The Segawha?
The Sega Saturn. It was a console which put Sega in a downward spiral of bankruptcy due to it's infamous mediocrity.
Ya gotta be kidding me, right? Why would I play a stupid video game console like that? Of course not.
...Ah. I see.
Excuse me, can we make this a last man standing match? So no one will be disqualified via-ring out?
...Well, as long as Oliver accepts--
I don't care.
...Then it's settled! Oliver vs. Segata Sanshiro is about to go underway!
At a moment's glance, you seemed like a well-sorted individual. A well-rounded gamer. But I see now...
...That you are more than anyone in need of discipline!
Is this...my destiny? To be forgotten? Left to the dust? I was once an ally to the greatest teams of heroes ever born...why like this???
Hum...
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT OMEGA LORDY
Wily of course.
(Who else would it be? Light?)
(Wait. What if Light's reprogrammed him again!)
Say uh Quick Man buddy. You know the coordinates to our base? We could try teleporting out of here.
...
You have got to be kidding me.
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