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Are you finally beginning to notice now? We tried it the easy way. Stupid stuff like friends and teamwork got us nowhere. We got our way with Ronald McDonald, but what else? This world'll just keep kicking us down for our best efforts. The only way we'll become the person we're destined to be... Is if we use our power to destroy.
Ah... all in a day's work. The Wario-bots have been repaired, my riches have been not only restored, but bolstered (Eat it, Scrooge) and things have never looked better. Say... I wonder when's the last time I visited Diamond City.
WAHAHAHAH! And you'll never find him, losers!
(Though in the meantime... he'll have to do as an alternative to Wario-Man for now.)
Hang in there, you guys! We're approaching our destination!
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