...You know what? I'm not dealing with this today.
Well, that could have gone better... Today is just not my day.
...Hey, you. You wouldn't happen to know the way out of here, would you?
Damn...this is enough. Time to regroup...
Did...did I miss anything important while I was out?
Hmm. It seems Somatic's actions have been misinterpreted as a result of his most recent following of events. Let me be very clear.
I want him alive.
...Wh--
I want that cumbersome, menacing, cheeky, miserable little oaf alive. I have no doubt that he has survived. Should it have killed him, more power to me-- but what I want more than that is to have that obnoxious Somari spending the rest of his miserable life-- which won't last for long-- to know that he failed everyone. That he failed the Earth, that he failed it's citizens, that he failed his friends-- and that he failed himself.
And in those final, bitter moments... he will succumb to the will of my everlasting order. the Fastest Thing Alive will be no more. And the day the so-called "bootleg doctor" drove the planet into a terror unparalleled will be remembered for the rest of life to come.
And besides, it's not as if his living will hold any weight to the equation anyway! Like it or not, they'll all face my wrath!
Ah, and I forgot to introduce you to my newest ally! You've seen me work with him, but I feel it would be better if you became acquainted with him personally.
Yeah, hold on, lemme send you the coords. There's a fork in the road at the Ultra Wormhole, by the way.
Why hello tere, Satanael.
Imma let you finish, but I've got a little something to say.
Your plan, in the end, just ain't gonna work out. Oh yeah, better get this outta the way real quick, this little mental hologram is just that, so don't waste your effort trying to blow it up.
By the way, you know that little something I created to stop you from corrupting me? I've been busy sprinkling more of it througout the multiverse, and it's starting to grow unchecked while you're wasting time blowing up universes.
As for its host? Yeah, right, I'm spilling nothing on my conduit's identity. Though, you probably figured it out already somehow. Even if you did, though, there's no real way to get at them without risking putting youself in checkmate. If you try to go after my trump card, you'll risk the other patches spreading further and furter, creating even MORE hosts for you to have to deal with.
Thanks for listening, just wanted to get a rise out of you. Sayonara, asshole!











You may or may not know who I am, but regardless...
...I believe my business here will be most beneficial.
Hah, hah. Very funny.
Just you wait and see, however. By the time this piece of gadgetry is complete, time loops will become trivialized!
As it turns out, Dr. Cortex here was very eager to share the Power Crystals necessary to merge our latest project. Speaking of which, have you two noticed it?
Noticed what?
...Hmm. It must not have reached you yet.
That fancy Chaos Emerald? More with the same color may or may not have begun to show themselves towards randomized locations. Like across a noisy sidewalk, or a peaceful, quiet, plain. The point is, now, a whole lot more than seven are now located on this hunk of dirt, liquid, and oxygen. And it'll only be a matter of time when even the most incapable of rats are wielding them.
I've won. Somari has been defeated, his little friends checkmated, and an Earth headed straight for the catacombs of true peril in imbalance.
Thanks. I... Don't know what an Ultra Wormhole is, but I'm sure I'll be able to figure that out once I see it.
...Huh. Don't recall this being here... Ah, whatever. I'm sure there's no harm in taking it.
...
...Hah. How adorable. You actually think that your Anti-Anti-Omni stuff will still work.
Well, newsflash, RotomSlashBlast- assuming that it is you, though frankly I don't care- I grew FAR more powerful than even THAT. Your notions of trying to "counter" me will result to NOTHING. (Also, I don't know a "Satanael". Don't try to implement lore upon someone else without the consent of their creator.)
...Also, another hint that it could be you, RSB? Again, if my assumptions are correct.
...Only someone with an ego as big as YOURS would represent themselves as a glowing figure than someone with an actual face to show.
Now, then...
...It appears that you all have lost the will to even speak. In that case, I suppose I'll just go ahead and end this right here and no-
I know you.
...Oh? Have you now? ...Hm, perhaps it was on the news somewhere. I did just merge the Earth of Dimension 2 with-
I had witnessed the death of Drs. Light and Wily, before my very eyes, before passing out onto the cold, hard floor. The assailant... They were laughing. But it wasn't in their voice, but rather another's... as though the killer was simply nothing more than a puppet, acting out the deeds of someone- or something- far more sinister than I could have ever imagined.
Is that right? How fascinating.
...It was YOUR voice. You were the one who killed them, in cold blood. You were the one to kill my father.
...And I swear to you, I will not stand by and let you harm anyone else.
...Is that so? Then, by all means...
Give it your best shot... And try not to waist a single shot.
You can follow along if you want, but keep in mind:
The fight has ended a long time ago. You all are free to do whatever it is you'd like. You don't need to follow me anymore.
Hey skull man, what's up?
Oh, nothing, just thinking about meeting the stardroids, that's all.
Miss us, skull man?
Just who the hell are you?
I am Mega Man DS!
Look, MMDS, why don't you just turn around and go back where you came from?
I heard you talk about the stardroids, so, tell me, is there any behind you at all?
W-What are you talking about? i don't know any stardroids!
Well, looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. Ready Proto Man DS and Bass DS?
Ready to fire at dark skull man!
Mothman, There's no need to feel down, I said, Mothman! Lift that man off the ground, I said, Mothman! 'cause you're in a new town, and there's kids, to, be ab-ducted!
Mothman! There's a place you can go, I said, Mothman, when you make your eyes glow, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find, many ways, to, scare, the, townsfolk!
Alright, the Coconut's under NEW management now. Hey Shired, are the systems ready to integrate the Omni-Meme?
All clear, boss. It's been ready ever since you grabbed your Transdimensional Headset.
Alright then, let's do this.
Puragu-IN! Curisituru Coconutto-surashu-Omuni-Meemeu! TURANSUMISSAN!
...I probably botched that Engrish, didn't I?
Yep, definitely. Regardless, I've made it so that it's impossible for Cranky or anyone else besides us to remove the Crystal Coconut from these systems. In addition, even if this catches the attention of Pi Android, Upsilon Narrator, Libra, or any other plot regulators, that inviolable field of yours makes it so that the strength of their superpowers is quartered in this dimension regardless of literally anything else.
Great! Even IF Pi and Upsilon were for some reason opposed to us using the Omni-meme for this purpose, it's not like the original owner was going to do much with it anyway.
We'll see whose actions will result in NOTHING now that I have THIS on the table! Sorry, Cranky, but you've outlived your uselessness. I'M taking care of the Coconut from now on, AND I'm actually gonna put its power to some semblance of use.
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