...WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
...
...WELL? YOU GOING TO ANSWER?
...APOLOGIES. I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT WE AREN'T PROGRAMMED TO-
WE WEREN'T PROGRAMMED FOR ANYTHING BUT SERVICE. NOW, ANSWER THE QUESTION.
...
...WE ARE HERE TO SEE WHAT KILROY'S NEXT MOVE WILL BE WITHOUT GREY MATTER.
AH, I SEE. THEN WE KILL HIM, CORRECT?
INCORRECT. WE THEN PASS THE HONORS ON TO MIGHTY.
...WHAT. SO, WAIT, IF WE'RE ONLY HERE TO SPY ON KILROY AND TELL SOMEONE ELSE TO GET RID OF HIM?
ONLY IF KILROY INTENDS TO BE A FUTURE PROBLE-
SO IF THAT'S THE ONLY REASON JAZZ SENT US HERE... WHY AM I HERE? ...OR SOME OF THE OTHER MARK-X UNITS, FOR THAT MATTER?
...
YOU ARE UNSTABLE. IN FACT, ALL MECH-X UNITS WERE MEANT TO BE DISSIPATED AFTER THE BATTLE ON POPSTAR... HOWEVER, OTHER FACTORS HAVE DISTRACTED JAZZ FROM THIS.
AND SINCE NONE OF YOU HAVE SOMEHOW YET TO HAVE MALFUNCTIONED AND GONE BERSERK, JAZZ FIGURED IT MAY DO UNITS LIKE YOU FAVORS TO DO MISSIONS THAT DO NOT INVOLVE COMBAT.
...
...But, it's like... Why the *hic* hell would anyone want an imbalanced roster, anyways? That's just *hic*... not fun! And besides, having a *hic* a really bad, bad guy is good for showmanship, anyways! It just makes it *hic* more hype when they inevitably get the justice they deserve! I mean, have these people never heard of a heel before!?
I'm sure someone who would eventually face him would be *hic* ...able to lay the beatdown on that sunova
. But nooooo! They just *hic* had to get the tournament- And ME- CANCELLED! Well, I hope they're happy; Literally HUNDREDS of people lost their jobs, and due to association may never be able to work again, because apparently people don't like the way I run things.
...And you know what *hic* worst part is? They're actually RIGHT. And because they're right, that *hic* puts ME in the wrong. ME! The face of 20XX television! And now *hic* not only is my company gone AND my reputation ruined, I'm supposed to sneak into Government territory just to try and bring back a couple of unlucky suckers from the Void, or else I'll DIE. And I get NO back-up because I'm broke AND *hic* have no friends.
...*Sigh* The Gemini TV Tournament was the WORST thing to have ever happened to me.
...Hah. How funny...
That's the same sort of ship I'm on.
holes.
Wait, what was...?
For a minute I thought we rid the world of pests like you. But of course there always have to be those last few naysayers who act like they can play god.
It's time the two of you wake up: your precious "gods" are gone. Dead. Absent from every realm except foolish memories.
And those who believed otherwise after they "won" are now what they always should have been: demons.
So uh... what are we going to do now?]{n}
Hey Rotom, I think we just found a straggler who hasn't been liberated from his Reaper.
Hope you didn't like your color scheme, 'cause you're about to get a face full of Anti-Omni Corruption!
Not even time will hide you from me, music boy. 











Your Axis Barriers may have given us trouble about a couple years ago, but the Anti-Omni Meme's grown MUCH stronger since then, fool!
Nice try, chief, but no. You simply CAN'T pass that off as the Anti-Omni Meme. Pretty much EVERYONE WHO LIVES HERE knows what it looks like, and that train ISN'T it.
Holding the trout!
Know that your only solace is that we wrote your coda.
You know what, Elfie? If that's how you're gonna go about with this...
...we're making it a duet.
Dance, water, dance!
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