Hello, ***. This is your creator, Dr. Wily. If you are activated, then that means that my life has expired. How long ago remains a mystery but one thing's for certain; you have a mission: destroy Dr. Light and his creations. Do whatever it takes. You've done it once before, you can do it again. And this time make it permanent.
Rockman CX Engaged.
...Still not enough. Again.
... (I'll admit. Despite not having hitting him once, I do feel like this training is working, at least somewhat. I actually feel slightly stronger, as well as-
-a little bit faster. If he can just be a little bit faster, he might just be able to hit me in this form. ...I don't like the idea of actually telling him about the 4th wall or anything, but... whatever prepares him for Beta Devil.)
...Come on! Give it everything you've got!
...If I was Beta Devil, you would probably be dead a hundred times over. You need to do far better than that.
...Hmph.
...I'm sorry, but nobody's going to listen to me anymore. My reputation is completely irrepairable.
Apologies, but I'd only serve to drag you down.
Well, I guess we're pleased to meet you as well.
*huff* *huff* Sorry...dropped my baton...I'm not late, am I?
Level 1
I think I speak for everyone in the Brash Crew - everyone who's ready to make rational decisions, anyway - when I say that we're unsure how to view your army at the moment.
Grey Matter was a high priority because its origins were familiar to Bandanna Waddle Dee, King Dedede, and I, and its practices over your army were familiar to R.O.B.
But as its own entity, we'd like to avoid close affiliation with the UKR, be it positive or negative. Even if Beta Diablo wasn't preparing to strike, such a connection feels like it'd be inappropriate; we have motives of our own, and we'd like to avoid disagreements with you regarding what little public image we have.
You know, this is a waste of time for both of us.
Oh, I wouldn't say that!
Nothing's done us any good, and it never will; better that one of us strikes the other down, gets the goods, and uses 'em to take on Beta Diablo!
If you still think you can face Beta Diablo like that, you deserve what's coming.
...This power... I don't exactly know what it is, but I like it!
Say, there was only one ring before! What's with both of these things on my wrists?
And if I wanted to fly, would I be able to do so?
...
You know, some form of response would be REALLY appreciated.
Huh? Hoo's dat?
Alright, good. You should be able to hear me properly now.
Um... Hoo awe yoo, exactwy?
That, Mah Boi, will be answered in due time. ...Due time being right after this mini-exposition dump, anyhow.
You see, there's an insanely powerful and insanely evil person named Beta Devil, and he's plotting something just as evil. I don't know WHAT it is, but it probably threatens the entire multiverse.
Now, that may sound somewhat easy to deal with on paper, but he's also empowered by an unholy artifact called the Anti-Omni Meme, the absolute cringiest meme in all of existence. So cringey, in fact, that merely looking at it can turn you evil.
What's even worse is that Beta Devil can somewhat weaponize this, using a power he dubs Anti-Omni Corruption, to turn people into evil, mind-controlled flunkies of his. The worst part is that those infected with the Anti-Omni corruption can spread it even FURTHER, demonizing more and more people, until Beta Devil has an army of buddies willing to lay down their souls for his evil gains. It doesn't seem to matter how strong you are, either; in an alternate timeline, it was able to infect two particularly strong people, one of which wields the Theta Sigil.
Another ability the Anti-Omni Meme possesses is that it's immune to most meme-based attacks, other than the power of the Omni-Meme. However, the Omni-Meme's current holder is taking a two-arc long nap, and I highly doubt he's going to just LET us have it. This, Mah Boi, is where YOU come in.
Um... How do I fidd into all your pwans, exactwy?
See, about a few months ago, I created a second way to try and counter the Anti-Omni Corruption, called the Anti-Anti-Omni Hallow. I initially created it to defend against the Anti-Omni Corruption myself when Beta Devil tried it on me, and it's mostly worked like a charm so far. Mah Boi, you ran into some really pretty terrain a few days back, right? That ground was being altered by Anti-Anti-Omni Hallow, which, similar to the Anti-Omni Corruption, can spread to other areas, which is something that would allow me to find a suitable host for the Anti-Anti Omni Hallow.
Dat sounds WEALLY overcompwicated. Can we jusd skip to da pawt wewe you expwain wat I haf to do wif dis?
Ack, no time for that, I can't talk wwith you much longer! You need to seek out the Master of War! His name's-
WAH! Hey, wewe awe you!? Whad's da masta of dat masta of war guy!?
Master of what now?
...Huh? The voys is... gone?
Sounds like quite a crazy dream, Mah Boi. Maybe you can tell me about it after I'm done here. For now, I'm just gonna put you in the ball so you don't get hurt.
Alright, time to go rustle Koopenstien's jimmies!
...Alright, so Phi's with us now. What next?
...The way I see it, we need to figure out some method of obtaining more evil versions of Beta Shadow. As things currently stand, his team- not even counting his other friends, like Beta Man's pathetic little coup- still have three times the number of people in our group.
As interesting as that sounds, where do we even begin to look?
...Hm...
...What do you think, Phi?
D-duh, boss!? Somethin's wrong!!
Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you before you can get it right, you bird brain? You knock before you enter!
...Well, you're a bird too...
Now then, just what exactly is the problem here, anyway?
There's a purple... thing... headed right for the blimp!
And this 'thing' is important, how?
Just take a look, boss!
...
...What the?
(That guy looks awfully familiar...)
...We'll leave this thing on autopilot! For now, grab Wave and tell her to get her Extreme Gear! It seems like we have a visitor that needs welcoming.
Aye aye, boss!
I can't believe how out of shape I am...and if I even can catch up with the others...there are tons of threats to this verse...ugh...
I would say Doc Robot is a problem, and whoever else is still alive, but...as much as a problem he could be...everything should be fine in the end if something happens with him...unless...
H E is still alive...
Remember boys...we almost lost last time, and with Doc and Dark being unpredictable, him being...him... and Duo dead, and Jevil...he's just...useless...its up to us... we need to get stronger...we need to be more than a unit...we need to become the strongest team of robots alive...we need to put aside our quarrels...we need to become one...not literally...of course but...
WASSUP FUCKERS? You may be wondering my purpose this time, and although I should probably be canonically dead, I'm not! There is no real reason for me to contribute to the L lore, so I'll just be on the sidelines deciding how broken this pitiful universe! ...wait you say that's Libra's job? Well I would mind if I knew who the HELL that is...adieu
...If the Dos Bots indeed have a bounty on their head... I might as well kill a couple for Doc...get a bit stronger...I'll kill the weaklings and leave the big boys to him...
Water Man huh? Hmph...sounds easy enough...
Such mindless freaks who use weapons like this were destined to be killed anyways...betraying the cause...
wait isn't betrayal part of my plotline...
Why dwell on these thoughts when your name has Shadow in it? When you destroyed the future? Why do you think you are the hero of light? Because you were modeled after one? You were made to destroy him, and the so called better version isn't the warrior of light even though he basically is? You are the leader of the last 3 of us, and I would never let harm befell you, but you cannot dwell on the words of a moron like Beta...you lost the fight against K Rool and got that speech because you fought on the wrong side to be able to use your power...you are the destruction of this very world...
Rockman...
Laughs in stuck in Orb City due to talking with Prototype.(I'm asuming that he was in Orb City during their conversation.
That mirror looks like the one from before. If I can find some way of getting up there, I might be able to get back on that ship.
Something's wrong. Something's very wrong.
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