(Army:) *about a trillion Almighty Stick Bugs going "GET STICK BUGGED LOL" over and over to the point where you can barely even hear what they're saying* LOL
It's over, Somatic. You've-a-lost this fight.
D-damn you, you arrgont, insolent, charlatan! I am the one true adventurer! I should be the one with all the glory!
You don't-a-know what it means to be me. You're-a-just a wired machine-- You-a-never worked to earn this speed, you-a-don't fight to protect-- and aside from that-a-Koopenstein - You have no real-a-bond or trust with anyone.
Back in our-a-world, I thought you had-a-the potential to leave your-a-past behind-- to become an ally. A friend. Even after-a-impaling me, when we were-a-going to-a-band together against Regulus. I saw-a-the potential to change.
I see now I was-a-wrong to expect anything out of-a-you other than malicious intent.
...
...You're right. Ever since my creation all I have ever known is the will to eradicate. To replace you and become number one. But now, I've lost. First to you, then those pathetic so-called "good guys"... then humiliated by that yellow-capped oaf, twice, and finally... back to my old nemesis.
This is the end of the lime for me. Get it over with and quit wasting the both of our time. You are the one true Adventurer.
...
It doesn't have to be like-a-this, Sometal. You can-a-fight for good. Carve-a-your own identity. Koopenstein is just-a-going to use you for his own agendas... and-a-you know that better than any of us.
I'll-a-give you your own time to suggest what you want to do.
Chaos...
Huh?--
BLAST!
Thanks for delivering me the Chaos Star, Somari. Not only are you now unable to activate your Super form, rendering you fully vulnerable to terminal velocity... But you have given us the final secret ingredient needed to create the ultimate object of power!
Hmmmm, dark skull man, have you heard about the stardroids?
Nope! but i guess you can tell me.
Wait a minute, i remember those guys! one of these guys kidnapped me in one of the capsules!
WHAT?! that's gotta be a joke, right?
Are you talking about the stardroids or those robot masters from mega man rock force? Surely those guys from mega man rock force haven't even heard of the stardroids yet.
what about the genesis units?
i'm not sure, but what about the mega man killers?
I thought that justice man was defeated last time by mega man, or was it you, nitro man?






Actually, it was us and mega man who defeated justice man!
Oh....
...And just what are you lot yapping about this time?
Oh, we're just talking about the stardroids and the mega man rock force robot masters, nothing too good about it, i mean sure, the stardroids can use ME as the ultimate weapon like they used sunstar, but where's the fun in that?
Obviously, why would the stardroids want you? it's not like you can do anything special for them.
I can absorb projectiles, and shoot out projectiles of my own.
Then yeah, you're most likely to be taken by them.
Ah, cool. You can tell him all about it during your stay in Brazil!
YOU JUST GOT PWNED, F T W !
You sure he won't just escape like the last guy you used that on?
I've been refining my art; that title screen can erase pretty much ANYONE'S existance, if not leave them severly crippled.
And I ain't talking about "sent to The Void" erased. I'm talking about ERASED erased.
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