Fine, I'll get the medallions first. But only because I've got nothing better to do while Dyna Man is messing with that spring thing!
What the!?
Elec'n... For how long have they been able to do that?
They, um... They c-could do that the entire time, sir.
...Elec'n.
Y... Yes, sir?
Fix it. NOW.
We, um... Nobody here knows how to do that, sir.
Then bring me someone who CAN. Until then, someone ELSE who apparently failed to get the message wants my attention.
Alright, pal... How much of my time do YOU want to waste?
...Look. I don't know what you're talking about. I came up with this tower's design all on my own during my time in the VOID. Any resemblance to anything of yours is highly unintentional.
Now. I could spend the time completely redesigning the tower- Or, more specifically, have my mechas do it for me- if that makes you feel better. But do know that, even if you could warp in here like the DOS model, you'll be promptly escorted OUT.
And I noticed that attack on my barrier. So I'm going to state this now, for you to spread to all the other idiots who want to barge in here: They CAN'T. The barrier has been crafted with the most powerful mix of Void technology and magic. It is completely INDESTRUCTIBLE. So don't even bother trying to come in here without my brothers' Medallions.
Now unless you have something ELSE to add, leave me to my work... Which now apparently includes a complete renovative overhaul of the tower, thanks to you.
Hey! Drone guy! I've got a Banana Coin in my hands and at least a cubic petavolt worth of power in my body, and I'm not afraid to use either!
Oh! Well, hello there! Are you perhaps here to ask for a delivery from Amastar? Or, are you a locale who wishes to bring something to the new king? ...Er, if that isn't too much to ask... Sorry, I'm... I'm not used to the whole "take over the world" thing...
...Where the
are my arms.
Oh, it's no problem at all! Actually, I have something very special to give you!
...So THAT'S how you want it to go down. Sorry, sir... But I won't go down that easily.
...Did you really think that would just work? I mean, seriously.
You're lucky that I can replace the arms. I-
...
Alright... Who was the wise guy who took all my spare left arms!?
...Employee.
Yes-a?
...What is this?
I-a found it in-a the allyway. It-a was a box-a full of-a spare left arms-a. I wasn't-a sure what they-a were-a for. They-a certainly weren't-a for our-a robotic entertainer... They-a don't even have-a arms.
So you put it in our PIZZA!?
I-a thought it-a would be-a funny.
What it is is a choking hazard.
Hey! I'm-a Sniper Guiseppe! I can-a make-a ANYTHING a pizza-pie-a!
Nobody is going to eat this, Guiseppe.
Hey, it's-a like-a Papa Pia Joe always-a told me: "Don't-a knock it till-a you try it!"
...Guiseppe.
Yes-a?
You're fired.
Didn't think it'd be easy!
Then take THIS!
I know what you're going to be.
...My next ice sculpture.
I think your kingdom needs some renovation!
Wait...where's Volt?!
Someone did a bad thing and is GOING TO DIE TONIGHT.
...What... The actual...
.
...Congrats. I was mildly irritated before. Now you've REALLY got me mad.
Alright, buster... What's YOUR business?

You... You DARE bring that low form of comedy to my presence!?
The attempt was still there.
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