All anyone needs to know about you is that you're FAR behind the times, and seriously outclassed. And that you REALLY like keeping your name a secret for some reason.
Alright, let's see... We'll start with the one with the red-and-purple clothes.
...Hm, I sense that you are quite the mechanic... Perhaps you could benefit from Thunder Magic both in and out of battle.
...Say, green dino. You kinda remind me of an old friend I know!* Perhaps you can make do with the same kind of magic I gave to him...
...You seem like the kind of person who would prefer physical fighting for the most part... Perhaps some Fire Magic to enhance these physical attacks may interest you.
Alright, let's begin! Ipso facto, meeny mo... MAGICO!
Right! So, who's up next?
...
...Are you alri-
As a matter of fact, no. Thanks for asking.
...I have waited for so long to finally get my chance to be the villain I was ALWAYS meant to be... But even now that Grey Matter's gone, the way things are shaping up, the next arc is going to be...
...No. NO! I REFUSE to play second fiddle to a miserable failure who failed to accept that he had already lost a long time ago, when Beta Shadow destroyed him**-
...No. The day he lost was when Beta Shadow turned the Anti-Omni Meme into the Omega Meme.*** The only reason he ever came back from that was when the events of the Absurd Roleplay were erased from the history of Beta Shadow's characters... Every other escapade he ever had is due to being far too stubborn to accept the fact that he lost. His story ended a LONG time ago... While MINE has hardly even begun. And if he thinks I'll just sit back and let him steal MY Story Arc?
...Well. We'll soon see about THAT.
Hold on, I got a good trick!
...Sorry, who were you, again?
Wait, weren't you that one guy who got Hydro Pumped so hard he exploded?
WE WERE LIED T0. THE END IS N0T IN SIGHT. STAGNATION IS ALL THAT AWAITS. {wilneratisnfoidm}
I WILL PUT Y0U 0UT OF Y0UR MISERY. {weif9sdaontu}
There's nothing left here.
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