Dark Prince: Please sir. Allow me... *ahem* Typhoon! Dark prince then spawns a typhoon that sucks the flutterflies in!

Sonic Man drops a cluster of sound-activated Sonic Mines, while Volt Man readies a magnetic Peta Force Field, and Dyna Man unleashes a Gatling Shot onto the Flutter Flies!

While still conscious, Prontoman somehow fully repairs his head and proceeds to ram Tachyon Man with a Magna Stride within 10^-100 000 000 seconds, then driving him head first into the Force Beam trail left behind.

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Magna Stride: Prontoman's signature move. The user dashes into the enemy at c^8c^c, c being the speed of light, for massive damage as well as 100% crit chance and accuracy, while also leaving a Force Beam trail that dissipates after a few seconds. This move always goes first and treats type immunities and affinities as resistances.

SWORD SLICE!!! Brandish sliced some flutter flies in half with his blades!

Tachyon Man avoids the Force Beam, moving at a speed of 10^-100,000,000,000 seconds. He then splits into more particles, with every single one of them piercing straight through Prontoman's core at twice the speed he was using to escape the attack! Some of the particles even violently explode at the center of said core, only to be replaced by another particle moments later!

ooc: what type exactly is the particle attack

Crankey: Say, uh... coconut. Mind if you give that pronto man guy an upgrade when he dies, thus reviving him? Coconut *still in siri voice*: I'M WORKING ON IT. The crystal coconut then shines its light on pronto man...

@Mighty : I'd say Swift/Laser, with the explosions being Laser/Explode.

@Beta Shadow : kthx
also seconds aren't an unit of speed

@TheHighTower : The light does nothing since Prontoman is, in fact, not dead. Yet.

Prontoman is only damaged by the explosions, and while that was a lot of damage, the Swift type particles actually healed him. He then grabs Tachyon Man more firmly and begins doing Magna Stride donuts while keeping his face buried in the Force Beam exhaust. This all happens in literally no time at all, but the donut attack continues for a good minute or until Tachyon Man breaks free.

The DOSBots continue firing away at the seemingly endless barrage of Flutter Flies.

Suddenly, the main doors of the Citadel are torn apart as a large machine enters the Citadel.


Clover:Showtime!
Jade:Firing Crippler now.
A large red beam strikes a Flutter Fly, causing it to fall to the ground.

Trimarc fires a can of Flex Seal at Optic Man!

Dark Prince: Lets find out shall we? Typhoon!!! Suddenly a typhoon appears within the middle of the flutter fly swarm, sucking them all up instantly! Dark Prince: Now lets see... 150...69 (HEH!)...42...NONE.

Tachyon Man escapes from the attack and reforms, preparing for another attack!

...Then suddenly, within 10^-∞ seconds, an orange blur comes from out of nowhere and completely vaporizes both Prontoman AND Tachyon Man! The figure then looks back at his work, wearing Tachyon Man's Medallion like an Olympic medal...

...You two thought YOU were the fastest? The fastest? HA! Squawk please!

Reggae then uses his speed to generate a portal back to Dimension 1, then walks back to Beta's Pizzeria, the Wide Putin meme music playing in the background.

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Meanwhile, in the "What Actually Happened" Sub-Universe...

Reggae rushes onto the scene from the black hole itself, then proceeds to equip a Freeze Core, using various Freeze-core moves to freeze Tachyon Man completely. Yes, Tachyon Man's weakness is Freeze. Reggae then proceeds to take Tachyon Man's Medallion, throws the Freeze Core at Tachyon Man, shattering him, and fires a ton of Core Lasers at the shattered pieces, vaporizing Tachyon Man entirely. He then proceeds to equip various different cores and begins blasting Prontoman with various different types of Core Lasers until he finds Pronto's weakness. He then proceeds to annihilate Pronto with every move of that weakness' core type. He then spots a glow from the Crystal Coconut's power... And eats it. Yep. He's fast enough to eat light itself. And now, Pronto's upgrade will go to Reggae. Reggae then takes out a ribbon he had for some reason and proceeds to wear Tachyon's Medallion.

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...His name isn't Optic Man but ok.

The Flex Seal can does... Next to nothing.

...Cute. Now, since you're insistent on tracking me down here, then-
Sir! Hades Quartet is in the building!
...So? What do we do about it?
...Uh... Deploy the weapons, sir?
Yes. That is precisely it. So why are you standing here telling me this when you are supposed to be deploying the weapons RIGHT NOW!?

The Crystal Joe rushes off to deploy the weapons. A few moments later, literally every single weapon in the facility is launched at Hades Quartet!

Trimarc tries using a Zerg Rush instead!

Hades allows the weapons to make contact with him, in the end with no effect in the slightest.

