Hmm. Just not as exciting as before.
Woah! Is something the matter, squirt?
First of all, I'm older than you. Second, now's not the time for games. You have to come with me.
Wait a minute, we can't be going in here, unless-
!!!
He's back?
Yep.
I'll assemble the men. This'll be his most humiliating defeat yet. He will never be able to live this down.
Is he in?
Yeah, but the darnd'est thing is happening. The GPS says he's inside, but the cameras don't detect him. We know he's here though because you can clearly see everyone else being destroyed.
Eh. He's always been pretty fast. Probably just using that virus watchamacallit to amplify his speed. Defteros!
Sorry! I've been trying to figure out what this strange noise is doing in my head!
That's nice. Do me a favor and step into this booth for a second.
I feel bubbly!
This should be enough to dwarf any considerable difference he's made in power. Now follow me while we wait for him. UV, you check the cameras.
Gotcha.
Avy?
Wattup, D?
Run.
Why-
....
Please. Do not waste either of our times running....
....Your fate was sealed the moment I decided upon it.




Attention, people of the Earth!
My name is Surge Man. For long, we have lived in the shadows of our brothers, Beta Man and Sergeant Man. No longer. Today, me and my 5 brothers plan on ruling this world as kings.
...And this tower will be my Castle. Meaning that everything within sight of my tower is my new kingdom.
...My brothers have already taken some land of their own to be their kingdom. And for the rest of the world... The places untouched by us will be considered as neutral land under our collective rule.
...Those who dare to go against our rule will have themselves be imprisoned, and their homes destroyed. So for the sake of you, your homes, and your friends, you will do as we say.
...However. We are willing to share our lands to those who understand the things we've been through... Anyone who is oppressed and underappreciated... Those who have been taken from, and wanting to take back from the world... You are free to join us. ...But. If you have ANY sense of popularity to your name... Be it famous or infamous...
...You are not welcome in our world. You "popular" lot are far too selfish to exist in our land of rule. Anyone considered to be popular is now to be considered as outcasts.
...Oh. And let it be known that anyone who plans to assault me personally? ...I'm afraid that'll be quite impossible. I have placed a barrier that can only be lifted through the use of the 5 other artifacts my brothers carry... The artifacts known as the Eternal Medallions. ...And good luck getting all of those without a fight.
So, to all of those so-called "heroes" out there... Go on ahead. Try us. We DARE you.
...It honestly sickens me, that these guys refer to themselves as ASNs, and yet they cause all this chaos...
They're certainly different from the ones of our universe, that's for sure.
...Should we-
No. Even if our other selves could stop them, they're far too weak... One step into this universe and they would surely die.
Either way, it's an unnecessary move. I've already scouted out the other 5 locations. We just need to hand the directions over to everyone who's willing to help us.
I-- but-- Defteros-- you--
I do apologize. I must adjust to this... newfound power of mine.
In the meantime...
What say we pick up where we left off?
(Damn it. How on earth did he get so powerful? Even after the precaution we took, he took Defteros out as if it was child's play.)
(My- arm's fading... or did it exist in the first place? What the hell's going on?)
Come now. If that is all you can muster than perhaps I should kill you right here, and go play Hide-And-Seek with your brothers.
YOU SICK BASTARD!
Question. After I slaughter your family, what should I do next? I'm a little on the fence with the destruction of all things known to man and robot, and world domination seems a bit shallow. Ruling the world out of some sanctimonious cause? Unappealing.
I do not think I would find being solace as being some sort of mercenary, either. Carrying out orders for entitled know-it-alls who are too weak to carry out their tasks themselves? How laughable.
But there is no need for me to make such crucial decisions with so much haste. Wouldn't you agree...friend?
G....go to hell.
Aviation Man...
You can meet me there.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
Hello, do you have a moment to talk about the futility of your actions?
.....
Hmm. Perhaps he was right to vanish. why stop playing the game when we are having so much fun? After all, he left me such a fine establishment to take care of...
Wait, what's this? Looks like some sort of...fantasy seal...
...wait a minute.
Yes. Yes I am.
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