Y'know, it's your fault you're like this!
I don't know what you're talking about. And neither do you.
Don't play dumb, Robo-hog!
I saw what you tried, and I think it's my turn to blast a chump!
...Hm, I see. I think I know exactly what kind of magic I should give you, just to make things interesting.
...I sense within you an affinity towards Wind.* I think I know exactly the kind of magic to grant you.
A penguin? And a king, at that? You guys are quite the fascinating bunch! I think I'll give you some Ice Magic.
I am here, what's going on?
All... right, then. Moving on.
Hey, uh, Cranky?
First off, I'm still not planning to take over as god when you cease to be, which is proably never anyway.
I'm, uh-- I'm here because it just dawned on me how squishy I am without Starforce, so, uh... if that offer's still good and you're not too sleepy*, mind training me so I get less squishy?
...And I can't ever let that happen again. I've been pushed around for far too long to not do something about it.
...It's not a thought I relish, but I'll have to leave for a while. I know you guys'll have things under control. Junior, you're the leader.
Just what's more important to you, anyway? Getting stronger or staying with your team-- your friends?
If I don't get stronger, I won't have any friends to protect. I believe that has been made abundantly clear.
Alright, enough laying low. We've gotta get back to the blimp.
Already? Gee, what's wrong, boss?
I have a bad feeling something's coming. And we're not about to stay here and find out what.
Hmm. About time.
Alright, enough screwing around. It's time to end this!
Couldn't agree more.
FALCON...
AAAAAAA---
PUNCH!
Aw, nertz.
YES!
C'mon!
Hmph...
...Show me your moves!
...Well, that was a rather impolite gesture, Foreman Spike. you could have at least knocked before entering.
Are y'crazy!? I'm just lucky to've made it out of that there area alive!
Are you referring to your loss against the Mario Brothers?*
It just ain't right! How was I s'posed to know that danged ape** would want a piece of me too!?
That is simply catharsis for your carelessness. Now, if you'll excuse me, myself and a fellow man of science are quite busy at work discussing our next line of action.
Tch! What could be so important that you'd need'ta concentrate so much on!?
Is that really what you think?
I wouldn't take such so likely if I were you. Power Stars, Energy Elements, Chaos Emeralds, and Power Crystals-- The Mayhem Microlites*** were a treasure to bestow in their own right, but if we can imbue all of these artifacts into one-- It will unleash a power unrivaled by even the mightiest of all things!
Koopenstein... To wreak havoc upon this planet and conquer those dastadly heroes along side of you is a pleasure.
I concur... Doctor.
How does he even know where they are!?
Ugh, it's so boring! How long have we stayed in here?
Give or take, a few months! I've even been giving out free psychology appointments!
So that was why all those random voices kept popping in. Man... I wish I could have fun, but not at the expense of other people. But there's just nothing to do...
Have you ever thought of acquiring a hobby?
A hobby?
You won't know until you try!
...
...Ah, to heck with it. I don't have anything to gain from lying around here.
....*LE GASP*
What? Is something wrong?
YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!
Alright, somebody get me a mirror.
...What? What is this? What... happened to me?
No... No... Happiness is for the weak. I refuse to-- Hnnnghh--
I can't even get angry anymore? This can't be real. This has to be a bad dream.
It's not a dream, silly! This is real!
...
...Yeah. I guess it is.
Activate the Force Fields. When that has finished, send the dolls to humble this visitor for good, before another relocation. If all else fails... retrieve Seth.
It seems like I was wrong. Maybe I can find a way to have fun on this dirtball without going crazy after all.
*insert japanese dialogue here* (Hmph... It seems a true warrior has revealed himself at last. Though I sense that he is holding very much of his true power back.)
(Oliver, hmm? I have never heard of this individual before. How interesting.... It would look as though I have to confront him at a later date.)
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