Are you done? Good.

Hades immediately grabs the Crystal Joe responsible by the head.

I dread to share this side of myself often due to how... unbusinesslike it is to lose my composure. But if it is the case that I must set an example of those who test my patience....

Hades...blinks at the Crystal Joe, causing it to pop out of existence and into it's own pocket dimension where it experiences every death possible. Twice.

...then I will respond in kind.

Hades jumps in the air, crashing into every ceiling above him until he reaches the floor that Photon Man is on.

Crankey: Hey, uh... U.V guy? You wouldn't mind if I repair this green drone guy in front of ya? Crankey Kong shows u.v man the remains of drone man.

Suddenly, Fortem is sniped by a Time Shot!



Ninja Man Z looks up.

...Crazy Cannons. Equipped with Sniper Rifles. Clever and interesting, but shouldn't be too much of a problem.

The Crazy Cannons then proceed to rapidly fire shots at the entire group!

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Photon Man takes quite a bit of damage from the attack, but still stands firm. Sergeant Man Z and Alpha Fire then swarms him with a barrage of missiles and fireballs, respectively. A majority of them, however, were countered by a few Gemini Lasers from Photon Man.

Honestly, Sarge. What exactly made you think that would work?

Photon Man then launches a Core Laser at Sergeant Man Z, who blocks the attack with his shield!

And what exactly made you think that would work?
What!? How!? I thought I was supposed to be stronger than you!
Well, here's the thing... I'm not the Sergeant Man you know.
Well, then... This should make things more interesti-

Photon Man then senses Hades Quartet behind him...

...Hm. Should've expected as much. I was hoping that would at least slow you down a second or two... Guess I don't give you enough credit.
Oh, greetings, Hades. If you don't mind me asking, don't vaporize him too badly. He has something we need from him that has to be completely intact.

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Back at Beta's Pizzeria...

I'm back! Back, SQUAWK!
Just in time, Reggae; Your 1-hour break is done. ...Nice medallion you got there.



Ah, Moto, there you are. We have a bit of a situation.



Sniper Guiseppe had tried to serve a robotic arm in a pizza earlier. Needless to say, Guiseppe was fired before the pizza could be served. (Though, apparently Air is eating it like a taco...? We can deal with his helium problem when it actually becomes one, though.) However, we are now in need of a new head chef.




Alright, good. What are the details?



The Great Papyrus, huh? What are his qualifications?



...Well, if that's what he's got on his resume, then-

Suddenly, Beta Shadow gets a creeping feeling of his sins crawling down his back...

...

From the strangely unlit corner of the kitchen...



...I don't think we're going to find anything better. We should hire him immediately.

The mysterious skeleton disappears into the shadows...

Hades immediately equips his Agony Cannon, shooting it at Photon Man, exploding him.

Do not rejoice in the face of death just yet. That was but an infinitesimal portion of what you have coming to you.

Hades immediately shoots a Rewind Shot at Photon Man, rewinding him back to normal, albeit frozen.

Your attempts at diminishing my impending empire serve no purpose, as did your attempts to dominate the earth of this dimension. You will suffer in an eternity filled with the unknown, lusting for death itself forever, with none of your brothers to rescue you. Your only companion being insanity as you see your hopes of revenge crushed by the ones you sought out to exterminate. Over. And over. And over again. Unable to act. Unable to end. The only purpose you served, was as not a victor in the spoils of war, but as a distraction. A cover-up to hide someone elses' agendas. And a lackluster one at that.

Hades pulls his hand forward. Suddenly, Photon Man is shifted into a limbo plane of reality where he at the same time does and doesn't exist, doomed to do nothing but watch a recording in his mind which plays the deaths of each of the ASNs (including himself) over and over again, the other parts being unlocked when said deaths for other ASNs happen. The parts deemed necessary by Sergeant however, fall to the floor in tact. Hades then returns to normal.

Apologies for my misconduct, although I must warn everyone here that this is the fate of those who trifle where they do not belong rather than know their place. Now, if you'll excuse me...I have some renovating to take care of.

Hades opens another wormhole and walks through it, disappearing yet again.

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Agony Cannon- A amalgam of the MKII Buster and the Anomaly Cannon. It has the abilities of both.

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Rewind Shot- A shot which rewinds the user to a previous state in time. The more powerful the shot, the further back said person is rewinded.

Dark Prince: Ok... thats it! They forced me on this one! Dark Prince then unleashes a dark aura from his body! And his red eyes start to darken... Strange Dark Prince: Ok... its time to be serious... Strange Dark Prince: Possession chain attack! Showtime Pantomime Beast Show Mirror Magic Illusion The Circus!!! Satan Cross!!! The attacks hit all the crazy cannons!