Man, what's happening??
No time to explain! I need a moment!
Do you really think I could be beaten by a... what the fork are you even supposed to be, some kind of weird duck?
You couldn't be more wrong.
YOUR PLOTLINE HAS BEEN EXPIRED. PLEASE SELECT A NEW ONE AND TRY AGAIN.
Nice try, but now that I know how hard you lot can hit, I'm not going to make it easy for you to do so!
Yes, so how about a Swift Core like myself show you how it's done!
Hm, been a while since I've last used this... I suppose it's about time we give this form a proper warm-up.
...Do you mean the royal "we", or...?
Technically, yes. But also, no.
You see, this is why Beta and Sergeant should give me some more credit. Because I'd like to see them do
like this.
You know, I think Ninja Z has the right idea... Let's pick up the pace! Fast Forward!
I'm ready! 
Whoah!!
NOW WHO DO YOU THINK Y-
Process complete. Only those installed with -REDACTED- Can enter in or out the invisible barrier.
Perfect. Now as I was saying, do you think that you have what it takes to be my right hand man, Mr. M-
If you don't mind, Lord Hades, I'd rather not be called that, as I have disowned that name.
...Fair enough, after the cataclysmic fate that was your universe, I wouldn't see why not...
And you say you can revive it?
If you serve me, potentially. It is not beyond my grasp.
Then I won't reconsider. Just give me and order...
...And I, A. Rock, will follow suit.
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