AHAHAHHA! MAN I HAVE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS
I should probably help that Skeleton guy...I may be working with some evil folks but that doesn't make me a fuckwit...
Gr...
Bye bye...
WATER BURST!
... (Ugh... where is he?)
No more games. You're going to tell us everything we want to know about Koopenstein. Starting with what this little 'plan' of his really is.
Hnnnnggghh... (You really wanna know? Fine. Here's you first hint right now.)
Shadwari!
Uh oh!
Well, if it isn't the return of Somari and his repugnant posse.
(I'd recognize that metallic voice from anywhere... Somatic.)
Yes, it is I. The one who will end you, and claim my birthright as the truest adventurer of all. But I presume it would be a most unkind gesture to not introduce my guests?




...
(This doesn't look good.)
Somari, what should we-a-do?
...
I dunno WHAT you plan on doing, but it isn't going to work!
That... wasn't even that much of a damaging move, but I'll take it.
...Alright, let's-a g-
...SO THAT'S WHY THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED. ...SO, WHERE'S ORIGINAL ME?
He, Missingno., and Techno are all doing their training in the Void. I'd join them, if it weren't for the fact that I'd prefer to stay sane.
I DUNNO, I'D THINK THAT TRAINING IN THE VOID COULD HELP STRENGTHEN THE MIND. BUT, THEN AGAIN, I GUESS IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
...SO, WHEN DO YOU PLAN ON SWITCHING OVER TO MY MODEL OF DROIDS?
...
...Your model of droids are strictly for Emergencies ONLY. Quite frankly, it's a surprise that YOU haven't tried to kill us all yet.
...SO, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE OTHER COPIES OF ME?
They have been digitized for until they are needed again. Honestly, I'm not sure how you're still out and about, but I guess it's not my problem.
...RIGHT...
...SO, HOW'S THE WHOLE "WATCHING KILROY" THING GOING, ANYWAYS?
...
...AGAIN WITH THIS? JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME WHENEVER I SPEAK TO YOU, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLEX.
...KILROY HAS BEEN DEEMED AS NOT A THREAT, AND WILL BE IGNORED FOR THE TIME BEING. ALL DROIDS THAT HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIM AND THE UKR HAVE EITHER BEEN TELEPORTED HERE FOR ORCHESTRA'S TRAINING, OR HAVE BEEN DIGITIZED UNTIL NEEDED.
'S THAT A FACT NOW? HMPH... I KNEW THAT THE MISSION WOULD WIND UP BEING A WASTE OF TIME. QUITE FRANKLY, YOU ALL SHOULD'VE JUST LEFT SOONER TO DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME.
WE ARE NOT PROGRAMMED TO-
I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD COUNT ON ONE HAND WHAT YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO DO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME CONSTANTLY THAT YOU ARE NOT PROGRAMMED TO FEEL, OR HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF SERVING THE COMMANDS OF MY ORIGINAL COUNTERPART AND HIS FRIENDS.
...
...ACKNOWLEDGED.
We can't thank you enough.
Metal Sonic?! What are you here for?
Calm down, Tinker Knight. I'm quite sure the Brash Crew is busy with more...intense preparations, so I figured you would be a close second.
As for the reason...
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