Welp, We've done our share. We've got a coupl'a dirty theives that need busting. Waluigi?
Uhhh... I'm gonna hang out with Mao for a bit, if you don't mind.
...
WAKA-WAKA. (What about Koopenstein?)
Screw 'im! What, are we gonna stand here and wait for him to come? Later, losers!
(Of course, I'm not going to be doing the busting...
...Because this is a job for...)
But I want to win!
.You should probably stop while you're ahead .You're going to make the players upset and not want to participate or just end it right here
That's the idea!
?What
Most people win by using raw force ,but no one ever considers a game of stubborness.
...Are you suggesting
The more unfair I make things, the more likely they'll just straight up quit. For every showstopper, I'll simply write...
When they give up, then my kin will take over everything, bit by bit. They won't even lift a finger at us when we introduce ourselves to their world because they'll be so fed up. It's genius.
...You're sure you've thought this plan through?
You've chosen just about the most wrong person to play that game with.
*Huff* *Puff* Enough of this... yield and I will give you a swift death.
...No. I refuse to yield to the likes of something so vile such as you.
Vile? Wh--... Ha! How like you to say something so hypocritical!
I ain't a hypocrite, because unlike you, I don't pretend to justify my actions by implying the nonexistence of morality. Nor any of my past actions, for that matter. And I don't care what anyone else thinks of me. Because at the end of the day, there's only one person who I'm a necessity towards.
It's about killing the shitstain that I put on the map for my own agenda. People can point their fingers, but at the end of the day, I'm the one that started this mess. So it's only fitting that I end it.
Each of the possible futures this Post can provide may be unlike a true loss to Beta Diablo, but they're dangerous environments in their own right. Dangerous enough that we will hone our skills before we return.
Saktira, I trust your planning enough to let you go alone. Express, you will take Crescendo with you to keep him in check.
What, you don't trust me enough to go alone?!
...as much as I'd be delighted to say yes, the true reason is simply that you lack the speed necessary to even use the Post properly alone.
The man in the black coat will accompany Reverse Man for the same reasons, on top of the fact that the two are the closest to a pair with a relationship that isn't neutral or animous.
Whoah, hold on, wait, we can talk about-
YEAH!!
Whoever you are, I expect you to come with me unless you have your own plans.
Now, according to the GPS tracking system I installed, they should be this way. As long as I keep a wary eye out, those theives'll be out theived in no time!
Blue Beams, activate!
What the hell!?
Just what in the heck do you think you're doing!?
Purple Wind! You have a several billion dollar bounty on your head for numerous counts of robbery, theft, and fraud!
Yeah? Well that cash doesn't come cheap, pal! So the only way you're bringing me to justice is if you force me!
...You were saying?
Look, I dunno what happened either, but Ceiling Cat ended up returning. Didn't anticipate that there wasn't an actual CEILING for Ceiling Cat to appear from. Maybe I'll rely on on someone who can cross literally any dimension ever next time, if such a meme even exists.
...Whatever, you wanna go stop whatever that Koopenstein guy's doing?
Sure, not like I've got anything better to do.
Whatever, I'm GUESS I can come with, but I'm getting a redesign after this.
Well, first we'll--
What?
Relax, relax! This is, uh... a friend! That Waluigi invited! Isn't that right, Petey?
*Roar* (But you didn't--)
Waluigi told you to be on standby! Not to raise some eyebrows!
*ROAR* (...Sorry. I just figured if we grouped up, we would have a better shot at taking them down!)
*Sigh*... You're right. For now... Let's pay a little "visit" to the Garreg Mach Monastery.
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